ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Books By Paris Hilton

Updated on October 7, 2011

I was quite shocked to discover that Ms. Hilton had written several books about her most hot life as an heiress, model, mental patient or whatever it is she is overdoing these days. I am not her biggest fan, obviously; in fact I avoid her and anything about her quite actively. So I was honestly floored to find out that she had written a book. Technically, two books, but the second doesn't actually contain anything resembling writing. I would have been equally floored upon hearing news that she read a book. I haven't heard that, for the record.

Paris Hilton's first book, Confessions of An Heiress: A Tongue-In-Chic Peek Behind The Pose , has been called horrible, sad and empty by some critics. It contains many lists of her very most favoritest things like designers, hair products and cities. She encourages her reader to be like her with her list of 12 Things An Heiress Would Never Do .

Some reviewers are quite certain that Paris herself wrote this book. They are sure of this because they feel no other person could possibly be this shallow, empty and completely self-centered.

Allow me to side track briefly: when my daughter was 4 she loved to tell stories and write books. She couldn’t actually write, so she would tell me what to write, and she would then illustrate her books.

I bring this up because I am absolutely certain that this is how Paris wrote her book, with the help of two professional writers, to interpret her deepest thoughts and experiences in to a language that the common American fan would be able to understand. No small task for that team of writers. Really, it took two? So, they wrote it and honestly captured some truth about her innermost being. She picked out the most fabulously flattering pictures of herself to go with the narration.

Paris Hilton wrote a book?
Paris Hilton wrote a book?

Your Heiress Diary: Confess It All To Me, by Paris Hilton This one can hardly be called a book, except that it is small and made out of paper. It is sold as a book authored by Hilton, but it is really a lined journal with pictures and a few how do you feel type questions littered throughout.

Now, I know I am being highly critical of Paris, and that is not usually my style. It is just that as a mother of three young girls, as a woman with long blonde hair, who happens to consider herself strong and intelligent, I think she is doing us a huge disservice by behaving in her weak, dopey way, waiting to be bailed out of every situation she can't handle and then using said situations to make more money.

I hope that the world gets bored with her before my girls are old enough to have any interest in emulating her.

If, by some chance you are interested, you can read The Tinkerbell Diaries, an account of life with Hilton written from the viewpoint of her dog.

As if this all is not enough, Nicole Richie has writen a novel titled, The Truth About Diamonds.

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • amy jane profile imageAUTHOR

      amy jane 

      10 years ago from Connecticut

      I know - its crazy! I think there is srill hope for us :)

    • stephhicks68 profile image

      Stephanie Hicks 

      10 years ago from Bend, Oregon

      OMG - this is so funny and well-written (OK, so a Hub takes us what, 1-3 hours to write, and how long for Paris to get published). Maybe there is hope for us as authors, after all! Thanks Amy Jane, I love it.

    • amy jane profile imageAUTHOR

      amy jane 

      10 years ago from Connecticut

      You guys made me laugh! Thanks for reading and commenting :) I promise not to bore anyone with Paris Hilton again.

    • John Chancellor profile image

      John Chancellor 

      10 years ago from Tennessee

      You suggest she used two writers to capture her deepest thoughts. I rather doubt that she has ever had a deep thought.

      On second thought, maybe she did require two writers, one to capture each deep thought she might have ever had.

    • jimmythejock profile image

      James Paterson 

      10 years ago from Scotland

      And I thought she wrote the book the ABD of 124,lol.....jimmy

    • Peter M. Lopez profile image

      Peter M. Lopez 

      10 years ago from Sweetwater, TX

      Wow. I didn't know she could read, much less write. I guess you do learn something new every day. Interesting.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)