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Updated on August 27, 2016

Please Take a Peek at My Wife's Beautiful Naked Chest

Well, I hope I'm not violating any terms of service here on Hubpages.com but I'm about to show you a photo of my wife's naked chest. We discussed it in great detail before posting it on the internet. I am posting this photo of her 100% naked chest with her permission. It's ok, because she shows it off to strangers every chance she gets.

It took me a bit of getting used to, but now I'm actually excited to see her show off her extremely gorgeous chest. We've thought about opening a website where we could make some money in online subscriptions by showing it off. If her chest becomes popular on Hubpages.com, we may just do that.

Your comments on my wife's naked chest are encouraged and most-welcomed. If you would do us a favor and rate my wife's naked chest on a scale of 1-10, we'd sincerely appreciate it. Thank you all for taking a peek.


Scroll down to see the photo. Thank you!

Well, as you can see, this chest is not only gorgeous, it's 100% NAKED. No stains, paints or varnishes have been applied to this gorgeous chest! Thank you for peeking at my wife's naked chest!
Well, as you can see, this chest is not only gorgeous, it's 100% NAKED. No stains, paints or varnishes have been applied to this gorgeous chest! Thank you for peeking at my wife's naked chest!

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    your a twat 9 years ago

    you are a twat

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    compu-smart 9 years ago from London UK

    lol very amusing...

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks for the comments:)

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    compu-smart 9 years ago from London UK

    PS,..,.. 10 out of 10 for the pure nakedness;)

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks, Compu-smart. When I said "naked" I truly meant "naked"......

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    DeMarco 9 years ago

    I had to laugh...you got me

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    Jerry 9 years ago

    very funny

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    Kate 9 years ago

    Nice chest she got there... I wish I had one like that =P

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    RockinJoe 9 years ago

    Thanks, DeMarco, Thank you, Jerry.....

    and Kate, I'm sure yours is just as beautiful. Thanks for the nice words.

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thank You DeMarco, Thanks, Jerry! Kate, I'm sure your chest is just as beautiful. Just don't be ashamed to leave it bare! Show the world!

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    Stacie Naczelnik 9 years ago from Seattle

    I wish I had a chest as beautiful as your wife's!

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks, Stacie! I appreciate your comment! Thanks for the Chocolate Covered Banana Recipes There goes my diet!

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    vows 9 years ago

    Man has she got naturaly defined chest, Im tempted to put my mom's.

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi vows,

    Thanks for the nice comment. I'm pretty proud of her chest. I think that if your mom wants you to show her chest off you should do it. You only live once!

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    mikey 2 times 9 years ago

    nice makes me want 2 make the hand party lmao

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    gazaly 9 years ago

    haahaaa... hoooo....

    www.graphiczone.tk

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks for the comments, gazaly and mikey 2 times! My wife keeps blushing when she reads these chest complimets.

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    Shockr 9 years ago

    Nice Thinking

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    primetime32 9 years ago

    i really dont know what to say other than ...... wow

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    Patty Inglish 9 years ago from North America

    Cute!

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks for all the nice comments, everyone!

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    stinger 9 years ago

    Your wife's chest is cool! I thought it some kinda boobie

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    Cory Zacharia 9 years ago

    the unvarnished truth

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    SurfSmarter 9 years ago

    And now you only need a "nice rack" to go with the "naked chest", eh!

    really appreciate your wicked sense of humor.

    TCALW...TWNI

    (Take Care And Live Well... The Way Nature Intended)

    PS you and all your friends can now claim a Free Hosting account at www.practice-space.com and have a brand new place to call home ...somewhere to display your wife's "naked chest", "nice rack", or anything else in all their natural glory.

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    muskaan 9 years ago

    ur wife's naked chest is very nice

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    cgull8m 9 years ago from North Carolina

    Hilarious, good one

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    Misha 9 years ago from DC Area

    ROFL

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    Maddie Ruud 9 years ago from Oakland, CA

    You should never allow her to cover it up. There's nothing like naked beauty.

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    BrookeCastro 9 years ago

    That was pretty funny

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    AlzheimersFlorida 9 years ago

    cool eye catching

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thank you for all your comments, everyone. So far thousands of people have seen my wife's naked chest on Hub Pages.

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    jack 9 years ago

    you have got ahole in your head.

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    Web Wizard 9 years ago from Dixie

    nice one for the wood

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    Saleem Rana 9 years ago

    I knew there was a catch to it when I saw the header in the gallery, but I couldn't figure out how you were going to pull it off. Naturally, I had a good laugh when I saw your wife's beautiful chest. Let me guess, you're a closet comedian who often thinks of going public.

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi Saleem,

    Actually, I've been a professional standup for 20 years. Thank you everyone for your great comments!

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    doolally 9 years ago

    Great Chest!!! lol...

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    stubbs 9 years ago from London

    Well I'd give it a 9/10 it really is a very nice chest. I do like a nice single hinge hehehe, if ya know what I mean..................................No I don't know either.

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    Matt Libby 9 years ago from Oak Ridge

    quick stain that thing before you get arrested

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Matt, Although I appreciate your comment, I can't understand how you could even suggest we cover my wife's beautiful, naked chest. That would be criminal. :)

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    HillbillyGardener 9 years ago from Bolivar

    GOOD ONE MAN! LOL I love it and the chest!

    the "Hillbilly Gardener"

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    Joseph Addams 9 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks for your comments everyone. But please, no touching my wife's chest, just looking!

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    westbound 9 years ago

    love this one!

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    AAN160 9 years ago

    awesome, I thought I was really going to be able to rate the chest of your wife. Nice chest though!!!!!!

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    Matt Libby 9 years ago from Oak Ridge

    I wouldn't want you to be charged with "indecent exposure" ;-)

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    K.S.Samual 9 years ago

    How many children did you get from this wife?

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    TheBridesShoes 9 years ago

    Don't you want to paint your wife's chest because that way every now and then, it will need a touch up.

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    joel 9 years ago

    got me there, anyway her chest's really beautiful!!

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    mizan 9 years ago

    how lough.......its ..

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    taylorblue 9 years ago from Canada

    wow...that is a beautiful chest....great ploy!

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    Timmy The Greek 9 years ago

    Now that's pretty funny. You got me!

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    pierre 9 years ago

    eye no wear u goet you'r woodie ha ha

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    Kiz 9 years ago from Antioch, TN

    Adorable! It is a very nice chest!

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    alan 9 years ago

    ha ha. briliant post. for a moment i was.. well forget it. well they are normal chests and I have seen bigger ones. hey consider putting some melons in the center of the chest. keep posting interresting articles.

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    OneShot 9 years ago

    I find this chest rather plain, and since it's on an all-white background with no points of reference I can't really get a feel for how large or small it actually is. I myself am fond of large chests, something with some heft to it that you can really get a grip on. So without knowing the exact size of this chest I am going to have to rate it a bit lower than I might otherwise. I give your wife's chest a 4 out of 10.

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    ForTheLove 9 years ago from Godforsaken, Iowa

    I confess, I could not resist oggling your wife's naked chest. The temptation was too strong for me to legitimately resist. I DO feel you need to get some support for a chest that ample in size. You don't want a chest like that touching the floor all the time, without support lugging it around could lead to back problems. ;-)

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    Lilymag 9 years ago from Upstate New York

    That is a gorgeous chest! Almost as beautiful as mine!!!!

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    funnebone 9 years ago from Philadelphia Pa

    I can't believe I just dimmed the lights, closed the shades, locked the dog in the closet and shaved my back all in anticipation of seeing your wifes chest. Imagine my disappointment when I see that the freaking thing is UNPAINTED! what a scam!

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    hoverdawg72 9 years ago from TN

    OMG! I'm a man and I have a chest just like that.

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    Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

    That IS a nice chest. I can think of so many things to do with it!

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks, Christoph, As you can imagine, I've gotten a lot of responses from both men and women who have had ideas (some of them very sick in nature) about what they'd like to do with my wife's chest. One couple even said they wanted to both touch it at the same time.

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    Steve 8 years ago

    Hey, evangelical prudery. What a twat you are. Either you don't have a wife 'cos you can't get one, or she's a real dog; and Ikea think it's a 'blanket box' by the way'. Maybe you should have posted 'please rate my wife's box'?

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    Kika Rose 8 years ago from Minnesota

    *falls off her computer chair laughing* Oh my god, you and Misha totally got me! Here I thought you were seriously being dirty old men! xD You two are horrible for decieving me! ;-P

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    dishyum 8 years ago

    It's very nice, attractive chest!!!

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks Kika Rose! Don't believe everything you read:)

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thank you dishyum. We appreciate the compliment!

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    Rodney Fagan 8 years ago from Johannesberg South Africa, The Gold Mine City

    Amazing how the mind works, images of chests and not boxes, good one

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    rmr 8 years ago from Livonia, MI

    Your wife has an ample, and lovely chest! Very nice!

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    B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

    I could totally curl up and take a nap on your wife's chest! It looks so comfy!

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    gwendymom 8 years ago from Oklahoma

    Your wifes chest is beautiful. Don't let that jackalope curl up with it though, his antlers could punture that beautiful chest.

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    doshi nilesh 8 years ago

    your wife,s chest is so beautiful,and it will be more beautiful when your chest touch with your wife,s chest,

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    bob 8 years ago

    that is one nice chest

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks Bob! I appreciate your stopping by and taking a peek.....but please don't stare too long.

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    CarpetDiem 8 years ago from Southern California

    joe, you are too funny! this is a great example for how to write a title. you got me. ~ Steve

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks for stopping by, CarpetDiem.....We appreciate you taking a peek at her chest. Don't be a stranger, she's had over 40,000 views to her chest so far....I think she may like a few more.

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    DJ Funktual 8 years ago from One Nation Under a Groove

    did you get the links I sent, bruh?

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Nope, nothing yet.I assume you emailed them?

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    Ronald Daniar 8 years ago

    Very funny! :p

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks Ronald. Bet you wish you had a chest like that to stare at all day.

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    Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

    wait till you see my mother's naked chest! LOL I've been had that's what!

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    B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

    After reading this hub, I was inspired to post a tribute to my wife's ass. But the damned thing bolted from the barn, before I could snap the picture! He was last seen running toward the tunnel to Canada. Next time, I'm gettin her a horse.

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    luvintkandtj 8 years ago from USA

    Great hub

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi Cris A. I can't wait to see your mom's naked chest. Sometimes, the older they are, the nicer they are:)

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi B.T. Evilpants Thanks for the nice comment. I'm sorry your wife's ass escaped. You can always write a hub titled, "My Wife Used To Have a Great Ass-and I Let It Get Away From Me"

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi luvintkandtj...

    Thanks for stopping by and checking out my wife's naked chest. I'm hoping to get some better pictures of it from different angles to keep things fresh on this hub.

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    B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

    Now why did you have to go and put that idea in my head? Do you have any idea how difficult that will be to resist!? My little hare brain already trying to write the first paragraphs...must...resist!

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    Lgali 8 years ago

    LOL nice one,Have a look at mine fuuny one

    https://hubpages.com/games-hobbies/What-Weird-Chri...

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    hubber-2009 8 years ago from India

    I think the CHEST is totally Empty...

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    The Old Firm 8 years ago from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand

    Hi rj, was linked here by B.T.'s hub. I do think you made a boob though. As Steve pointed out, that is more of a glory box. Obviously new and unused. But then, there's probably a lot of dialect differences between Cold and Snowy, New England, and Bomb-crater, NZ. (For instance, here to knock up is; 1) To get some-one up to answer the door for you at night, 2) To build in a hurry.)

    B.T. must have caught a cold. When last seen he was feeling a little horse. Give your wife my love, she must be proud of a chest like that, and don't varnish it, a light oiling followed by a brisk rub will make it glow for hours.

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks, Hubber-2009. I can promise you, it's not at all empty.

    Hi Old Firm. Thanks for the advice. We've been extremely careful not to use anything that might be harmful to the finish of her naked chest. I'm sure she won't refuse the light oiling and brisk rub.

    Knock up means to get someone to answer the door? How do you use it in a sentence?

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    Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country

    A very elegant chest with classical style, thanks for sharing. I love unfurnished finiture.

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    The Old Firm 8 years ago from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand

    rj, In answer to your last - " Lets go and knock up rj, he's probably got a bottle of scotch."

    And, 2) - I'm sure she won't either. It certainly didn't the last time, although a polished finish as good as mine does bring a blush.

    You really shouldn't carouse with B.T.

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thank You, Rochelle. I appreciate your stopping by:)

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi The Old Firm,

    Thanks for the lesson. You're right. I shouldn't be associating with B.T., but it's a sickness. I can't help myself.

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    Cindy Lawson 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

    I bet my Husband would love me to have a naked chest like your wife's :)

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    Wendy Iturrizaga 8 years ago from France

    I must admit that usually I am not interested in another women's chest... but your wife's is so beautiful that I couldn't take my eyes off it!

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hello there, MistyHorizon2003. Your husband is free to look at my wife's naked chest all he wants. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he wanted you to have a naked chest to show off, yourself.

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi Princessa. Thanks for the nice comment. My wife thanks you for the compliment. It's difficult not to stare at the beauty of her naked chest.

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    Cindy Lawson 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

    If I let my Husband near your wife's naked chest rockinjoe, my guess is he would be unable to leave it alone and would be constantly showing it off to his friends.

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    I've had that problem in the past, MistyHorizon2003. When my friends come over the house, they are allowed a quick peek and then my wife's chest gets covered up for the rest of their visit.

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    Cindy Lawson 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

    I can well imagine the problem. Perhaps all you need to do is allow your friends to give your wife's chest a good 'buffing up' with a soft cloth and then they can see it in it's full glory.

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    lol....my wife doesn't even let me touch her naked chest. No one gets near it. Sure she'll show it to everyone, but get too close and she goes insane. I think she's worried about someone scratching it.

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    Cindy Lawson 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

    I can see her point, perhaps she should keep it covered up and only expose it on special occasions, or she could show it off in an exhibition where it could have its own security guards to make sure no-one tampered with it.

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    That's a problem. She's become an exibitionist when it comes to her naked chest. She'll show it off anyplace or anytime. Maybe a museum type atmosphere would be a great idea for her chest. As long as the security guards don't get too close. Thanks for the idea, Cindy

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    Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

    what's with the double entendres that abound? Can't say i'm not enjoying myself though! LOL I wonder what your imaginative minds (yours and misty's) will come up with next...?

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    I don't think I can top Misty this time, Cris

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    Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

    talk about your favorite "tool" inside your "drawer" or something! LOL Or maybe I'd beat you to it and write one now! LOL

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Go for it, Cris. I can't wait to see your finished project.

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    The Old Firm 8 years ago from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand

    Is you wife called Pandora, Joe, I think I remember her from another life?

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi TOF. No, not Pandora, but take it from me...Open that box and you're in for a bunch of problems:)

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    B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

    Hey! I just noticed the link! Thanks for that! Oh, by the way, you gotta watch out for that Old Firm guy. He's been looking for a place to keep his electric eels, and he just may have his eye on your wife's chest.

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    You're welcome BT. Anything I can do to promote your craziness, I will. I'm not too worried about the eels. That may spice things up around here.

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    Dr.Kulsum Mehmood 8 years ago from Nagpur, India

    Wow ! Truly your wife's naked chest is very gorgeous. I wish I had one like her's. Sigh !

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    The Old Firm 8 years ago from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand

    Hi Joe, I see that B.T. passed through at the gallop. He's on the run from Shadesbreath, who's after him in drag, armed with a farriers' rasp and vengeance bound.

    The box is already agape, you'd better secure it fast before Evilpants uses it as a refuge. If it smells of horny wabbit and Anti-Christ you're too late!

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thank you, Kulsem. We appreciate the compliment. A lot of women have written to say they wish they had a chest as nice as my wife's.

    Hi TOF. I keep an eye out for BT-as well as Shadesbreath. I think I'll put the top down on the chest for awhile. Thanks for the tip.

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    Nayberry 8 years ago from nayphat@yahoo.com

    Okay! lol That was not what I was expecting to see there! lol Very funny! I love these kinds of hubs. They keep you on your p's and q's.

    Tootles!!

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi Nayberry. Thanks for stopping by and saying hello. I'm glad you enjoyed the hub. Hopefully, my funny hasn't worn off and I'll be writing some "better stuff" soon.

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    I'm not too worried it,TOF. This hub has been up and down more times than my prom date, It's at a low point in its existance right now. I don't understand Hubpages sometimes, It still gets a steady two hundred page views per day, yet the score fluctuates like crazy.

    B.T. and Shadesbreath are insane. I'm staying out of their way.

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    The Old Firm 8 years ago from Waikato/Bay Of Plenty, New Zealand

    Well thanks Joe. I don't know what to say. (That's a prevarication, of course I do. How I should is my problem.) I tried devious wit and was taken for Sienfeld - it must be my nose. I should of course be less devious, and at least slightly witty.

    I guess that you're into two tier humour, the subtle American put down. You did it with gentleness and curiosity. Then again, you could just be like B.T.s' wife's neither end!

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    Kelley 8 years ago from California

    I can't understand a score of 74 for all those hits. At any rate, nudity - or the suggestion of it - is always a good sales strategy. Think I'll use more of that myself . . . .

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi Kosmo. Thanks for the comment. I had a very high hub score on this thing for a long time and then changed around the key words because Google wasn't running any ads on it. Once I did that, it started to make money, but my score dropped into the 70's. It's still a great performing hub for me. I gave up a long time ago on figuring out the Hubpages Algorithm.

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    Bruce Elkin 8 years ago from Victoria, BC Canada

    Chest you weight, Joe. I'm gonna loose some wait, and then maybe I can get myself right in your wife's chest, and mush around. Oh, yeah! You crack me up. And thanks for the nice compliment in the weekly write up. I REALLY appreciate your support!

    But, your wife's chest don't need no support. Eh?

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    Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Hi Bruce! Thanks for peeking in on my wife's naked chest. You're welcome, you're really good at what you do!

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    Frieda Babbley 8 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

    Terrifically funny! The way you were pansy-footing around it, and the fact that I read B.T.'s hub first, I knew. However I must say, even so, that the suspense was killing me.

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    J Mockridge 8 years ago

    I prefer a bigger chest, personally.

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    Bo Bixbie 7 years ago from Mid-West

    Your wife has a giant box.

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    Rob 7 years ago

    I'd give it a 7.

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    Al 7 years ago

    Would it be weird if I said I'd love to lick your wife's chest?

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    Tony McGregor 7 years ago from South Africa

    Ah, what a chest! Now that was worth looking at!

    Love and peace

    Tony

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    Joseph Addams 7 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    thanks, tony!

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    unimportant 7 years ago

    hmnm oddest woodie, i ever got looking at a woman's chest

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    Joseph Addams 7 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thank you, unimportant!

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    keith t 7 years ago

    Hey, isn't that your wife's box? ;}

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    days leaper 6 years ago from england

    I bet You don't get many of those in a pound!

    You pulled it off quite well!

    I read quite a few of the comments so far I haven't seen any knockers! -I thought some wood.

    Do You spend a lot of time polishing the brass handles? -Make sure to hold it carefully.

    Interesting, Is your wife a boxer?

    ...They get worse, I go now.

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    gulnazahmad 6 years ago from Pakistan

    Lols its funny and its quite witty. I kept laughing:D

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    zytron 6 years ago

    does your wife have a sister?

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    Joseph Addams 6 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Thanks for the comments everyone. We were intimate last evening and I got a splinter in my lip

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    Cindy Lawson 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

    I remember this hub now Joe, it was another brilliantly funny one of yours :)

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    Lee Stevenson 6 years ago from Portsmouth, uk

    You lucky lucky man!!!

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    Joseph Addams 6 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    @mistyhorizon3000-You flatter me, Cindy!

    @leestevenson- Thanks Lee. Feel free to take a peek anytime you'd like. :)

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    John lescault  6 years ago

    Got to admit.... When I first start to read this I'm like what. Then see the pic and died laughing.. Good 1 Joe

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    Norman Jones 6 years ago

    Didn't really see much ...But you gotta appreciate the size of that box she keeps them in ...lol.

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    lacosta 5 years ago

    i would paint that chest white

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    judgebill 5 years ago

    She looks stiff, no sense of humor, and she would easily become unhinged

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    Joseph Addams 5 years ago from Standing right behind you!

    Nothing more I hate than a thief.....

    http://mywifesnakedchest.blogspot.com/2011/05/well...

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    ... 5 years ago

    DAMN!!!

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    chet 5 years ago

    that's not a chest. that's obviously a box shot..pervert

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    Linda Bryen 4 years ago from United Kingdom

    Nice one rockinjoe, at first I did not get it then I started to read omg you are funny. Well done and thank you for sharing your wife's chest.

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    Paul 3 years ago

    She looks board

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