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Poems To Paris Hilton

Updated on February 24, 2011

Oh Paris Hilton!

Oh Paris Hilton!

You’re the epitome of our nation.

You reduce so many stupid idiots,

To sexual salivation.

How can I begin to tell you,

Of how much I’d like to sell you,

To sheiks, I imagine, in the wild Middle East,

And watch, as on your flesh, they feast?

Oh Paris! In error, they have named you,

Maligned and defamed you.

Paris, they call you, after the “City of Light”.

It’s so ironic! For you are ANYTHING but bright.

Your ancestors have screwed the very best.

And now you are here to screw the rest.

You’re the queen of American queens.

But, to me, you are the queen of the unclean.

But you will always get your gig.

People know that you are big.

Why David Lettermen thinks you’re hot.

You taste like candy, but you’re snot.

You are such a teacher though.

The ways of selfishness, you will show.

It takes days to celebrate your life.

While the entire world remains in strife.

While other men wish to nuzzle your neck,

And give those lips a lingering peck,

I would rather stick to my gut,

And French-kiss a baboon’s butt.

I see you have the world and its money.

I wish someone would smear you with honey,

Drop your ass out in a prison for men.

It would be a great way, to repent for your sins!

Take all these worldly Madonnas,

These spoiled brats, and primadonnas,

I say smear their asses with oleo or butter,

And toss them into the Black Hole of Calcutta!


~Micky Frickin’ Dee~

A few days ago, Paris Hilton celebrated her 30th birthday with an appearance on the "Late Show With David Letterman" and gushed about boyfriend Cy Waits - which gave the late night host plenty of ammo!

While chatting about her 11 different scents, including a cologne called, Just Me For Men, Letterman poked fun at Paris' love. I have some scents in mind when I think of Paris Hilton.

The reality star also plugged her new iPhone app during her appearance. This iPhone has a feature which allows users to create photos with Paris superimposed on the image. How lovely.

Paris laughed off Letterman's jokes, telling him, "I'm in an amazing relationship, we're about to have our one year anniversary."

She also said she's hoping to have kids in the future and explained that she's hoping to have "three of four."

Do you hear this world? Paris Hilton may, not only reproduce, but she may participate in the child's "parenting".

  • Born: 17 February 1981
  • Birthplace: United States
  • Best Known As: Party-hopping Hilton Hotel heiress and super-slut.

Paris was first known to the tabloids as "Paris the Heiress". She is the great-granddaughter of hotel magnate Conrad Hilton, granddaughter of Barron Hilton, grand-niece of Nicholas Conrad "Nicky" Hilton (the one-time husband of Elizabeth Taylor) and daughter of real estate magnate Rick Hilton. Hilton went from party-hopping socialite to self-made entertainment brand early in the 21st century.

Hilton also had scrapes with the law: in September of 2006 she was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving, and was given probation after pleading guilty to reckless driving. She was sent to jail in June 2007 after violating her probation by driving with a suspended license. Hilton's younger sister Nicky is also a well-known socialite.

Hilton's jail was the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, near Los Angeles. She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23 days for good behavior. She entered jail on the evening of 3 June 2007 and, in a surprise move, was released by the sheriff on the morning of 7 June 2007 for what a Sheriff's Department spokesman said were medical reasons. The next day, however, the judge said he had not agreed to her release and ordered Hilton back to jail. She was released just after midnight on 26 June 2007... Hilton became engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis in May of 2005; however, the two Parises broke off their engagement later that year... The Simple Life was cancelled by Fox in 2005. The E! cable network then picked up the show for 2006 and 2007... By coincidence, the original Green Acres starred Eva Gabor, the sister of Zsa Zsa Gabor, who was married to Paris Hilton's great-grandfather Conrad Hilton... A similar reality-type show of 2003, Rich Girls, starred fashion fortune heiress Ally Hilfiger...

Hilton was in the news in 2003 when a home video of her cavorting with former boyfriend Rick Salomon was published online; the tape was reportedly made in 2000. Salomon has been married to actresses Shannen Doherty, Elizabeth Daily, and Pamela Anderson.

I'll take just a moment- as many of you might -to say- "YUCK"!

The video was released by Salomon shortly before Hilton's TV series The Simple Life debuted, causing a media sensation. When Hilton stated publicly that she was "out of it," didn't know what she was doing during the taping of the video and did not approve its public release, she sued Salomon for defamation. Hilton then countersued Salomon over the release of the tape, settling out of court in July 2005. According to reports, Hilton was awarded as much as $400,000 and planned to donate a percentage to charity.

In a 2006 interview with the British edition of GQ magazine, Hilton stated: "I never received a dime from the video. It's just dirty money and (Salomon) should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something. To be honest, I don't even think about it any more."

The original video, and copies of the DVD, are still circulating on the Internet and can be legally seen on several sites.

The video received the AVN Awards in 2005 for "Best Selling Title of the Year," "Best Renting Title of the Year" and "Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Individual Project." -I guess this is something that is VOTED FOR- in some fashion!

The DVD titled 1 Night in Paris is distributed by Red Light District, a production company that produces and distributes higher-end pornographic videos.

It is one of the most explicit celebrity sex videos, showing clear _______ penetration, ___________ and ________ with full ___ shot.

The video also features Hilton interrupting sex to answer her mobile phone, which led to a number of parodies.

Say what?

SO! Many of you fools will be "in search of Paris STUPIDITY and IMMORALITY"!

AND- many of you vote too!

Well Paris has a new TV show that many Americans will be watching. Americans, who will say stupid stuff about people in other countries like, "They hate democracy! They hate OUR way of life!"

Well Americans, if Paris Hilton and her ilk are the American "way of life", put Micky Dee down as hating it too!

Paris and Fame

From out of nowhere she came.

A pornographic video was her fame.

Her popularity grew near and far,

As the world adores another porn star.

She makes her living as a “party girl”,

While fires rage around the world.

Desires on fire she did enflame.

No despicable acts will ever defame.

What will the future be able to tell,

About these times and these Jezebels?

When there is money, there is no shame.

This whore gives whores a bad name.

Her ultimate talent is merely sin,

And with the world’s media, she “rubs it in”.

What price is Paris Hilton’s fame?

She gives prostitutes a bad name.

What would Paris say to the hungry and ill?

“Have an orgy! Have a drink! Take a pill!”

And what will be her ultimate aim?

She gives America and the world a bad name.

And just how low can America go?

Shmollywood gives her another reality show.

It’s just more and more of the same!

And Paris gives Hollywood a stinky name.

Her words for those with wolves at their door?

“Take my advice on “how to be a whore!”

What else for the poor, for heaven’s sake?

She says, “Let them eat a $3,000 cake!”

~Micky Frickin' Dee~


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    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      Pintails and I are riding a tandem, I think! Great minds think alike! I love that pretty mind of yours Freya!

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      Freya Cesare 

      7 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

      I knew if from the first that you and Pintails sharing similar brain wave! LOL

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      Hi dear jandee. I had forgotten about Angela and George. When I was on the chain gang for grains of Marijuana in my Prince Albert tobacco (true story), nobody came. It's almost a private club. God bless Angela! Thank you jandee!

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      7 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

      Hello Micky, I made a reference to Angela and George(mistake they weren't married ?)

      Angela Davies and George Jackson - of the Black Panthers


    • crystolite profile image


      7 years ago from Houston TX

      Oh, what a nice poem To Paris Hilton. Be rated!

    • twentyfive profile image


      7 years ago

      Totally hilarious! I like her perfume Just Me.. lol

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      7 years ago from Stettler, AB

      hahaha that was a great read! Thank you!

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      Peggy Woods 

      7 years ago from Houston, Texas

      When I saw the title, I just knew that it was not going to be a tribute in the regular sense, and I was right. Your photo work is something else! I need to spend some time with PhotoShop and learn how to use it.

      Paris Hilton is the epitomy of a "poor little rich girl" with too much money and time. Too bad it is not put to good use. A Mother Teresa she is NOT.

      If there was a sad button I would push it...not really funny. So up instead.

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      Hey jandee. Angela and George?

      I don't really know this lady, Paris Hilton, but if the news is showing reality- count me out with her and a bunch others. But I'm not into Hollywood. I'm not into movie stars. I get nothing from most that are out there. I don't care for our sports heroes. I've played most of the popular sports. In my opinion? I wouldn't care if any ever made a dime. That goes for cycling too. I am NO spectator.

      I would rather pay a plumber crazy money than a model, sports figure, etc.

      Everybody- including every prima-donna on Earth should be productive. Lawyers ought to find some meaningful occupation instead of carrying bags for the rich and running America down. There has never- not in 200 years -been an honet court-room in America. I will repeat this untill I die. But I guess you can write me down as not caring one flip about a celebrity. We need respect for EVERYBODY! If these people are carrying on about a cake that sells for over $3,000 - I'm bored with them. We have that.

      What we need is a savior!

      Thank you jandee! I appreciate you!

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      7 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

      Angela went to see george in prison and married him before he was 'finished off' . Not all are selfish ! You must know that Mickey!

      Anyway thanks for full reply,jandee

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      Thank you all for your comments. Paris isn't so different from many people in the world, unfortunately.

      Let's pull together and lift humanity up where we can. God bless!

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      7 years ago from I'm outta here

      Oh Dear, Just who is this Paris Hilton anyway, can't recall. Poor dear sounds as if she needs some quiet time in a nice soft room... :) Katie

    • pintails7886 profile image


      7 years ago from Memphis TN

      "People suck". This is a great way to simplify the truth. People do suck, most people care only for number 1. They act as if they are the only person in the universe. Here in Memphis TN, is a perfect example. The people here SUCK more than any other people I have ever met. It is no wonder the murder rate is so high here. I feel like killing these idiots every time I have to leave the house, which i try my best to avoid leaving the house because i dont want to be around the people here, they really suck.

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      7 years ago from Wales

      Hi Micky Dee,

      You've done it again my dear friend. You've hit the nail right on the head.

      As I read the first few lines my face I think was expressionless but by the time I'd read a couple more the expressionless had changed into a huge grin.

      You are most certainly saying what everyone with morals is thinking.

      Thank you so much for sharing and take care Micky.


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      Wesman Todd Shaw 

      7 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

      This is so awesome that I can hardly believe the moderator/censorship squad hasn't unpublished it for you.

      I'm borrowing peoples thumbs to give you more than the mere two that I can stuck up for you.

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      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Once again you find ways to dig out the hidden truth and make society see what we have become.A bunch of reality t.v. wanna bees for fame and stupidity!!!Think of what could happen if she put her time to good use.Like a poster girl for littering.Don't litter see what happens when you litter.The trash becomes a way of life and soon we don't know any better.Litter not only clutters our world but our thoughts too.

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      Yo jandee! Are you an atheist? I thank God for you!

      Pulling your leg my dear.

      You are preaching to the choir my dear. I have to believe in God.

      People of government in this United States of America accused me of having grains of Marijuana in my Prince Albert tobacco. I spent 45 days on the chain gang for a crime I had NO INTENTION of committing.

      I KNOW that America is SICK from the top down and the bottom up. This America I live in has its head up money's butt but so does every lawmaker in the Untied Kingdom.

      The wickedness at the top of these pyramid schemes is as nasty as ANY the world has ever seen.

      Yes jandee- Christians here attack abortion while they vote for every damn lawyer the GOP hands out. They vote in blocks. From ignorance, from meanness, from pride- they vote these damn pigs called lawyers into every position in America.

      No jandee- you will not get an aggument from me.

      Christians are turning God's people away by the millions because of this idiocy of electing power into poower, worshiping money, trying to take ANY high road like their stupid idiotic crusade against abortion.

      Christians commit abortion EV ERY time they vote. The leaders they keep eleceting are lawyers who have NOT in 200 years run a judicial system with honesty. NOT IN 200 YEARS. The media will dribble out occasionally the latest victems of LAWYERS from the courts.

      America is the most imprisoned nation on Earth.

      And yes jandee- Christians FAIL" wiuth the Golden Rule which is THEN law of Christianity and the Golden Rule is MORE IMPORTANT THAN BELIEVING JESUS GOT OUT OF HIS TOMB.

      Jesus Himself said so.

      But I will believe in God.

      Because people CANNOT be trusted. We have a country full of Christians who keep voting for Satan, the devil, EVIL every time they vote.

      But I HAVE to believe in God. People suck. People do not visit you in jail.

      People cannot be trusted. I will follow the command of Jesus to Love my neighbor as best I can and raise my sister and brothers up. It's the law. God bless!

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      7 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

      Hang on Micky ! You may think your 'leaders' are evil!

      Please don't say it is because they are unbelievers !

      Have you any idea how many countries have been attacked by U.S since the second world war,jandee(atheist)

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      "Wow, Micky, you really got Paris off your chest. Hmmmmm, what was she doing there?" drbj!!! You are a trip!

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      7 years ago from Australia

      Well said Micky, you echo the thoughts of most descent people. She's got the morals of a Paparazzi photographer at a child's funeral. Great stuff you should 'rider' out of town on that bike of yours.

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      7 years ago

      A bit harsh, M.D. but I guess the girl deserves it! She is an insult to the gender...just because she has money she gets away with so much and it's made public. If it was us 'nobody's'...we'd be shunned. Sad, but true. The pics were funny though...I have to admit. = )

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      Fraser Nuttall 

      7 years ago from Canada

      I feel the same way. lol!

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      drbj and sherry 

      7 years ago from south Florida

      Wow, Micky, you really got Paris off your chest. Hmmmmm, what was she doing there? Just kidding.

      Whenever I see her in the news or on TV, she seems to be broadcasting, "I'm hot . . . and you're not!"

      She is rich, yes, but also sad, tacky and perhaps, deep down, very, very unhappy.

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      Martie Coetser 

      7 years ago from South Africa

      I don’t know why, but I feel sorry for her. She cannot be happy knowing that so many good people despise her. Or is she corrupt beyond my comprehension? Then who is to blame?

      She is the ideal model for an ambitious psychoanalyst.

      Calm down, Micky! Focus on the good and beautiful and forget about the bad. They are God’s business, just like we are. I’m sending you a bag filled with love and peace :)))

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      7 years ago from Memphis TN

      Yes Micky we do need to talk about it ALL. It is so f'ed. Like I said, I am happy to meet you and the few like us because with out you and the few others i would go insane or kill myself from misery.

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      7 years ago from malang-indonesia

      Hahaha..... I have to learn from you to make all the pictures above. I can't imagine what the Paris Hilton fans said after saw all her pictures. Good work, my uncle. Thanks for writing this. God bless you!

      Your nephew, prasetio

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      God bless you nephew. The world is still in its infancy. Compassion needs to keep up with our science.

      This world is STILL ruled for the "fittest", the strongest, the "pretty". These "attributes are nothing more than vanity. The "strongest" may simply imply to the most sinful or the most wicked. "Pretty" ruling?" How bizarre!

      I do not want to participate in a world of selfishness that I see. The second amendment? We are the most armed nation in the world and America allows the few rich tyrants to butcher the world. True political change must be violent, it is said.

      "We", those of us who actually believe in God, not our leaders because they do not- They are the liars among liars- but "we" know there is a final judgment. "We" know there is a reckoning.

      "We", real true believers in a benevolent God, must speak the truth about our situation. We cannot continue to vote for lawyers.

      America is the most imprisoned nation on Earth. America is the most armed nation on Earth. Most of these armed Americans will do nothing. Others will kill themselves. Some will kill others. Some will kill their own family members. BUT THEY WILL NOT STAND AGAINST THE EVIL THAT GRIPS OUR COUNTRY AND THE WORLD .THIS is how the rich want it. Most of us are slaves without health coverage.

      God bless brother. We have to talk about it all!

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      7 years ago from Memphis TN

      God bless you Micky. I am thankful to have met you. Thanks to you and those like us, that is still some hope for America.

      The biggest problem with America is there are no American's left in this country. I'm not talking about illegal and or legal immigrants. No, I am talking about those breed and born here. Most legal immigrants are more American than that of the average person breed and born here. Out of the 350 million or however many people are here in the US, I couldn't imagine that you would find more than 5 or 10 million that are real Americans. My gut tells me that the number isn't even that high, my gut says maybe a million but I am trying to be optimistic.

      Americans don't sit idly by and watch the government run all over us, and completely ignore the constitution. Americans, aren't blinded by the rich and famous that mock and help destroy America's good name, they led the train that took us into our current situation. No sir, Americans know the Constitution and live by it. Read it, and realize how many laws our government has broken and they get away with it because they know and understand that the numbers of real Americans is low enough they do not need to fear retribution from the people. People should not fear the government. A government should fear its people, and that is how America used to be,and the basis on which it was formed.

      You hear all this argument over what the founding fathers intentions on the 2nd amendment was. The damn thing says exactly why it was added, there is nothing for the courts to argue over, but they get aways with it, cause most people that live here have never read it.

      It VERY Clearly states that we have the right to keep and bare arms in case the government takes too much power from the people, so that we may take it back and deliver it to the people where it belongs.

      When I was a child the US constitution was the most amazing thing to me. I was obsessed with it, to the point my parents actually did an intervention and took all my research on it and would only allow me to look at it one day a week. It permeated my life. Even to this day, I still have all of research papers I had on it, and I have and keep with me a pocket edition of the constitution. Something every one should have. Though it does very little at times, when you know your rights down to the letter of the law, it can help you in a lot of situations.

      Sorry I got so far off track here bud. Take care Micky, I pray for you all the time my brother.

    • Micky Dee profile imageAUTHOR

      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      God bless you pintails! I think the world has too many Paris Hiltons. The world and America has TOO MANY EVA BRAUNS. These women who will demand the head of John the Baptist for their amusement. "What you do for the least of these, you do unto me." These self-indulgent men and women need repentance. And this opulence and dis-concern runs through Hollywood and across the nation to Congress and on up Pennsylvania Ave.

      Let's get right America. These clowns are not on OUR side!

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      7 years ago from Memphis TN

      I tried to add more to the above post but pressed the wrong button and posted on accident.

      Here is the rest of what I was going to say:

      I know the picture in the link isn't real, but to quote John Kay, and Rushton Moreve(that is Steppenwolf for those who don't know)"Fantasy will set you free". LOL

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      7 years ago from Memphis TN

      I was watching an episode of Supernatural yesterday after reading this poem, it was great. Paris Hilton made an appearance as a demi-god and got her head chopped off by Sam. The demi-god in this episode was taking on images of things that people worshiped then eating them. Anyways she took the shape of Hilton for her latest victim, Just before turning into the immage of Sam and Dean's dad to eat them they broke free and chopped her head off with an axe, here is a link to the image url if you would like to see what Paris would look like in the best possible pose she could make, her head chopped off just follow it. I think you may have to scroll down a bit to see it.

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      7 years ago from Leeds, England

      love this !

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      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      Thank you all for comments. I suppose she is sort of a victim as well as a perpetrator- but at some point even a spoiled selfish brat needs to straighten her own soul out.

      The pics were changed with painting but mostly "smudging" the colors that were there. So the "magic" was done with the program "image composer" but it was merely time and painting.

      I don't have feelings mounting to much at all about this woman. I just dislike the opulence flaunted about by the freaks with money and self indulgence. I hope all rich folk get the help they sorely need.

      There's a train coming.

      People can call it GOD if they want to.

      People can call it kismet, if they want to.

      People can call it karma, if they want to.

      But people- it is just like science- fore every action there is an opposite and equal reaction.

      There's a train coming. You can get in a Christian boxcar, a Muslim boxcar, you can ride on top of the train freelance and freestyle- but people - make no mistake- the last will be first. There is no way that misdeeds and crimes against humanity will not have their consequences. There is a train coming. Call it whatever suits your psyche! The Golden Rule is not just a good idea. It is the law. God bless!

      God bless. Thank you all.

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      7 years ago

      She should check herself into one of her fathers famous Hotels and become a recluse, because she is definitely not offering anything to her public appearances. She literally blows it everywhere she goes and leaves a trail of photographers gasping for air.

      She does not strike me as a happy person, just another celebrity using daddy's money to whore about town. Les Nouveau Riche...thank goodness her daddy gives her an allowance and not control of his empire of Hilton Hotels....Great write Micky, I was chuckling all the way through it, great pictures to, he he your art work on Paris face.

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      Truckstop Sally 

      7 years ago

      How did you change the pics? Very interesting/funny/bizarre.

      We all make mistakes -- but hopefully we learn from them.

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      7 years ago

      Paris is certainly not a role model for young women that's for sure! I hate to think what will become of her as she gets older, she's pretty clueless. Maybe we could put it down to bad parenting? Great poem and pics Micki.

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      7 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country.

      This one was really funny but sadly so in that it's all true! It's a telling commentary on our society that anyone watched her shows or buys her products. Worse, young girls look up to her! They are seeing her as a Barbie come to life with trust fund accessory in the box. How scary is that?

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      Dim Flaxenwick 

      7 years ago from Great Britain

      Oh that was so funny, l´m crying.. l always have wondered what is Paris Hilton for?,,,,l mean in the sense of what does she do? what is she famous for?. You have answered all my questions in a wonderful and most amusing way.

      She takes up space on the planet that could be put to better use by planting a tree.

      love you, man. xxxx

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      7 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

      When it comes down to it Micky I suppose she's the victim! To me she's just a name that is pushed into our brain via the media,your pictures are the first I have ever seen. If she is stupid enough to squander her life so be it,jandee

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      Doug Turner Jr. 

      7 years ago

      "She gives prostitutes a bad name" -- you rock, Micky Dee. This is one idiotic celebrity the world could do without. But, as you mention, she is the epitome of our times, a blithering selfish whore to reflect our corrupted cultures. Paris will go away, when the greed and rampant idiocy of society at large is purged through either hardship or a greater spiritual awareness. Unfortunately, it is usually the former that changes societies. Peace my friend.

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      Randy Behavior 

      7 years ago from Near the Ocean

      But how do you really feel? Thanks for the giggles this morning :)

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      Amy Becherer 

      7 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Her limited vocabulary of "it's hot", "he's hot", and most importantly her over inflated opinion of herself as in "I'm hot", makes her fodder for the media. But, I think she's dumb like a fox. She uses what she's got and laughs all the way to the bank...I think she's overexposed and commercialized, but she's getting paid far more than I'll ever see in my lifetime. She has her family money to pay the the right publicists and the Letterman's of the entertainment business are all too happy to accommodate her bank account as it pads their's too. America's fascination with the rich and famous enables her rise to fame and fortune. Sadly, it does reflect on our insatiable voyeuristic tendencies and curiousity. Lindsey Lohan is following the path whereby the media is generating a troubled lifestyle into entertainment for the masses. I understand your distain, Micky Dee. Don't get your blood pressure up over a flash in the pan, brilliant man.

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      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      Yo bros! I really don't know this woman but about what I've written here. She had a B-day recently. Someone stole her $3,000 plus cake. First off- why a $3000 cake? How about- a do-nut and a gift to a homeless shelter like Unchained Grace helps to run? How do we even really know that she was stupid enough to pay $3,000 for a cake? How do we know if it was stolen? The guy who stole it is on facebook and bragging about it. How and why should we believe anything about these people- especially if "they say it"?

      I've never seen the movie. I have, truthfully, never been into pornography beyond my youth. I had the SEARS catalog. I was able to see an occasional National Geographic. I scanned the editorial pages of Playboy magazine, in my youth. Actually, the best thing for me about Playboy mag was the comics.

      Honestly- I have no idea why people need porn. I have lascivious thoughts ALL the time. I haven't seen porn, except what is overt every day, in decades. I don't need it! I can see a naked woman ALL day if I need to. I don't have to open my eyes or shut them.

      It's like trying to prevent a child or adult from praying in school or anywhere. How can you stop a prayer?

      I can have a prayer or porn in my head any time I want either.

      So- I don't know much about Paris Hilton and I want to know less.

      I've not had TV in a decade or so. I watch DVDs that I buy. I have nothing of this woman. She seems to be a lot of what an asinine part of America wants though.

      What is Paris Hilton? She is a well-to-do woman who is still trying to be the sought after plaything who would and still will do most anything but lift her people up.

      Paris Hilton speaks loudly for a lot of Americans who say selfishness is an American asset.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      7 years ago from Southern Illinois

      What you can do to pictures is amazing. Paris Hilton is a sick puppy who some people look up to, why, i will never understand. She is not beautiful, ( just look at her pictures ) Great write and poetry.

      God Bless

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      50 Caliber 

      7 years ago from Arizona

      Mic' I got nothing, I've heard the name, seen the face but there it ends, to me another celebrity to be eaten by greed,power and fame, I see a earlier version of Miley Ray Cirus. Daddy couldn't tell his underage baby girl "NO" I read he was crying that "they" had ruined his and her family life, so how stupid is that? He saw dollar signs and sold her, I speculate, as I've seen her picture heard her name and it ends there, except for the part where daddy signed her away to a contract. "NO" was my fathers final word, If you'd been there I'd say go ahead ask him again, come on... just do it. It is what is wrong with the world, they cannot hear and refuse to, "NO" died an early death in a great garden many,many years ago, Allen just reminded me to place several more names on my prayer list, voted up great write, I'd have done it but I just ain't that smart nor do I see TV, peace, dusty

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      7 years ago from TheGreatGigInTheSky

      ...butttttt...i luv PH...............j/k

      ...i had a good laugh all the way through...the pics are grrrreattt!

      i don't get it myself...never have and never will....the fans that follow must be shallow....i've no time for this kind of crap...i don't even understand why they reach the media....who's not like there aren't any real folks in the world to write a real story on....

      ...i don't pay attention buttttt every now and then the name pops up...and i roll my eyes...this time, tho I had a great laugh - thanks for the chuckles!....whenever the name pops up in the future, i'll be reminded of this hub.....

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      Allen Werner 

      7 years ago from West Allis

      It is amazing in a nation that supposedly puts so much emphasis on talent and education, that some with neither can become the poster child for so many. And its not like a pop star following of teenage girls, because grown women want to be her and grown men want to be with her. When we see all the day by day struggles the majority of people in this country go through, and then have to see her talking about the importance of another product she is endorsing so her life can continue to be one of ease, comfort and lasciviousness - I think you did her justice spiritually my friend. She needs a lot of prayer, but so did Jezebel and Herodias. Peace

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      Augustine A Zavala 

      7 years ago from Texas

      Thank for saying what everyone was thinking!

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      Micky Dee 

      7 years ago

      I want to sincerely thank all of you who have commented as you have. God bless you.

      God knows I'm too imperfect. God knows my faults and I discover more every day it seems. But, when, when, when will America shun this puke? Should Paris Hilton EVER repent for her "miss-deeds", she will have a lifetime of karma to work off. Paris Hilton needs to get started. God bless!

      America needs to clean up its act. God bless!

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      7 years ago

      She is just a slut who happens to have a lot of money. If she was poor she would be in the gutter now. That is where she belongs anyway.

      You hit the nail right on the head with what you wrote about this trash.

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      7 years ago from New York

      Great poem. She is the monument to too much money, to much time on her hands and such a blonde above all else. A monument to the super rich kids we all know and look at with disgust. Great poem!!!!!!!!!!

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      7 years ago

      Amazing Micky!!

      Just another masterpiece of playing with words and expression!

      You really inspires me!!!


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      7 years ago from Australia

      Micky i love it, When Paris comes to Australia they treat her like royalty. ??? God knows why ??? This will definately get shared around. Great piece of worker brother :)

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      michael ely 

      7 years ago from Scotland

      Hi Micky Dee, Great poems, and the pictures with it were very funny too!!

      Chhers. Michael.

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      7 years ago from Bangkok, Thailand

      Hello Young Man,

      have been thinking of u, so ithought i would stop by to check in with you, and after reading this.. I'm glad i did! :)

      Hope and Pray All is going Well For you!

      u go Marine! :)

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      benny Faye Douglass 

      7 years ago from Gold Canyon, Arizona

      Thank you Micky, for a very interesting hub it was informative to say the least. Godspeed. creativeone59

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      7 years ago

      just for the record, this little chick is not my disturbs me that she gets the attention she does...says bad things about our Society!

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      7 years ago from Guildford

      Oh what a hoot Micky - this was just incredible and the pictures simply added to the amusement. An awesome hub as always.

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      Mr. Happy 

      7 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      That was pretty funny and creative ... although I don't think she deserves our time.

      Cheers Mr. Mickey!! All the best.

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      Mentalist acer 

      7 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      White trash with a diamond ring,lol.;)

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      7 years ago from Memphis TN

      LOL Micky this is great. I think you and I have another thing in common with this one. It continues to baffle me how people think this woman is beautiful. It makes me wonder if they have actually seen her body? Really she has no body, it is very much like looking a bare dry wall, absolutely no shape at all. He butt actually goes in where it should be. It is actually inverted!!!! She talks like and acts like an Idiot, and I don't mean the common use of the word but the actual dictionary definition. Unfortunately for people who actually have morals and standards, she is what most people think of when they think America. So go ahead and put me on that list also. One of my biggest fears is to try and raise a child in this society. No matter how hard you try, people like this, this, what ever she is(its not human) will have an influence on them. I have actually seen that vid (something I am not proud to admit) it was porn in the sense that people were having sex, though I would label more as beastiality or some other disgusting act, there is no single word to describe. But as long as most Americans are brain dead celebratory hounds drug addicted whores, and worthless slime will remain the idea that the world gets when thinking of America, Freedom,and Democracy.

      Great poem, I do love you man. We share the same mind a rare and awesome thing, are the minds like ours.

      Also have you noticed that her parents are never seen with her,or any of her family for that matter. Wonder why that is? Likely because there is a wealthy respected family that built an empire on good hard work, values, and keeping a good name. What does paris bring to this family or empire? Had she been in the family earlier when they were first building their empire, I think she may have single handedly brought a screeching halt to it. A good name and values (at least used to) go a very long long way in building any business no matter how big or small your goals may have been.

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      7 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

      Mickey Hello Mate,

      at first I thought OH! No! Micky' being sexist! Then I got it. Firstly I have just given this 'Brat' money as I have booked my daughter and grandson into a Paris Hilton hotel! Woe is me!

      Secondly we have thousands of these trashy parasites 'hanging' around in u.k whilst the decent folks get on with their jobs-which are becoming rarer by the minute.

      Thirdly what I cannot get! Born into money which should give one all the opportunities in the world to do all manner of things! I am perplexed!!!!!

      Good on you Micky for your ruthless expose'

      best from jandee

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      7 years ago from New York State

      Brother Micky I loved it, awesome and so damn true, the rich have there fame but they will get there's in the end.

      God Bless Brother man.

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      7 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      "Your ancestors have screwed the very best.

      And now you are here to screw the rest."


      It is beyond me why we as Americans devote so much national attention on clueless airheads whose only claim to fame is fame itself!

      As the late Paul Harvey pointed out, the death of Dr. Jonas Salk (the man who created the vaccine that eradicated polio, the dreaded crippler and killer of millions of children) was all but ignored because some entertainment twit also died that day!

      Up and funny!

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      7 years ago

      ooohhh Micky...I feel the love! Now tell us how you REALLY feel!

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      Fay Paxton 

      7 years ago

      I clicked awesome, but I think maybe I meant to click funny because this made me roar with laughter. I could be wrong, but I get the impression she's not your type.


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