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Princess Kate Middleton Will Never Been Seen Doing Any of These 16 Things
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Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (Catherine Elizabeth "Kate"; née Middleton; born 9 January 1982, the wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge. Following his father Charles, Prince of Wales, William is second in line to succeed his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, as monarch of the United Kingdom and 15 other Commonwealth realms.
The Duchess grew up in Chapel Row, a village near Newbury, Berkshire, England. She studied art history in Scotland at the University of St Andrews, where she met William in 2001. Their engagement was announced on Nov. 16, 2010, before they married on April 29, 2011 at Westminster Abbey. The Duke and Duchess have two children: Prince George (born July 22, 2013) and Princess Charlotte of Cambridge (born May 2, 2015), who are respectively third and fourth in line to the British throne.
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down this road a few times with me driving us on a personal tour of and about the gorgeous, intelligent, humble natured, all around near-perfect wife, mom, and next Queen of England, Kate Middleton. As I write her name, Bo Derek is hanging her head in shame for she was once a "10" even starring in a hit film by the same name, but has long since been replaced by Kate Middleton. Ahhh, Kate Middleton, the material that English, American, and most lads' dreams are built from.
We, myself included, love to see our Princess showing off her perfect hourglass figure flashing that happy smile that hides a bit of playful mischief and waving in Princess style to throngs of her adoring fans and followers that include little girls who dream of being like Kate Middleton when they become grown women.
And realistically speaking, some of these little girls do succeed in realizing their dream of becoming a princess and some do not. But that is fodder for another story in another place and time.
Cards on the Table Time
ladies and gentlemen of a bold heart. I am going to name 16 various things below that Kate Middleton will never be caught doing in private or pubic and I, Kenneth Avery, do solemnly promise, that if any of you can provide me with incontrovertible proof that Middleton has done just one of these 16 things and I will mail you a $10-dollar bill in cash. And by incontrovertible proof, I mean proof that would stand up in any court of any level in our land.
Kate Middleton will never be . . .
16.) Seen driving an American-made bulldozer clearing land in Conway, Arkansas making room for a brand spanking new Toyota car lot.
15.) Interviewed at 11 p.m., (CST., United States) in a thick wooded area with a group of good ol' boys chewing and dipping tobacco and ready to hunt raccoons.
14.) Going skinny dipping (in daylight) into the Snake River running at the bottom of Grand Canyon.
13.) Riding a bull elephant in Nairobi during a big safari and yelling, "I am pretty! Oh so pretty!"
12.) Seen at any Deny's location grabbing a late night snack with David Spade.
11.) Taking any back talk or being disrespected by her husband, Prince William.
10.) Partaking in a hotwing eating contest being held at Buffalo Wild Wings in Tupelo, Mississippi.
9.) Winning that same hotwing contest hands down at that same Buffalo Wild Wings in Tupelo, Mississippi.
8.) Joining the Hells Angels for two weeks as a biker chick to gather information for an in-depth documentary about the biker "club" to be broadcast over BBC as her contribution to be considered for the Nobel Peace Prize. Note: This is not to imply that Kate Middleton would not look hot in a black leather biker chick outfit.
7.) Singing "Good Old Rocky Top" on the stage of the Grand Ole Opry on any Friday night performance.
6.) Appearing in a film about abused (real) princess wives of English princes on Lifetime Movie Network.
5.) Running in the New York Marathon.
4.) Performing a shabbily-designed halftime show at any Super Bowl held in any location.
3.) Working as a traffic officer in Brooklyn, New York during the hectic rush hour. Note: I am not implying that Kate would not look fetching in an all blue policewoman uniform complete with black heels. Ahhhh!
2.) Posing for photos as a scarecrow in any pumpkin-related event in New England during any fall of the year.
1.) Writing and submitting a hub like this one telling her followers (which would number in the thousands) of the 16 things that she would be seen doing.
My cherished followers, the ball is in your court.
Good night, Buckingham Palace and you too, Princess Kate.
© 2017 Kenneth Avery