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Quotes and one liners

Updated on March 8, 2013

Quotable Quotes

These are some of the many quotes, phrases i have come across in books, magazines or received through SMS over the years. Something to ponder over........

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been.

The best of us must sometimes eat our words.

If the same man deceives you twice, then maybe you deserve it.

When somone slams their fist on the table and yells " iam in charge around here. Iam the Boss! he/she no longer is.

That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid.

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears.

An Optimist stays uop until midnight to see the New year in. A Pessimist stays up to make sure the Old Year leaves.

The Key to a long and healthy Marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about.

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out.

There are no regrets in life, just lessons.

No good Movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough.

In the old days, a man who saved his money was called a miser. today he's a wonder.

You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.

Only two things ever stop the Government from doing anything: money and Politics.

You must be the change you need to see in the World.

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

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      diepa jain 

      8 years ago

      sum r meaningful......

    • Lgali profile image

      Lgali 

      9 years ago

      very nice quotes Thanks

    • Patty Inglish, MS profile image

      Patty Inglish MS 

      10 years ago from USA. Member of Asgardia, the first space nation, since October 2016

      One of your quotes about the fist on the table made me recall seeing films of Nikita Khrushchev banging his shoe on a table top at an American in the 1950s and shouting. "We will bury you." Didn't happen.  

      "Khrushch" means potato bug, so I've been told. Haha.

      Nice Hub.

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