ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Reality TV Taking Over your Life

Updated on September 3, 2012

What the Experts Think About Reality TV

Keep Up To Date With The Latest Gossip!

Junkfood, TV Crack, Guilty Pleasure

If you are a cupcake hoarder living as a bachlorette with a real housewife of New Jersey You may be getting ready for a Big Fat Gyspy wedding this weekend. If so, then you need to get your hair done at the Gatsby by Tracy and your makeup done by Olivia but beware because the Glam Fairy may smack you with her makeup brush and rip your project runway reject dress.

At the wedding be sure to pay the meter or it will be parking wars as you try to get your car out of impound! Once at the wedding be sure to have your gift wrapped copy of The Super Nanny ready to give to Bridezilla who said yes to the dress, she will need that book since she is 16 and pregnant! She walks down the isle with all The Sister Wives. Be sure to complement the 5 simple ingredient cake shaped like the grooms Ice Road Truck and made by The Cake boss paid for with ultimate coupons!

The wedding guests The Kardashians will be babysitting for Kate's eight and all The Gudger's in the lounge so please give them a smile as you head to the reception in Hell's kitchen. Mythbuster! The bride and groom are NOT The Littlest Couple, they are Too Fat for 15 and think they can dance with the stars but really they are The Biggest Losers! But you are a wedding Survivor! Your date Anthony Bordain makes you do shots and eat Strange Foods at the bar! But you live in the Real World and realize he has a queer eye for the straight guy so you leave him to hang with the Under Cover Boss and The Mob Wives in the Kareoke lounge! After a long night you lose the voice and leave to find your American Idol Tori Spelling!

It has been a long day so time to see if the parking lot attendants were able to Pimp your ride. You head back to your Clean House at the Jersey Shore and go to sleep having sweet dreams of your extreme makeover in the morning! You need to look good because tomorrow you will be Trading Spaces with a couple interested in having a Wife Swap! Even though your not a kinky girl you are a Born Diva so you are willing to take a risk! Now get back in your Monster House before the bad girls led by Snookie stage an intervention!


Ecomama

Do You Have A Favorite Reality Show?

If You Do Please Tell Me What It Is In The Comment Section

See results

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • candz1 profile image

      candz1 

      6 years ago

      very clever content : )

    • urgurl_bri profile image

      Brandi Swieter 

      6 years ago from Holland, MI

      haha, very great hub. Voted up. I do like some reality shows like The Voice, Survivor (when I feel like watching) and Cupcake Wars. Reality or just regular tv.. it's all the same thing, entertainment. Maybe reality shows aren't real, but I don't really care either way. If I'm bored and feel like watching something and it catches my attention, that's the whole point isn't it? If you want "real", watch the news. Anyways.. great hub. Looking forward to reading more.

    • profile image

      lamblady 

      7 years ago

      Need to add the littlest couple, the great race and the apprentice to the story!

    • ecomama profile imageAUTHOR

      Jacquie The Underground Goddess 

      7 years ago from NC

      Thank you Carolyn2008! I had a lot of fun writing it!

    • Carolyn2008 profile image

      Carolyn Gibson 

      7 years ago from Boston

      This is really good!

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)