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Ridley Scott Time Travels to 1979 in Prometheus

Updated on June 16, 2012
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Ridley Scott, best know for directing Gladiator, Alien, and Blade Runner, takes to space once more with his latest film, Prometheus. Unfortunately, Scott returns to the space genre in more ways than one.

In Prometheus, a corporation sends a small vessel to explore a distant planet to discover the possible origins of humanity. And shockingly, things go wrong. Who would have thought that sending humans to a distant planet no one has mapped would lead to tragedy? And exploring an abandoned mansion in a country with people with funny accents might also lead to trouble. On board the Prometheus are scientists, an android, crew, captain, a mid-level corporate hack, and some amazing surprises! And in case we didn't know that things might go haywire, remember, Prometheus was the Titan (god-like being) that gave humanity fire leading to bad times. You see, clues are everywhere in this movie; even if you aren't paying attention you notice them.

While the movie captures our attention at the start of the film, Prometheus has too few surprises in it and too much of the plot is reminiscent of Alien. Without giving much away, the “surprises” in Prometheus aren’t really surprising if you saw and remember Alien.

In Prometheus, even the movement of the spaceships are reminiscent of Scott’s earlier work in Blade Runner. I wonder if Scott lost a lot of money investing in Greek bonds and needed to make the film to remain solvent. Thus, he produced “Alien, the prequel”, without directly calling it that. Scott could have remade Porky’s II and been more original.

While Prometheus looks fabulous and gives the space genre a lovely sheen, one wonders if Scott and the writers did anything more than put the plot elements from Alien into a blender and mixed them up for Prometheus. It has been 33 years since Alien came out, so some people may not have seen the original plot of Prometheus. I am sure Scott paid himself well to direct the movie and is making money on his cut of the profits. But for filmgoers, what’s the point? Even if you didn’t see Alien (1979), there’s little new here to recommend Prometheus.

The acting was not terrible, though it was hard to believe Stringer Bell, I mean Idris Elba of the Wire, as a space captain. If this movie pays Mr. Elba enough so he can be in more shows like the Wire, it was all worth it. In the tradition of other sci-fi movies such as Terminator, Michael Fassbender gets top billing playing the android, “David”. However, unlike the Replicants of Blade Runner, David never loses his human programming. David is more like the other android from that other space film Scott directed about a corporate funded space venture gone awry. Was it too hard for the writers to think of another metaphor for a heartless profit hungry corporation than an android? Charlize Theron plays the corporate powerbroker, and we learn something “shocking” about her through stilted dialogue later on in the film. That and other cringe-worthy dialogue is scattered throughout the script.

Many in the crew meet with tragedy, but unlike in Alien, it is mostly of the crews own doing. It’s hard to care about characters that when seeing trouble, step into it. It’s not like the crew faced danger, did their best, and still met a terrible end. No. The crew acted like stupid teens in a horror flick who meet a terrible end when they walk into the basement where they know the monster is hiding. In Prometheus, the characters actions were not only idiotic, but they were against any human instincts for survival or rules of space conduct. Instead of cringing at the tragedy the crew meets, we think, “serves you right.”

By the time the movie arrives at its revelation near the end, I wasn’t surprised and just didn’t care. It was like discovering that Ricky Martin was gay and somehow being surprised, or finding out that drone strikes don’t only kill militants. Learning the obvious didn’t make the movie more entertaining.

Rent Alien, Blade Runner (Directors Cut), L.A. Confidential or Psycho for that matter, and be surprised. Otherwise, add Prometheus to your Netflix queue when you can’t think of anything else to watch.

Rating: Rental

Peace,
Tex Shelters

Ratings System, best to worst

5. Pay full price, see it twice
4. Full Price
3. Matinee
2. Rental
1. See it only if they pay you

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    • Wesman Todd Shaw profile image

      Wesman Todd Shaw 

      6 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

      LOL!

      Hey on the upside, Tex, if we make it to December, we can go see Peter Jackson's "The Hobbit!!!"

      Surprises? Who needs those?

    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR

      texshelters 

      6 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      You make sense. Thanks. Hairless apes is right!

      PTxS

    • cathylynn99 profile image

      cathylynn99 

      6 years ago from northeastern US

      like your rating system.

    • pmorries profile image

      pmorries 

      6 years ago from Golden, CO

      There are heartless profit hungry corporations? That has to be pure science fiction. You see, there is a giant invisible hand that guides the market to protect the consumer’s interest. Because of this benevolent hand, corporations do not need any kind of oversight like us nasty, hairless apes do. If there was no such thing as a giant invisible hand…the economy could go in a recession or depression, simply because of greed. Wait a minute, which of the two stories is fiction again?

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      Lisa Sumner 

      6 years ago from Vancouver

      Your review is consistent with what I have heard and read elsewhere. A filmmaker friend of mine has little heart set on this movie (Alien is his all-time fave) and he was crushed and greatly disappointed to say the least.

      How very sad. Ridley was a great director at one time, perhaps he's beyond the passion point of his career. He's made some of my most favorite films, but those were all a very long time ago, in the 80's. Guess I'll just stay there. : P

      Great review! Voted up!

    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR

      texshelters 

      6 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      Shocking, aint it?

      PTxS

    • lisa42 profile image

      lisa42 

      6 years ago from Sacramento

      Sounds like this is one to skip. Thanks for the review.

    • Chris Dane profile image

      Chris Dane 

      6 years ago from Maryland, USA

      Ricky Martin is gay!?!?

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