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Short Jokes and daily life

Updated on July 3, 2014

Life, Laughter and Short Jokes.

Life is something that we can not understand easily. Sometimes it makes us so happy and sometimes it hurts. We human being can not predict what is going to be in next moment. We all have lots of problems, but we should always face them with smiling face. I recommend reading and sharing short jokes for fun and laughter. There are lots of short jokes on web to make us feel silly. When we laugh, all pressures and tension disappear for a while. At that time, we feel lots of happiness and it gives us a level of satisfaction. In fact making someone laughing is great thing to do. You feel a great pleasure while doing it. Funny Jokes and quotes can be helpful in breaking the ice. It changes the bad mood and make us laugh instantly.

I would love to share here some good hilarious jokes with you and i am sure you all gonna enjoy them.

We need your heads to run our business.. Sign onto barber shop

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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

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Why are robots never afraid? – Because they have nerves of steel.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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Neighbor: I notice that your daughter is mostly in kitchen. I think she loves cooking variety of dishes.

Her brother: No, actually our phone connection is in kitchen!!

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Q: How do you make a stupid laugh on Monday?

A: Share him a joke on Saturday!

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Oh, look at the dead bird..

Man looked at the sky and said where, where??

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To alcohol! The cause of - and solution - to all of life's problems.

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Q; What is the excuse of a gangster son when he fails in exams?

A: They questioned me for 3 hour but i never told them anything !!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when others are no longer interested?

Student: Very simple, A Teacher!!

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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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These pranks are just as an example of having fun with humor. Laughter is the best medicine and reduce lots of stress. Thais-why there are lots of laughter clubs there to make you laugh. It is good exercise also. We become what we think.So why not change out attitude and make the world laughing. Health is wealth and we do all the things to make us feel good.

Benefits of sharing humor stuff are:

  • Your existence counts.
  • Your absence will be asked.
  • People will love your company.
  • You can attract anyone with your communication skills.
  • Your friend list increases.
  • Boredom will not come where you go.
  • You will be talk of the town

There are many more benefits of being funny. You efforts of making everyone laugh is really matters and it is the best way to bust the stress. After the whole day tension and hard work, doing little fun and humor is really great thing to do. It really help in making you feel fresh and energetic. So do the thing you love, life comes one, enjoy it. Do what makes you happy and don't be shy in doing that. Always listen to your heart and make people happy.



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