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Should I Watch..? Dragnet

Updated on August 7, 2018
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Benjamin is a full-time carer and former volunteer DJ at his local hospital radio station. He has been reviewing films for over ten years.

Poster for "Dragnet"
Poster for "Dragnet" | Source

What's the big deal?

Dragnet is an action comedy film released in 1987 which is both a parody and homage to the original Dragnet TV and radio series. Co-written by star Dan Ackroyd, the film marks the directorial debut of co-writer Tom Mankiewicz who is mostly known as a 'script fixer' in Hollywood after working on the likes of Live And Let Die, The Man With The Golden Gun and Superman, among others. The project was a labour of love for Ackroyd who became obsessed with the star of the original show, Jack Webb, and often attempted to include complex and rapidly delivered dialogue in his movies in much the same way Webb used to. The film received mixed reviews on release but would go on to make a small profit.

Forgettable

2 stars for Dragnet

What's it about?

LAPD detective Joe Friday, who shares the same out-of-date ideas and mannerisms as his uncle Joe, is paired up with a new more modern, streetwise partner Pep Streebeck.Their first case together is a real tester and not because of their personalities clashing - a number of petty robberies has struck the city with seemingly no link between them. There isn't any pattern to the items stolen either which include a lion's mane, a tanker full of chemicals, an anaconda snake, a wedding dress and a month's worth of pornographic magazines belonging to porn baron Jerry Caesar.

They quickly discover that Caesar's personal driver, a thug named Emil Muzz, has links to a shadowy group called PAGAN who plan on sacrificing the beautiful virgin Connie Swail in an elaborate ceremony which Friday and Streebeck interrupt. Rescuing Connie at the expense of blowing the whole investigation, the pair are running out of leads until Connie is able to identify the mysteriously masked PAGAN leader - none other than wholesome TV evangelist Reverend Jonathon Whirley...

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Main Cast

Actor
Role
Dan Ackroyd
Sgt. Joe Friday
Tom Hanks
Det. Pep Streebeck
Christopher Plummer
Rev. Jonathon Whirley
Harry Morgan
Capt. Bill Gannon
Alexandra Paul
Connie Swail
Jack O'Halloran
Emil Muzz
Dabney Coleman
Jerry Caesar

Technical Info

Director
Tom Mankiewicz
Screenplay
Dan Ackroyd, Alan Zweibel & Tom Mankiewicz *
Running Time
106 minutes
Release Date
21st August, 1987
Genre
Action, Comedy, Crime
* based on the radio and TV series by Jack Webb
The film's goofy humour is at odds with the straight-laced nature of the original show
The film's goofy humour is at odds with the straight-laced nature of the original show | Source

What's to like?

Dragnet is one of those movies in that despite its numerous flaws, you can still enjoy it much like Beverly Hills Cop II - you can watch it any number of times without getting bored of it. It has to be said that Hanks and Ackroyd save the film from tanking completely - their chemistry is good and Ackroyd's performance perfectly imitates that of his hero, Jack Webb. The story has the common sense to not just focus on the case but the lives of the two main characters who provide the majority of laughs.

But it's isn't just goofy behaviour and slapstick violence - the narration provided by both characters is a great way to illustrate how different (and how similar) they are from each other. Plummer is clearly having fun as the demented evangelist who, you wonder, possibly takes his cues from a number of other real-life personas. Of course that's mere speculation and as the film says, I should just stick to the facts. Morgan's cameo as his former character on the show is a welcome addition to the cast as is the always enjoyable Kathleen Freeman as a victim of burglary. But the film belongs to Ackroyd - he has the best lines, the best speeches and delivers the best performance.

Fun Facts

  • The TV watch that Streebeck has was a genuine article, created by Seiko in 1983. It required a separate battery-pack about the size of a Sony Walkman and could display monochrome images only.
  • The house where the virgin Connie Swail lived was later used as Susan Mayer's house in the TV series Desperate Housewives. It was also used by Tom Hanks later in his movie The Burbs.
  • One of many nods to the original series can be seen on Friday's desk where a pack of Chesterfield cigarettes can be seen atop a newspaper. Chesterfield was a sponsor of the original radio show and Jack Webb (the original Joe Friday) used to perform ads for them during the show.

What's not to like?

A shame, then, that his script is a poor one. There is little element of mystery to the plot besides what exactly is going on and how easily the film resolves itself. The story involves such wild caricatures that are barely recognisable, meaning that you simply don't invest in the film as much as you might. And aside from the two leads and Plummer, the rest of the cast is pretty forgettable - Paul demonstrates exactly why she would end up as just another swimsuit in Baywatch a few years later while Coleman isn't on screen long enough to make an impression. Even Hanks gets annoying after a while. The soundtrack has also been butchered by excessive synthesizer input and horrible mid-80's rapping by Ackroyd and Hanks so only the famously dramatic opening chords remain intact.

I wanted to like it more but it never feels like a quality product. Nobody gives the impression that they are giving the film their all - besides Ackroyd - so it comes across as a limp, buddy-cop movie with little cohesion and disappointing action scenes. It isn't even that funny, at least not consistently funny like Ghostbusters was. I think it should have stuck closer to the original by maintaining a documentary feel to it - imagine if Ackroyd had the foresight to write this movie in a similar fashion to something like The Office where the characters don't realise the comedy of their situation. Now that would have been something...

Jack Webb, star and creator or the original TV series from 1951
Jack Webb, star and creator or the original TV series from 1951 | Source

Should I watch it?

Fans of the original (assuming they're still alive, of course) might get a kick out of Ackroyd's spot-on impression of Webb but generally speaking, Dragnet is a fairly average effort with little to make it stand out. It's enjoyable if you switch your brain off but then, the plot will vanish before your eyes and you'll find yourself wondering what's going on and why Hanks and Ackroyd are wearing goat leggings...

Great For: fans of the original Dragnet, 80's theme nights, Dan Ackroyd

Not So Good For: buddy-cop films in general, comedy fans

What else should I watch?

There is no shortage of buddy-cop films out there - in fact, there are hundreds from the 80's alone! I've already mentioned Beverly Hills Cop although it's best to stick to the first two films. But how about Lethal Weapon which adds much more action without sacrificing the strong comedic element mismatched cops always bring to the party. Another option is actually another Eddie Murphy role, this time alongside Nick Nolte in 48 Hrs. which sees Murphy's fast-talking con temporarily released to help Nolte track down perps.

Of course, revivals of old shows rarely work on a big screen. The wretched Car 54, Where Are You? starring John C. McGinley has been a perennial entry on IMDb's Bottom 100 for many years and the less said about the Disney live-action version of Inspector Gadget, the better.

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      Pat Mills 

      3 years ago from East Chicago, Indiana

      Webb actually took Dragnet to the big screen in the 1950s. It's a reverent, but undistinguished, police procedural. I still like Aykroyd's take and his attempt to modernize Joe Friday, though some parts are clearly dated.

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      Benjamin Cox 

      3 years ago from Hampshire, UK

      I remember seeing it on TV many years ago when I was much younger and loved it. Nostalgia can be a cruel mistress sometimes...

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      Keith Abt 

      3 years ago from The Garden State

      Forgot to mention, my favorite bit is how Friday and Streebeck keep having to replace their police vehicle due to crashes/explosions/etc., to the point that the only car the L.A.P.D. is willing to give them after a while is... a Yugo. Hahahaha!!

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      Keith Abt 

      3 years ago from The Garden State

      I really liked this movie when I was in high school. I was a big fan of both Hanks and Aykroyd at the time, I believe I paid to see it twice in the theater and then countless times afterwards on cable/video. My brother and I still quote random bits of it to each other from time to time.

      It's been quite a few years since I last saw it though, so I'm sure it probably hasn't held up very well.

      This was probably the last time Tom Hanks played a supporting "second banana" role in a movie. Hard to believe that when this was made, Dan Aykroyd was still the more popular/bankable star! I vaguely remember talk of a "Dragnet" sequel a few years after this but nothing ever came of it.

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