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Best Si Robertson Quotes From Duck Dynasty

Updated on September 8, 2013

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Si Robertson Sayings

Si Robertson quotes do not only consist of best funny lines but also a treasure of wisdom. Duck Dynasty season 2 is just starting and all I have to say is thank you A&E TV.

I really enjoy the show Duck Dynasty. Not only does it remind me of every family reunion I have ever been to, but it is nice to see the kind and sober proportionally got a TV show. With all the crap they are putting on TV these days, it is nice to see a show that always ends with a prayer.

Uncle Si Robertson Best Lines

  1. You can stop and smell the roses, but don't stay too long; you may get stung by a bumble bee.
  2. Hey, I listen to all kinds of music. That’s how I stay on the up and up Jack!
  3. In Vietnam they will steal your tires while you're driving down the road and you would never know it. Hey, they would steal your radio with the music still playing.
  4. I like all kinds of music, Meat Loaf, Corn, throw a little salt and pepper on it.
  5. So now that I've got my permit, I know that I can't be eating a doughnut and having my hands at ten and two.
  6. Forget batman Jack is my hero now.
  7. I'm an elf not a mind-reader
  8. Where's my tea glass? It’s hot in here, I need my tea glass.
  9. Hey there are 20 million people in this world and you expect me to know one?
  10. Good drivers don't flip cars Jack!
  11. I think when Si Robertson died; every American should bring a glass of tea to work in his honor.
  12. I'm a country boy trying to keep my sanity. - Jase Robertson
  13. A car driver isn’t a pro athlete. If it wasn't for my tweaked knee, I'd be a pro athlete. I am a pro athlete.
  14. There was a time when I’d slammed it in your face then slam in your moms face.
  15. I'm going to adopt your fresh mutton in the fridge.
  16. Hey look here, napping is just like hunting. You walk through the warehouse; you look over there and hey perfect spot. Boom I'm asleep.
  17. Work! Work! Work! Nobody takes time to stop and smell the roses! Hey, so Jack, we smell the roses!
  18. If it doesn't crank, hit it with a hammer.
  19. Si Robertson, funniest man on TV, period! And that's a fact jack!
  20. When you were born and they were handing out brains you thought they said trains.
  21. Hey look here of course I like the Black Eyed Peas. Hey, it makes me hungry when I say the name. Because you'd think it's a dish. But it isn’t. It's a band.
  22. I will beat you mentally and psycho mentally!
  23. My favorite music is iced tea.
  24. Hey, I have this junkie woodpecker keeps banging his head on my chimney.
  25. Your family is awesome because everyone sounds like me.
  26. The key to a successful life is to work hard, nap hard, and sip a little sweet tea jack!
  27. Building anything as a redneck, the first thing you do is you take the instructions and throw them away. -Jase Robertson
  28. You know what’s stupid about a beaver? He brings a paddle to a gun fight –Jase
  29. Hey if you wear a beard you have to be ready to defend your manhood at a moment's notice. -Jase Robertson
  30. I need honey, honey! Look, when you get honey in your beard it literally says there for two weeks. I mean even when my wife kisses me, she's like, and oh that was good. She doesn’t even know why. She just thinks I'm sweeter than most males.
  31. If you combine the time you waste mowing the grass with the time you waste shaving your face you could go to Venus. –Jase
  32. I don't often laugh out loud when I'm home alone watching my own belly dance in the mirror.
  33. Women are like Labrador retrievers they all have quarts stay married to one for 45 years you learn to go with the quarts. -Phil Robertson
  34. Women are a strange creature they have to cry, to be happy and they all go to the restroom together. I'm telling you they are strange.
  35. Just go down to where the bed sinks down the most and that's where she's at. -Phil Robertson
  36. We can eat as soon as cornbread is done.
  37. Forget real estate it's a real mistake. -Phil Robertson
  38. You put camouflage on anything and it automatically becomes cool.
  39. It is me and Miss Kay's job to enlighten the yuppie world. -Phil Robertson
  40. A makeup on a woman’s face can hide a lot of evil.

When your girlfriend and kids start saying "Hey Jack" in the Si Robertson voice, they might have a watched Duck Dynasty a little too long.


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      4 years ago

      SI IS THE BEST!!!!

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      4 years ago from The Land Of The Living

      Hey, lol I love that show!

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      4 years ago

      alguien me podria decir porque silas dice jack? gracias

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      5 years ago

      you are so funny SI i love you

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      Quotes Lover 

      5 years ago

      Thanks for pointing out

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      5 years ago

      Your quote #24 is wrong...he uses the word chimley instead of chimney.

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      kiersten weichman 

      5 years ago

      i love your show me and Deon Proctor are your #1 fans we are from emporuim pa. i love si robertson the most though sorry willie jase mt. man john luke saddie lil wil and and jase and jeps daughters


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