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Si Robertson quotes do not only consist of best funny lines but also a treasure of wisdom. Duck Dynasty season 2 is just starting and all I have to say is thank you A&E TV.
I really enjoy the show Duck Dynasty. Not only does it remind me of every family reunion I have ever been to, but it is nice to see the kind and sober proportionally got a TV show. With all the crap they are putting on TV these days, it is nice to see a show that always ends with a prayer.
Uncle Si Robertson Best Lines
- You can stop and smell the roses, but don't stay too long; you may get stung by a bumble bee.
- Hey, I listen to all kinds of music. That’s how I stay on the up and up Jack!
- In Vietnam they will steal your tires while you're driving down the road and you would never know it. Hey, they would steal your radio with the music still playing.
- I like all kinds of music, Meat Loaf, Corn, throw a little salt and pepper on it.
- So now that I've got my permit, I know that I can't be eating a doughnut and having my hands at ten and two.
- Forget batman Jack is my hero now.
- I'm an elf not a mind-reader
- Where's my tea glass? It’s hot in here, I need my tea glass.
- Hey there are 20 million people in this world and you expect me to know one?
- Good drivers don't flip cars Jack!
- I think when Si Robertson died; every American should bring a glass of tea to work in his honor.
- I'm a country boy trying to keep my sanity. - Jase Robertson
- A car driver isn’t a pro athlete. If it wasn't for my tweaked knee, I'd be a pro athlete. I am a pro athlete.
- There was a time when I’d slammed it in your face then slam in your moms face.
- I'm going to adopt your fresh mutton in the fridge.
- Hey look here, napping is just like hunting. You walk through the warehouse; you look over there and hey perfect spot. Boom I'm asleep.
- Work! Work! Work! Nobody takes time to stop and smell the roses! Hey, so Jack, we smell the roses!
- If it doesn't crank, hit it with a hammer.
- Si Robertson, funniest man on TV, period! And that's a fact jack!
- When you were born and they were handing out brains you thought they said trains.
- Hey look here of course I like the Black Eyed Peas. Hey, it makes me hungry when I say the name. Because you'd think it's a dish. But it isn’t. It's a band.
- I will beat you mentally and psycho mentally!
- My favorite music is iced tea.
- Hey, I have this junkie woodpecker keeps banging his head on my chimney.
- Your family is awesome because everyone sounds like me.
- The key to a successful life is to work hard, nap hard, and sip a little sweet tea jack!
- Building anything as a redneck, the first thing you do is you take the instructions and throw them away. -Jase Robertson
- You know what’s stupid about a beaver? He brings a paddle to a gun fight –Jase
- Hey if you wear a beard you have to be ready to defend your manhood at a moment's notice. -Jase Robertson
- I need honey, honey! Look, when you get honey in your beard it literally says there for two weeks. I mean even when my wife kisses me, she's like, and oh that was good. She doesn’t even know why. She just thinks I'm sweeter than most males.
- If you combine the time you waste mowing the grass with the time you waste shaving your face you could go to Venus. –Jase
- I don't often laugh out loud when I'm home alone watching my own belly dance in the mirror.
- Women are like Labrador retrievers they all have quarts stay married to one for 45 years you learn to go with the quarts. -Phil Robertson
- Women are a strange creature they have to cry, to be happy and they all go to the restroom together. I'm telling you they are strange.
- Just go down to where the bed sinks down the most and that's where she's at. -Phil Robertson
- We can eat as soon as cornbread is done.
- Forget real estate it's a real mistake. -Phil Robertson
- You put camouflage on anything and it automatically becomes cool.
- It is me and Miss Kay's job to enlighten the yuppie world. -Phil Robertson
- A makeup on a woman’s face can hide a lot of evil.
When your girlfriend and kids start saying "Hey Jack" in the Si Robertson voice, they might have a watched Duck Dynasty a little too long.
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