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You'll Laugh So Hard 1!
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I really love laughing, don't you! It feels so good to laugh. Come on, laugh with me, hahaha, you know you want to. I know you will when you see all the funny pictures, funny videos, bloopers, comedians and good jokes below! In fact, You'll Laugh So Hard for some of them, you'll cry!
Whenever I let myself go and just allow the mirth to ripple through my midsection, it feels so wonderful all over! Go ahead, try it: just let go now.
Just thinking about laughing begins the happy process bubbling up from deep inside of me, and
I want it to keep growing and growing until it spills over into a full throttle, rip roaring, side splitting, long belly laugh. You know what I mean?
Yet have you, like me, found that lately you don't laugh often enough? Have you found that you spend more time on frowns rather than smiles.
They say it take more facial muscles to frown than to smile. So then, why don't we make more of an effort to smile more often?
Well who knows,but there will be NO frowns here today, just big smiles and delightful humour!
Today, I plan on indulging in the gift of laughter! Starting with these funny pictures, hilarious videos, and very funny jokes. In fact, I plan on making sure that every day I get at least one good laugh in!
You know it's a woman's garage when...
Joke with Morals
A little bird was
flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to
the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Joke- Lack of Respect
My boss was complaining in a
staff meeting the other day that
he wasn't getting any respect.
Later that morning he went out
and got a small sign that read,
"I'm the Boss". He then taped it
to his office door.
Later that day when he returned
from lunch, he found that
someone had taped a note to the
sign that said. "Your wife called,
she wants her sign back!"
Fun Gift Ideas
Joke- 3 Wishes!
A woman was
cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the
boxes and old papers she found a little lamp. She picked it up and wiped
it off with her apron, when "POOF" out popped Genie.
"I will grant you three wishes" proclaimed the Genie.
The woman thought for a moment and said.
"I wish I was the most beautiful 20 year old woman in the world, I wish I had more money than I knew what to do with, and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince around."
The Genie nodded and after a huge cloud of dust cleared, the Genie was gone and so was the lamp.
The woman looked at herself and she was certainly beautiful. She was surrounded with scads of money in Large Bills.
She flung an armful in the air and watched it flutter down around her. She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash.
Then she turned to look where her adoring cat once stood. There in the feline's place stood a tall, dark, handsome man with chiseled features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders, and a soccer-players-tush.
She walked over to him, he put his arms around her, brushed his hand upon her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whispered softly,
"Now, aren't you sorry that you had me neutered?"
Great Gift Ideas
Jokes- Sarcastic Sayings
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments!
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
Joke- A Fisherman's Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up
and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up,
takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the
bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
Joke- A Yankee Fan
"I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Yankees?"
Everyone raises a hand except one girl.
"Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?"
"I am not a Yankees fan."
"Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then what team do you like?"
"The Red Sox," Janie answers.
"Why in the world are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are."
"That's no reason to be a Red Sox fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if you mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"
"A Yankees fan!"
Quebec French Comedy
sign at a golf course reads
Well, I hope you enjoyed these funny jokes, funny videos and very funny pictures. Check out more funny stuff in You'll Laugh So Hard 2 , the next hub in this laughter series.
Of course, you can always come back here often and spend some time sharing these good laughs with me on my cyber couch (i've got chips and popcorn you know...;).
Plus, I know that everyone's got a joke they love, so please share it with us here. Go ahead, tell us a joke (leave it in the comments section below). We really do want to hear it.
Before long, I hope this You'll Laugh So Hard! series of hubs will become a common cyber space to meet, read, contribute and partake of humour for a light-hearted lift every tim.
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