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Some People Seriously Have Verbal Diarrhoea!
Do you know some one who is suffering with Verbal Diarrhoea
Where these symptoms useful to you?
The Symptoms Of Verbal Diarrhoea
Verbal Diarrhoea is on the increase today, its becoming an epidemic as many people suffer from this syndrome, many of us have came into contact with such people in our lives who are suffering from this terrible condition.
The sufferer is colloquially known as a "Rent-a-mouth" or a "Motor Mouth" though there are a number of such terms for them, known of which can be written here on HP as it would cause a lot of problems with censorship etc...
1 - There is a uncontrollable urge for the sufferer to continuously say verbs
2- They have a chronic urge to write a book rather than explain something in a sentence
3- They cannot control their random thoughts and have to share them with everyone
4 - They speak their mind tactlessly causing a chain reaction and making people either laugh or cry after being unfairly told something they did not want to hear.
5 - Sometimes in really chronic cases the suffer may speak nothing but BS uncontrollably.
6 - They may talk too much, and input nothing but bigotry and ignorance, whilst thinking that they are legends for inputting something into a conversation.
With more advanced cases the sufferer may also show such symptoms as -
1 - Using fancy words to describe a simple message or using Jargon
2 - Having very few or no friends
3 - Discussing irrelevant topics
4 - Not having a life and is very miserable
These are but a few of the many symptoms associated with the condition however these are termed the main symptoms, so when your about on the forums or on facebook etc you may be able to identify a sufferer instantly with the knowledge gained from this hub..
Were these treatments useful to you?
Top 5 Treatments For Verbal Diarrhoea
Unfortunately there is no cure to Verbal Diarrhoea Syndrome but there are a few ways to suppress the symptoms, here are my top 5 treatments....
1 - You could slap the sufferer across the face a few times
2 - You may consider pushing them under a bus, however I would avoid this one as it may be a bit drastic.
3 - Encourage them to join facebook and get a life.
4 - Taping the sufferers mouth shut so that he/she cannot annoy you any more.
5 - Limit their babbling to one sentence per day..
These symptoms have been known to work and are generally good at suppressing the vast number of symptoms to the condition.
I hope that you have enjoyed this hub and do look forward to hearing how you have aided some one with this condition :)