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Squidward Tentacles

Updated on October 25, 2014

The Seething Squid comes to Squidoo!

"I am Squidward Tentacles and you better not mess with me"!

Squidward, through his raucus shenanigans and gnashing of teeth, likes to come off as a tough guy, but his skinny limbs and awkward features just don't pull it off. He plays the clarinet, yet loves to hang out his tower window and shake his fist at Spongebog, not to mention the fact that he gives the poor guy even more trouble at the Crusty Crab where they both work.

He's the "Grinch" of Bikini Bottom and you can count on him "learning his lesson" in nearly every episode. But he has a short memory. Soon he's always back to his same old grumpy self.

Squidward never met a mirror he didn't like!

Squidward never met a mirror he didn't like!
Squidward never met a mirror he didn't like!

Squidward deep down just wants somebody to appreciate him

At least he makes the show interesting!

Why do a lens dedicated to an unsavory character? My "quality time" with my child is sometimes relegated to watching Spongebob Square pants with him. What I do though is drive him nuts asking him all kinds of questions about the characters and why they do things. This is a good way for us to bond, but a nice by product is I know a lot about the characters. Squidward is my favorite to watch, because he is always making a fool of himself in his quest for admiration and perfection. He is fun to laugh at, is not offensive, and is a great example of how not to act. I like to tease my son sometimes when he gets cranky and tell him he sounds like Squidward. That usually changes his tone.

Another reason is I feel like Squidoo is the perfect venue to showcase Squidward. Where else but a site full of Squids?

Photo courtesy Jedi Ann solo

Yummy! Spongebob Cookies - Even Squidward gets a cookie!

I found these adorable treets at My Sweet Yummy!

Cute Cute Cute!

How to draw Squidward - Watch the funny little guy come alive~

He's so mean and nasty, but when you see him being created line by line, he is much less menacing!

Squidward and friends - Books and more

Grumpy Squidward - Typical defeated expression

He is impossible to please!

The Voice behind Squidward - Rodger Bumpass

Funny to see they guy in real life with that voice

Overheard from Squidward:

"I can't believe anyone would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks in and leaves gifts."

"How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"

"You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio."

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."

See More Squidward at

Spongebob at Universal Studios
Spongebob at Universal Studios

Sponge Bob Square Pants Theme Song

Ever Wondered what the Captain is singing?

Are you ready kids?

Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!

Oh.... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!

See the rest of the lyrics at Spongebob World

Has it been 10 years already? - Happy 10th Anniversary, Spongebob & Gang!

The Sponge Bob Sponge Bash for the 10th Anniversary was a hoot! 50 straight hours of Spongebob fun!

My kid and I were in and out, but caught some of the fun!

Hooray for the Ultimate Spongebog Sponge Bash!

....and Squidward - You did a pretty fine job yourself, big guy!

Squidward Stuff - Show your Squidward Luv

Don't forget to give him lots of praise now - Squidward thrives on praise! lol

Squidward loves to entertain guests! - Welcome to his guestbook~

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    • patriciapeppy profile image

      patriciapeppy 6 years ago

      cute lense didn't realize sponge bob has been around so long.

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      TheMonsterToySh1 6 years ago

      One of the best cartoon characters on childrens tv!

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      Cynthia Arre 7 years ago from Quezon City

      Really cute and fun lens on Squidward Tentacles (:

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      Joan4 8 years ago

      Delightful! Fun read!

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      Kate Loving Shenk 8 years ago from Lancaster PA

      Yes, Squidward is a perfect character for all of us Squid--oo-ers!!

      Thanks for sharing the Squidward character with the likes of me who never heard of him before!!

      Good job!!

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      VBright 8 years ago

      I love Squidward. In fact, I love all of the characters on the Spongebob Show. My G-baby and I sing the song at the beginning of the show and it is such fun!