Stupid People Quotes and Quotes About Stupid People
There are indeed people in this world that are just plain dumb, so let's take a look at some stupid people quotes and also some quotes about stupid people. There's not much that any of us can do about this worldwide problem. Sure, we could try to educate them better, but it probably wouldn't help much.
No amount of reading (provided they can even read) will educate the truly stupid on such classic subjects as: why you don't put your tongue in a light socket, why you don't replace the belts in your car while it's running, the virtues of using a toilet, and why it is impolite to fart in front of strangers
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Stupid People Quotes
First, let's take a look at some stupid people quotes. This first one is a real doozy.
"Modern science has disproved Darwinian Evolution."
Yes, indeed it has. Scientists definitely agree that a virtual scientific fact is wrong. Let's take a look at more stupid people quotes.
"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, and President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance."
-Attourney General Alberto Gonzalez
Yes, yes. That sounds legit, Alberto.
"There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share."
-Steve Balmer, CEO of Microsoft
The brilliance is astounding, eh? How about some more stupid people quotes.
"Miraculously, [for] the first time in history, steel was melted by fire. It is physically impossible."
Hmm. Let's just move on to more stupid people quotes.
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Hah. Let's look at a couple more.
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
You know, I think I have noticed it once or twice myself. Another winner! How about this:
"I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation!"
More like the female version of Justin Beiber, only without the jail record.
So, about Avril Lavigne...
Is she the new Sid Viscious?
Enjoy the Sweet, Sweet Fruits of Human Stupidity. Epic Fails!
Quotes About Stupid People
Well now, let's take a look at some quotes about stupid people, shall we? Nothing washes down a bunch of completely stupid quotes like an intelligent analysis of stupidity. By the way, how come celebrities in America are mentally challenged, anyway? Anyway...
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits."
Indeed, stupidity seems to have no limits. Well, except in the White House. Brain death is about as far into "stupid" as you can get. Sorry Albert, it's quantifiable.
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
Hmm. Well, obviously. Let's look at more quotes about stupid people.
"Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance."
Now that makes plenty of sense. What else can we learn from quotes about stupid people?
"We never really know what stupidity is until we have experimented on ourselves."
Interesting point from an interesting painter. We can learn a lot from quotes about stupid people.
"Earnestness is stupidity sent to college."
Did the stupidity earn a college degree?
"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."
That basically explains American government in a nutshell. Thanks, Napoleon, for your quotes about stupid people.
Well, that wraps things up here. I hope you enjoyed learning about how incredibly dumb the world is. Do check out more of my stupid stuff here on Hubpages. Thanks for reading these stupid people quotes and quotes about stupid people. Have a great day, and try not to do anything too dumb.
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