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Stupid People Quotes and Quotes About Stupid People

Updated on September 20, 2014

There are indeed people in this world that are just plain dumb, so let's take a look at some stupid people quotes and also some quotes about stupid people. There's not much that any of us can do about this worldwide problem. Sure, we could try to educate them better, but it probably wouldn't help much.

No amount of reading (provided they can even read) will educate the truly stupid on such classic subjects as: why you don't put your tongue in a light socket, why you don't replace the belts in your car while it's running, the virtues of using a toilet, and why it is impolite to fart in front of strangers

Woohoo! It's Robbin' Time!

There's nothing like a fine glass of stupid to start your day. Just make sure and take a selfie before you begin.
There's nothing like a fine glass of stupid to start your day. Just make sure and take a selfie before you begin.

Stupid People Quotes

First, let's take a look at some stupid people quotes. This first one is a real doozy.

"Modern science has disproved Darwinian Evolution."

-Ann Coulter

Yes, indeed it has. Scientists definitely agree that a virtual scientific fact is wrong. Let's take a look at more stupid people quotes.

"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, and President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance."

-Attourney General Alberto Gonzalez

Yes, yes. That sounds legit, Alberto.

Balmer was right. The iPhone went on to become one of the biggest product failures of all time. It fared slightly worse than R-Kelley's re-released sex tape, which was quickly banned in most countries for obvious reasons.
Balmer was right. The iPhone went on to become one of the biggest product failures of all time. It fared slightly worse than R-Kelley's re-released sex tape, which was quickly banned in most countries for obvious reasons.

"There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share."

-Steve Balmer, CEO of Microsoft

The brilliance is astounding, eh? How about some more stupid people quotes.

"Miraculously, [for] the first time in history, steel was melted by fire. It is physically impossible."

-Rosie O'Donnell

Hmm. Let's just move on to more stupid people quotes.

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Hah. Let's look at a couple more.

"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."

-Cameron Diaz

Yes, Avril. You're just like Sid Vicious. Was he also into Hello Kitty, too?
Yes, Avril. You're just like Sid Vicious. Was he also into Hello Kitty, too?

You know, I think I have noticed it once or twice myself. Another winner! How about this:

"I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation!"

-Avril Lavigne

More like the female version of Justin Beiber, only without the jail record.

So, about Avril Lavigne...

Is she the new Sid Viscious?

See results

Enjoy the Sweet, Sweet Fruits of Human Stupidity. Epic Fails!

Quotes About Stupid People

Well now, let's take a look at some quotes about stupid people, shall we? Nothing washes down a bunch of completely stupid quotes like an intelligent analysis of stupidity. By the way, how come celebrities in America are mentally challenged, anyway? Anyway...

Einstein only looked stupid. He actually was not stupid. Stupid people tend to think of him as "one of us," but this isn't true. Only smart people know the truth.
Einstein only looked stupid. He actually was not stupid. Stupid people tend to think of him as "one of us," but this isn't true. Only smart people know the truth.

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits."

-Albert Einstein

Indeed, stupidity seems to have no limits. Well, except in the White House. Brain death is about as far into "stupid" as you can get. Sorry Albert, it's quantifiable.

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

-Will Rogers

Hmm. Well, obviously. Let's look at more quotes about stupid people.

"Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance."

-William Gaddis

Now that makes plenty of sense. What else can we learn from quotes about stupid people?

"We never really know what stupidity is until we have experimented on ourselves."

-Paul Gauguin

Interesting point from an interesting painter. We can learn a lot from quotes about stupid people.

"Earnestness is stupidity sent to college."

-P.J. O'Rourke

Did the stupidity earn a college degree?

Napoleon shouldn't have been a conquering dictator... he should have been a stand-up comedian!
Napoleon shouldn't have been a conquering dictator... he should have been a stand-up comedian!

"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."

-Napoleon

That basically explains American government in a nutshell. Thanks, Napoleon, for your quotes about stupid people.

Stupidity! Yay!

Well, that wraps things up here. I hope you enjoyed learning about how incredibly dumb the world is. Do check out more of my stupid stuff here on Hubpages. Thanks for reading these stupid people quotes and quotes about stupid people. Have a great day, and try not to do anything too dumb.


© 2014 Luke

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