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Updated on April 30, 2010

My Advert Show

You know when your watching the television, and it could be your favorite show that is on and then it gets to the really good bit and your excited and then suddenly the show breaks and the adverts begin for 5 to 10 minutes. 

That is my favorite part really because when I’m watching the adverts I begin to get ideas about mocking the adverts, (this sounds silly but hear me out) 

I would love to have my own show on the television where I can show the original advert and then my adaptation of the advert completely taking the pee out of it, wouldn’t that be fun if you could do that, like a little before and after sketch show it would be the icing on the cake for me because there are loads of adverts now just waiting to be humiliated.

Even the companies that are selling the items would love it because it would increase their sales, I just would love to do this what about you all? I bet your watching the television now scouring for adverts and thinking about mocking them, let the ideas flow into your mind because you will end up having hysterics at what you could do. 

I hope if the future is good to me I get to achieve this one ambition that I would love to do because it could be just so funny and entertaining, so if any of you are producers or tv people looking for a new show, here I am!!!!! lol :) 

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      Callum 6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Thanks Ian am glad that you liked it :)

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      alian346 6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland

      And why are they so loud? Well - it's obvious really, but still annoying!

      There are some excellent ads which are already parodies like one about a certain beer from North East England but some of them really need the urine taken out of them. Good point about the companies loving it as it would increase their sales.

      Ian.

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      Callum 8 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      i agree izzy very strange that one lol :)

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      IzzyM 8 years ago from UK

      I'm still wondering how you can get 'whiter than white' (washing powder ads).

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      Callum 8 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      lol :) that sounds brilliant, that kind of thing should be spoofed like lol :)

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      earnestshub 8 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      I'm an old hand at this and so are many in our family. I started parodying them 30 years ago and it has caught on.

      Many TV adds seem to have been specifically made to be sent up I swear!

      Some are very funny too! We had a beer ad banned in Australia.

      It was a pub seen with tough guys opening their non screw capped beers with their teeth etc.

      Anyway the cute blonde standing with the other guys puts her beer down below the bar in front of her and rips the top off it gaining the respect of the "hard men" in the bar! It is a shocker at first till you realise she ripped it off in her naval not somewhere else! :lol:

      I have it on one of my Australian story hubs I think. :)

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      Callum 8 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      that would be really funny lol :)

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      mega1 8 years ago

      And how would you mock the ones for "male enhancement"? I really want to mock those! I think maybe have a good looking guy, you only see the back of his girlfriend, then during the cialis or viagra ad, he comes up to her puts his arm around, and at the end she turns around and she is godawful ugly! yes?

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      Callum 8 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Great stuff!!!! We should all get together and start our own show lol :)

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      Paradise7 8 years ago from Upstate New York

      Needs a video! We're with you!

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      Callum 8 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Thanks waynet another good one is the vanish advert you will like is when she appears in the garden or the house, couldn't you like threaten to call the police or hit her for trespassing lol :)

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      Wayne Tully 8 years ago from Hull City United Kingdom

      I have thought of this too, but with Youtube and there are some right annoying adverts too and that compare the market one would be one to take the piss out of as I cannot stand that one!

      Often I sit on the toilet and dream about this too...one day...!

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