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Celebrity Fist Fights That Should Happen

Updated on January 3, 2015

Introduction

There are some celebrities that just don't like each other. Others would just be interesting if they ended up fighting each other. Here are a few examples of each.

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Fight #1: President Obama vs. John Boehner

This is the one that all of America wants to see. The leader of the Republican party against the leader of the liberal Democrats. Big spending against the Tea Party front man. The black guy from Chicago versus the white guy from Ohio.

No one would really care too much about who wins as long as each guy ends up bloody and beaten up. That's about how America feels after watching the two of them verbally grind the country to a halt over the last five years. So if they beat the living hell out of each other, that's all the better.

Fight #2: Vin Diesel vs. Dwayne Johnson

This one could be dubbed the Battle of the Bad Actors. The two quintessential tough guy actors of the last ten years, these guys have starred in a bunch of films where they are invincible and beat the crap out of everyone else. It's only fair to see them beat the snot out of each other.

You'd have to give the edge to Diesel since he's never had to fake fight like Johnson did when he was a professional wrestler. But Johnson's size might be the equalizer. Either way, it'd be a knock-down, drag-out affair.

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Fight #3: Charlie Sheen vs. Chuck Lorre

They might have to waive the drug testing for this fight so that Charlie Sheen could compete legally. But with all the vitriol from Sheen's dismissal from the show Two and a Half Men, this fight would be filled with bad blood.


Fight #4: Chuck Norris vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme

Chuck Norris has literally become a creature of myth. The meme to the right is an example of how that myth has perpetuated over the years.

Jean-Claude Van Damme might be the only human being alive with the acting chops to go up against him due to his role in Bloodsport. Steven Segal was an option, but he's really let himself go as he's gotten into old age while both Norris and Van Damme have kept up their fighting form.

Plus, this list needs an epic martial arts battle and while the obvious first choice would have been Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee has died. It's doubtful Chuck Norris would use death as an excuse for being excluded from a fight though, but thankfully we won't have to verify that.

Fight #5: Justin Bieber vs. Mike Tyson

Someone needs to teach Bieber a lesson about the law and there's no better candidate than Iron Mike Tyson. Tyson has certainly had his issues with the law so what better person to educate Bieber in a fight than someone who has also had struggles with the law.

While the fairness of this fight is debatable, it's definitely a fight all of the United States and probably most of Canada would like to see happen. Bieber is a nuisance and Iron Mike could be the solution.

Fight #6: Nikki Minaj vs. Mariah Carey

This one started on the show American Idol when both divas were judges. After a long day of judging down in North Carolina, the two started into each other while talking about the merits of one of the contestants. From then on, the two were at each other.

At some point, Minaj threatened to knock Carey out, so to hypothesize about a potential fist fight really isn't much of a stretch. But would everyone love to see Carey just beat the living hell out of Minaj?

Which Fight Would You Like to See the Most?

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    • Pawpawwrites profile image

      Jim 

      3 years ago from Kansas

      Love the matchups here, especially the first one.

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      Amanda M 

      3 years ago from Unknown

      Hilarious! I laughed pretty much the entire time!

    • ChristinS profile image

      Christin Sander 

      3 years ago from Midwest

      I LoL'ed literally. How do you choose between Obama and Boehner vs Tyson and Bieber though? wow, too bad I can only choose one :) Voted up and shared.

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