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Ten, I mean 7 Lyrics I have never heard in a rap song

Updated on June 6, 2012

I listen to a lot of rap, compliments of having a 12 year old musically talented daughter. Here are 10 lyrics that I have not yet heard in a rap song.

1. I got an A on my calculus test, now I'm going to feed the homeless, thats what i like to do best.

2. I stopped the other kids from drinking liqua, at my bar mitzvah.

3. I wrote this song and made 5 mill, so now I am going to pay off all my old child support bills.

4. There were no wall street jobs when I graduated Wharton, so now I write rap songs and tell everybody i grew up in Compton.

5. Rihanna wouldn't date me when I wrote regular songs, bra.

6. My voice sucks, so I'm really lucky that rap's got lots of bucks.

7. I think I need to change the title of this article to 7 instead of 10.


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      andrew tiv 4 years ago

      man that is funny stuff

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      Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

      Hilarious!

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      Sydney 4 years ago

      Lol!

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