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Ten Things That Annoy Me

Updated on September 12, 2012

My List

Things that annoy me

1. People that live throuh thier cell phones. Always talking or texting. Is that Facebook update that important that you have to do it now? Really, you have to drive and talk on the phone? Put the phone down for 5 minutes please!

2. Speaking of Facebook.......Really an update evey five minutes? Do i care where you shop, get your haircut or eat out? Do I need to know you just had a bowel movement and it stinks? Please just tell me the important stuff.

3.The people that always add, "You know" in the conversation. Why do you do that? I don't know, that's why you are telling me. Is it a timing thing. It gives your brain time to catch up wih you mouth? Please stop this! I don't know!

4.People that wear sunglasses inside. Unless you are blind this is ridiculous. It's as bad as wearing your baseball cap sideways or your pants down by your knees. Do you really want attention for being an idiot?

5. Anyone that tells me about their sex life. I don't care! The last image I want in my head is you naked getting your groove on. You're gonna make me vomit!

6. Anyone that does #5 and also has pictures or video to look at.

7. The expert. We all know one.That one person that knows everything about everything. The smartest person on the planet. Obviously they don't know everything. They don't know I hate them!

8. Children on leashes. Really? How degrading is that for your child. How about you put the phone down and actually watch your child. Maybe you wouldn't be overweight if you had to chase your child around. Remember that child might be taking care of you in your golden years. Do you want to be attached to a leash?

9. People that complain all the time. Is your life really that bad. No one else has problems? Please stop. Why drag me down.

10. That kid named "Not me"! Everything that goes wrong in my house is done by "Not Me". Ask my kids who broke something, "Not Me". Ask my wife who took something, "Not Me." Ask who wants to help me do something, "Not me." All my adult life I've been looking for "Not Me".

There's my top ten. Feel free to add yours in the comments.

Bonus Annoying thing.

People without profile pics. Are you hiding from someone?

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    • Emmyboy profile image

      Emmyboy 

      6 years ago from Nigeria

      You are so lucky your own is only ten in number!

      Nice hub.

    • pedrn44 profile image

      Sandi 

      6 years ago from Greenfield, Wisconsin

      people that take the "pedestrians have the right of way" to the full extent and don't move with any purpose, usually while on a cell phone.

      following a school bus is annoying enough..but when it stops and the kids walk like snails to get on it makes me crazy.

      Thanks for your top ten!

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