So Bad They're Funny Local T.V. Commercials
Wish He Would Shut his "Poker Face"
I can't decide what the worst feature of this ad is; the fact that they barely show you any flooring products, that I have no freaking clue how much I'm going to "just save" at this store, the bulbous protrusion that is the salesman's stomach or that an adult man was delusional enough to believe this was an effective television commercial. Just think if you lived in Montana you could visit his store and "just save" the night away together.
More Mad DANCE Skillz
Ladies and Gentleman, our nation is clearly suffering from an epidemic of men that think their homemade dances are cute and clever. In spite of continual public mocking they continue to pollute our airways with their middle school dance moves. This man appears to give himself simulated lap dances in the mirror as evidenced by his pretend tassle twirling dance moves.
That's some Serious Hardware
This man takes his rat killings seriously; he also takes popcorn, paint, tools, carpet cleaning and putting his employees heads on a stick seriously. Add his apparent sexual attraction to chrome and you have what may be the world's greatest eharmony profile.
The Right Bowel Movement
Can you imagine having to haggle with this man? Customer: "Can you take 50 bucks off because of the chips?" Owner: "Uhn-Uh!" Customer: "I'm sorry sir did you just crap yourself?" Owner: "Uhn-UH!"
On a Compassionate Note
I understand that running a business especially a small local one is not an easy task. When I make jokes about these commercials I intend to make fun of the idea and execution behind the commercial not the people in them.