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The Best and Funniest Yahoo Answers Failed Questions

Updated on September 18, 2011


Here are just some of the dumbest, idiotic—but funny—questions I ever encountered in Yahoo Answers. If you are not familiar with Yahoo Answers, ordinary people who have Yahoo Answers account can ask and answer questions on the site. The only problem is that some questions just could not keep me from rolling on the floor laughing.


Question 1. Credit Card Stuck in Computer?

"I wanted to see if my computer would read my credit card so I put it in the CD Rom and it got stuck, how do I get it out?
I tried toothpicks but lost them in the process?
And also the drive is making funny noises..
Help???"

This person is clearly out of his mind. He wanted to withdraw money from the computer that he deposits to everyday. And since it's stuck, well, a toothpick might work! Good thinking!

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Question 2. How To Turn Computer Monitor Into Mirror?

"Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work."

Another computer geek. Instead of inserting his credit card, he tried scanning the computer monitor to see-- just to see-- if it can turn his computer monitor into a functional reflective mirror. One answer was: "turn your webcam on and set it to full screen." Yes, that would PROBABLY work!

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Question 3. How Do You Get Youtube To Come Film You?

"I've been calling calling calling Youtube all day to come film me but no answer. How do other people get their videos up there? I have some really funny stuff but they won't come."

WAIT! Just---! Anyway, here are three of the best (personally) answers:

"just keep on calling and soon they will respond" -ShredTheGnar

"You have to call 1-800-YOU-TUBE. The issue is that they are so busy that they only answer the phones at 2 am on Sundays and Wednesdays only. (Note that because of daylight savings time, there was no call-in this past Sunday so Wednesday should be very busy this week)."-Mike K

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Question 4. What is The Countrey Canada All About?

"i live in texas and i alweys hear about canada on the tv screeni was just wundering what they speak there and where that countrey is?thank you

Additional Details

NO I MEN ARE CANADA PEOPLE NICE? DO THEY LOOK LIKE AMERICANS?"


I could not blame this lady here for posting this answer:

"...Wow the american education system really is in crisis" -J'adore <3

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Question 5. Did Anyone Get Pregnant at Hogwarts?

"I'm just curious. Were there places to... umm... shag?
& Why did they not have Sex Ed.
Hmmm..."
-Noone

Although I did not even imagine myself asking this question, this makes me curious, seriously. Did Hermione have a chance to "shag" Potter or the Redhead while in Hogwarts? Even if we say that only J.K. Rowlings know for sure, there are still those who know and they are pretty certain...

"I'm sure there is a birth control spell." -Matt

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Question 6. Girlfriend Aint Had Period Since?

"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isn't been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant" -Anon

For starters, how many times did he watch Twilight? That would explain it...

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Question 7. HOW DO I TURN MY CAPS LOCK OFF?

"I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE MAD BECAUSE THEY THINK I AM SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET, THIS PROBLEM IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE, MY CAREER AND TEARING MY FAMILY APART. I JUST WANT TO BE WHOLE AGAIN, PLEASE HELP!!!!" -Julia

Gosh. This girl needs to have a bailout plan-- and fast! She's losing her friends, her career and her family because of the dreaded caps lock key and she can't find it! This just tears me up!

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Question 8. How Do I Give A Girl A Good Organism?

"I want to know some tips and tricks to trick a girl (huge ****) i like into me giving her the best organism she has ever felt. it can be any girl but has to be the best organism shes ever had" -brokenthings101

Yes, how? It's been bugging me too. Give her a turtle? Sixteen people gave this answer a thumbs up:

"To give a woman the best organism you must examine the organisms all over the world and choose the best one to give her. Does she want a small organism or a large organism? I guess the best way to give it to her would be to just hand it to her so she can hold the organism and admire how precious it really is.

I'm sorry did you mean orgasm? Learn to spell!"
-Just a Girl

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Question 9.If I Start Eating Scented Candles, Will My Fart Smell More Pleasant? -Tyler

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Question 10. How Do I Make My Parents Happy When I Fail A Test?

Couldn't find the original link. But I did manage to find a snip and one hilarious--but novel-- answer goes: "Tell them you're pregnant/got someone pregnant. They'll forget all about the test." True.

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Well, these are just just ten of the funniest I have encountered so far. I hope you enjoyed the list as much as I did. If you know other, way more funny questions and answers, do share it on the comment box below. :)




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      godlyfiend 

      3 years ago

      Married to widowed lol. Start packing...

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      plz im just teenager 123 

      4 years ago

      One girl on yahoo asked: will humans ever walk on the sun?

      The best answer was : well if they did , it would have to be at night. And the asker wrote in the askers rating ; yea I didn't think of that and neither did anyone else why are people so damn stupid.

      LOL this was quite funny bye guys,,,, this isn't the exact one..anyway bu-bye!

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      Nathan Bernardo 

      5 years ago from California, United States of America

      I CAN'T TURN MY CAPS LOCK OFF! SORRY! That is some funny stuff. Organism one had me laughing pretty hard. Yes, the American education system certainly is in crisis.

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      Manna in the wild 

      6 years ago from Australia

      Thanks for stopping by seesmokie- glad you had a giggle.

    • seesmokie profile image

      seesmokie 

      6 years ago

      LOL there certainly is some idiots out there,really funny hub :)

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      Manna in the wild 

      6 years ago from Australia

      Great minds think alike. I just published a hub on the same topic! You have some very funny ones here. Some of those questions (and answers) out there are so stupid that they are really sad. Like the "Canada" one here!

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      somethgblue 

      6 years ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee

      WOW, that was truly amazing . . . but sad as it is proof the fluoride is working.

      I'm 49 and recently graduated from college and was just literally stunned by the education the youngsters in my class were receiving in HS.

      I like the person in Texas asking about Canada, and the person that wants to give his GF an organism . . . Organisms are good no matter their shape or size but they never live long enough!

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      stanley p. 

      6 years ago

      yahoo answers is my past time. some funny bits are:

      > how many calories are in human fingernails?

      > my wife just changed her facebook status from married to widowed. should i be worried?

      >how can i change my race? i'm catholic and bored with that now.

      and many more! it's like comedy club in my finger tips!

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      Rehana Stormme 

      6 years ago

      Lol! Hilarious! Albert Einstein is famous for saying, "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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      xiao yun 

      6 years ago

      LOL! Will try the last question on my mum...

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      tamron 

      6 years ago

      Welcome to Hubpage

      I got a good laugh out of this hub! You think those people are stupid. I kept getting plus signs in all my browsers and inside when you login to all of your accounts. So I asked for help finally the plus signs stopped but they kept coming back again. I don't know how many spyware and virus protectors I downloaded and used. Well one of the times I managed to get on the net. I put plus signs on search and it said your plus key could be stuck. As computer savvy as what I am it never accured to me my plus sign key could be stuck.

      I'm thankful but felt like a real idiot!

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