Things That I Would and Would Not Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl
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This is a piece that I call my “Hub Length Experiment,” and for good reason. Recently I was doing some hub-hopping and enjoying myself reading the hubs of new hubbers, writer’s from all-over, and to be totally-corny, something amazing happened. Out of the number of various hubs that I read, I found out that the shorter the hubs, the more comments they had.
Now I am not about to tell you that producing short hubs will always guarantee over 100 comments, but I will tell you that one short hub I read, had well-over 70 comments varying in size and content. It was staggering to my thinking. The subject of the hub was something non-controversial and very normal. That too, was staggering to my thinking, because usually, a controversial hub filled with some unknown information, or some ancient secret, you would think, would get hundreds, maybe thousands of comments.
Not so with the materials I read. So with my amazing discovery, I am going to write this hub entitled:
Things I Would And Would Not Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl
(with five things “I would” say and five things “I would not say).
Five Things I Would Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl
- “It should be a sin for a woman to be as gorgeous as you.”
- “Would you mind if I just listened to you talk?”
- “I would love to hear what you think about Quantum Physics.”
- “Your husband or boyfriend is the most-blessed man on earth.”
- “Would you mind if I asked for your autograph?”
Five Things That I Would Not Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl
- “What muscles you have in your legs.”
- “Is that really you underneath all of that make-up?”
- “Do you mind lending me enough money to get something to eat?”
- “You remind me of a prostitute I saw once in a porno film.”
- “Your over-bite does not hinder your good looks.”
And “that” short hub only had five total photos, all of high-resolution.
I just used three photos all of high-resolution.
So with that, I am finished.
For your viewing pleasure . . .
Comments
Very good Ken. You made me laugh again, especially the one asking for money. Short hubs require less reading time leaving more commenting time.
If I were a Vegas showgirl, I would like compliment #1 and #4. Oh yeah! On your list of what not to say, I chose #3 and #5 which I'm still laughing about.
Thanks, Kenneth. - Audrey
As always Ken, you make me laugh. There is nothing wrong with asking a pretty girl for money to eat :) Thanks
Lem me know your results.
I don't have much to say about the hub except, once again, you made me laugh. I hope your hypothesis is proven correct and you get tons of comments.
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sheilamyers,
I cannot complain. So far, five of my wonderful followers, including you too, have commented on this short hub.
I didn't think that I would like short hubs, but I can be wrong.
Thanks, dear sheila, for being a great friend and follower.
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Dear catherine,
My sincere thanks to you for leaving such a sweet comment.
You are right. shorter hubs DO leave more time for laughing and commenting.
Do not worry. I am not going to do War and Peace in 12 seperate hubs.
That might turn to work.
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Hi, vocalcoach,
I admire your taste in compliments and awkwardness of words.
I am so glad that you left a comment. God bless you.
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esmonaco,
I would rather starve than to be embarrassed to ask a hard-working showgirl for lunch money. I might change my mind depending on if she smiled or scowled at me.
But as hard as these girls work, I would lose a few pounds and wait until a man showed up.
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lifegate,
You can bank on it. I have a few of my new and streamlined hubs for you to read, but I will give you a full-report.
Thanks for asking.
Showgirls are great to watch. Lots of sparkle and feathers to tickle your fancy.
Great first hub of the day!
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Hi, Tricia,
Yes, they are. Showgirls are works of art and I would treat them as such and guard my mouth from uttering things like are on this hub.
Thank you for your nice comment.
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vkwok,
Thank you so much, good friend. You are always blessing others. I admire that. Have a great Tuesday.
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