Things That I Would and Would Not Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl
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This is a piece that I call my “Hub Length Experiment,” and for good reason. Recently I was doing some hub-hopping and enjoying myself reading the hubs of new hubbers, writer’s from all-over, and to be totally-corny, something amazing happened. Out of the number of various hubs that I read, I found out that the shorter the hubs, the more comments they had.
Now I am not about to tell you that producing short hubs will always guarantee over 100 comments, but I will tell you that one short hub I read, had well-over 70 comments varying in size and content. It was staggering to my thinking. The subject of the hub was something non-controversial and very normal. That too, was staggering to my thinking, because usually, a controversial hub filled with some unknown information, or some ancient secret, you would think, would get hundreds, maybe thousands of comments.
Not so with the materials I read. So with my amazing discovery, I am going to write this hub entitled:
Things I Would And Would Not Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl
(with five things “I would” say and five things “I would not say).
Five Things I Would Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl
- “It should be a sin for a woman to be as gorgeous as you.”
- “Would you mind if I just listened to you talk?”
- “I would love to hear what you think about Quantum Physics.”
- “Your husband or boyfriend is the most-blessed man on earth.”
- “Would you mind if I asked for your autograph?”
Five Things That I Would Not Say to a Gorgeous Vegas Showgirl
- “What muscles you have in your legs.”
- “Is that really you underneath all of that make-up?”
- “Do you mind lending me enough money to get something to eat?”
- “You remind me of a prostitute I saw once in a porno film.”
- “Your over-bite does not hinder your good looks.”
And “that” short hub only had five total photos, all of high-resolution.
I just used three photos all of high-resolution.
So with that, I am finished.
For your viewing pleasure . . .
Comments
AUTHORvkwok,
Thank you so much, good friend. You are always blessing others. I admire that. Have a great Tuesday.
- AUTHOR
Hi, Tricia,
Yes, they are. Showgirls are works of art and I would treat them as such and guard my mouth from uttering things like are on this hub.
Thank you for your nice comment.
Great first hub of the day!
Showgirls are great to watch. Lots of sparkle and feathers to tickle your fancy.
- AUTHOR
lifegate,
You can bank on it. I have a few of my new and streamlined hubs for you to read, but I will give you a full-report.
Thanks for asking.
- AUTHOR
esmonaco,
I would rather starve than to be embarrassed to ask a hard-working showgirl for lunch money. I might change my mind depending on if she smiled or scowled at me.
But as hard as these girls work, I would lose a few pounds and wait until a man showed up.
- AUTHOR
Hi, vocalcoach,
I admire your taste in compliments and awkwardness of words.
I am so glad that you left a comment. God bless you.
- AUTHOR
Dear catherine,
My sincere thanks to you for leaving such a sweet comment.
You are right. shorter hubs DO leave more time for laughing and commenting.
Do not worry. I am not going to do War and Peace in 12 seperate hubs.
That might turn to work.
- AUTHOR
sheilamyers,
I cannot complain. So far, five of my wonderful followers, including you too, have commented on this short hub.
I didn't think that I would like short hubs, but I can be wrong.
Thanks, dear sheila, for being a great friend and follower.
I don't have much to say about the hub except, once again, you made me laugh. I hope your hypothesis is proven correct and you get tons of comments.
Lem me know your results.
As always Ken, you make me laugh. There is nothing wrong with asking a pretty girl for money to eat :) Thanks
If I were a Vegas showgirl, I would like compliment #1 and #4. Oh yeah! On your list of what not to say, I chose #3 and #5 which I'm still laughing about.
Thanks, Kenneth. - Audrey
Very good Ken. You made me laugh again, especially the one asking for money. Short hubs require less reading time leaving more commenting time.
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