Top 10 Hot Moms
What is a Hot Mom?
When one defines the characteristics of a hot mom, there are several things that come to mind. The first of course is the body, which has to be big in all the right places. A sexy smile and soulful eyes don't hurt either. Add gutsy, sexy acting and you've got the 10 lovely women I've highlighted here. Enjoy!
10. Shannon Tweed
Shannon was born in Canada in 1957. She was the third runner-up in the 1978 Miss Canada Contest. In November, 1981 she was the Playboy Playmate of the month and went on to be named Playmate of the Year in 1982. Other than her Playboy experience, she is probably most known for her roles in popular Cinemax movies of the ’90s. I always enjoyed Body Chemistry 4 as well as her role in Scorned—one of my favorite Cinemax movies of all time. Shannon Tweed is definitely on of the all time great hot MILFs.
9. Rebecca De Mornay
Rebecca is probably most noted for her role in the 1982 movie, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle. She even won an MTV Movie "Best Villain" Award for that role. My personal memory of her was in Guilty as Sin with Don Johnson, a sexy thriller that grossed over $22 million nationwide.
8. Mason Storm
Mason was born Akia Athenia Garrido in Miami, Florida to Puerto Rican parents. She began her life as a dancer and eventually got into porn. Her measurements are 34C-24-24. She has starred in more films than I can list with all the typical MILFy names! Love them!
7. Kari Wuhrer
Kari is the exception to the rule in that she is very well known for her sexual "Skinemax" (soft core television) roles while also achieving mainstream success. She has appeared in shows like CSI: Miami, Lincoln Heights and Stargate: Atlantis. She appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2002. My personal favorite Kari Wuhrer movie would definitely have to be A Spiders Web.
6. Sofia Vergara
Sofia began her career in the late ’90s as a host on the Spanish network Univision. She has the fortunate—or unfortunate for us!—distinction of being the only MILF I know of who has not appeared naked several times on-screen. If anyone knows otherwise, please fill me in. She officially broke out, at least in America, with her current role in the TV sitcom Modern Family, for which she has been nominated for several awards.
5. Jessica Alba
Jessica was born in 1981 in Pomona, California to Catherine and Mark Alba. Her mother is of Danish and French-Canadian descent and her father is Mexican-American. She rose to fame in the TV series Dark Angel and then went on to star in movies such as Good Luck Chuck and Fantastic Four. She is definitely not one to bare her assets willy-nilly, although we can't really penalize her for not being slutty now, can we?
4. Halle Berry
Our next star is probably one of the most famous women of the last 50 years. My first memory of Halle would be her starring role opposite Eddie Murphy in the 1992 film Boomerang. She is also very well-known for her gutsy performance—and a hot sex scene or two—in Monster's Ball. I guess anyone who does a sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton would have to be credited with a gutsy performance! My personal favorite film of Halle's would have to be Swordfish with John Travolta and Hugh Jackman. She had quite the topless scene in that movie, dropping both Hugh Jackman's jaws and mine, respectively.
3. Brooke Burke
Ah, Brooke Burke. Now we are getting to the cream of the crop . . . pun intended. Brooke was born in 1971 in Hartford, Connecticut. Brooke rose to fame, in my opinion, from her work in Maxim and other men's magazines. She won season seven of Dancing with the Stars and later became a co-host of that show with Tom Bergeron.
2. Krista Allen
Also born in 1971, Krista is my absolute favorite soft core actress for her role in television's Emmanuelle in Space. I must have watched that series a thousand times. She also starred in the soap opera Days of Our Lives for a few years, in Baywatch Hawaii, in the X-Files and in Liar, Liar as the elevator girl who punches Jim Carrey.
And the Number One Hot Mom . . . Lisa Ann
Last but not least, our top hot mom, Lisa Ann. She was born in 1972 in Easton, Pennsylvania. Lisa Ann is definitely best known for her, ahem, "portrayal" of Sarah Palin in the adult film Who's Nailin' Paylin? She has also been in several other movies, mostly in the Cougar genre. She will always be my #1, no matter who else comes along!!
I'm not sure whether Lisa Ann is really a mom but she'll always be the greatest and hottest mom of them all! If you are not a fan, or heaven forbid have not been lucky enough to see the great Lisa Ann in action, then you need to drop what you are doing, head over to your computer and Google "Lisa Ann". Check out some of the videos that come up and you will have a better understanding of what I am going on and on about.
Lisa Ann is the greatest thing since sliced bread. She has a body to die for, thick in all the right places! And forget about her skills in the bedroom—she is AMAZING! I will always be a boob man, and Lisa Ann will always rule my world. Even though I take some time now and then to watch other actresses have a good time on camera, I am always on the lookout for new Lisa Ann scenes and I watch them all with gusto!
You want it, she will do it and better than any other woman alive, I tell you. Just give it a chance. Watch a few of her videos and if you are not hooked, then I will eat my own hat. She has the hottest and sexiest smile and dimples of any woman on this entire planet. I could go into so much detail on every amazing thing that Lisa Ann brings to the table. She is perfect in every single way! She defines every characteristic of a mom.
You all know what kind of body Lisa Ann has. Big really doesn't even begin to define her breasts. They are the biggest, sexiest things that I have ever laid eyes on. The things I would do with them would boggle even the most experienced man's mind with its ingenuity!
It's not just the body with Lisa Ann. She has the lips, long black hair, and lovely deep eyes that make you wonder what she is thinking even as she is in the throes of ecstasy! Speaking of which: Have you ever seen the video of Lisa Ann talking dirty to the camera? Wow, makes you want to take the day off of work and just enjoy the sound of her amazing voice. I cannot believe that I get to watch these types of things when I am supposedly working all the live-long day.
Let me give you a little backround on Lisa Ann's life. Lisa Ann began her career in the adult industry as an exotic dancer, apparently to help fund her schooling in the dental assistant field. She is five feet, two inches tall and has jet black hair. It appears from what I've read that she entered the adult film industry in 1993. After a brief period away, she returned and really the rest is history. As I mentioned, she really became famous for Who's Nailin’ Paylin? but was popular well before that. Lisa Ann is extremely well-known for being the main "cougar" or "mom" star of this decade. I guess when you are as gorgeous and sexy as she is, and you only get hotter as you get older, the cougar label is bound to happen. Might as well enjoy it by making love to younger men day in and day out and getting paid insane amounts of money for it!
I got into adult films around the time that Who's Nailin’ Paylin? came out. I believe it was 2008, around the time of the Internet porn boom. With the growing popularity of faster Internet, modems, and computers, it was only a matter of time before the industry took over the entire internet. Now it is probably the most searched item on the web day-in and day-out. I know for a fact that adult-related keywords are always the highest searched in Google and many other search engines as well. Sex sells, and we all know it. We may as well accept it and enjoy it. And while we are at it, we may as well thank Lisa Ann for her role in all of this craziness and deliciousness!