Top 10 Hottest Female English Newsreaders in India
Do you think Indian English newsreaders are really hot?
They're sexy, often sassy, and always the cynosure of eyes! Welcome to the sizzling world of India's English newsreaders!
In this day and age of highly commercialized news channels, just the news alone does not suffice. More is required. Enter the hottest news anchors of India!
I know you're in a tearing hurry to see who's won the top spot. However, it is very important that you patiently read through the disclaimer that follows. This is very incredibly important. The last thing I want is random, overexcited zealots of morality lecturing me on why they think I am a miserable, women-objectifying, lustful, jobless dude.
I do not endorse the objectification of women. While it is true that this page ranks women based on their looks, it is only because it acknowledges as very real and inescapable the fact that women's looks are inevitably compared. Looks and physical attractiveness are almost always subjective and usually, a very small and insignificant criteria for judging a person. Character is most important. Character is gold. Hail character!
With that out of my way, I think it's time to get started! People, counting down from number 10...
Number 7 is very popular in India and would most certainly have been number 1 a couple of years ago, but the news industry has become incredibly competitive of late. So, she only gets the 7th spot on this list.
And, now, into the top 5 we go! Things are really starting to hot up now! Stay tight!
But before we move any further...
I realize that your breathing is getting incredibly fast and shallow. This is not good for health. Sit back on your favorite chair, place your hands on your tummy, and take a very deep and slow breath. Breathe in as deeply and as slowly as any man/woman has ever breathed in. Hold the breath for four seconds. Now breathe out even slower. This is very important. Repeat this cycle at least seven times before you move on to number 5.
Alright. Number 5 is here.
And into the top 3 we go!
Put your hands together for our runner-up!
And, finally! We have a winner! The number 1 rank goes to this dazzling beauty...
Its time to bring the searing temperature down. It's time to chill, relax, and eat some ice cream.
Here's a recap of the rankings
Bonus: Those Who Almost Made It
These newsreaders should in all probability be on this list. The fact that they aren't is testament to the fact that it is extremely difficult, if not impossible, to obtain footage of them. They are yetis.
- Shaili Chopra
- Avantika Singh
What do you feel about the ranking? Do you think it should have been done differently? Do you want to contest the spots I've given?
You can rant all you want in the comments section below. You can rant, and you can hope that some random soul, although very unlikely, will look at your comment and side with you!
With Best Compliments from Johnny Bravo
If you are male, Johnny wants to teach you a thing or two about how he gets the girls he digs. Watch this one very, very carefully. It could help make your day.
Alright! That's simply way more than enough Johnny Bravo for a day, or even for a month. Now you can take your sorry self someplace else.
But wait, here's another bonus for you! Here is an absolute surprise you didn't expect!
Better Than Numero Uno In Any Ranking Of Female English Newsreaders in India Based On Attractiveness: Neha Poonia
And that's it!