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Top 100 Worst Lyrics Of All Time #31 to #40

Updated on June 26, 2009

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #31

Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy

1910 Fruitgum Company - Yummy, Yummy, Yummy

You can certainly tell that this song was written in the much more innocent Sixties. These days it would qualify as porn. I wonder if this song inspired Linda Lovelace.

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #32

I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think
I might like having a little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Please be waiting for me baby when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down
Thinkin' of you's workin' up an appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Starland Vocal Band : Afternoon Delight

Nah. This is pure unadulterated porn. No doubt about it. You've got some bait a waitin'??? Rubbin' sticks and stones together??? I don't know how the straightlaced radio stations of the Seventies were ever able to play this track!

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #33

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doing the town and doing it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love
Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese
Sam says to Suzie, Honey, would you please be my Mrs.
Suzie says yes with her kisses
Now he's tickling her fancy, rubbing her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now, anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle

The Captain and Tennille - Muskrat Love

We're stuck on porn and now we turn to bestiality! If it wasn't bad enough that this saccharine duo of the Captain and Toenail got their own show on CBS where they were able to significantly increase the rate of dental caries in the American population, but this paean to animal sexual intercourse has to be rate as one of the most bizarre tunes of the Seventies.

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #34

If you wanna be with me, baby
There's a price you pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way

I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come and let me out

Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle

The Sixties and Seventies certainly didn't have a monopoly on porn in songs, as almost everything that Aguilera sings verges on the X-rated, but this one is in a lecherous league by itself. Especially the part where she purposely mispronounces "Come, come, come and let me out" as "Cum, cum, cum on in, yum..."

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #35

I got brass in pocket
Got bottle
I'm gonna use it
I feel inventive
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Got motion, restrained emotion
I been driving uh, Detroit leaning
No reason, just seems so pleasing

The Pretenders - Brass In Pocket

No matter how many times you hear this song, you can never figure out just what the hell it's all about. So you have some brass and a bottle and you're Detroit leaning, huh? Did those lyrics get generated by a randomizer? Or is Chrissie Hynde trying to make off with Christina Aguilera's bottle?

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #36

My feet don't hardly make no sound
Walking on, walking on the moon

Sting - Walking On The Moon

Come on, dude! You were a schoolteacher at St. Paul's First School in Cramlington. I pity those poor schoolkids if you think that's what passes for English grammar! And let's not even discuss Science as no sound at all can be generated where there is no atmosphere... like the moon!

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #37

Watch the monkey get hurt

Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey

Ok, all you anti-vivisectionists, line up to throw rotten eggs at Peter Gabriel who in some strange, oblique way, managed to write a song about subjecting a simian to electric shocks! Very strange!

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #38

Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago

Sade - Smooth Operator

I guess you can't expect a woman who spells her name Sade but pronounces it Sharday (like chardonnay) to have a clue about geography! Or maybe she thinks that the Pacific Ocean has the same kind of coast as Lake Michigan. "Well... they both have a beach... don't they?"

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #39

Singing a song
Humming a song
Singing a song
Loving a song
Laughing a song
Singing a song
Sing the song
Song song song sing
Sing sing sing sing song

Oliver - Good Morning Starshine

Yes, I know that this song was written in the Hair generation, and there was more than enough substance abuse then, but come on, dude: Laughing a song... song song song sing ... sing sing sing sing song. You belong in Sing Sing for that one.

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #40

Something heavy like a first day period

JanetĀ Jackson - Feedback

Sorry... can't comment as I'm too busy reaching for a barf bag.

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      Dylan 5 years ago

      "Muskrat Love" was written by America and actually has great imagery in it. A lot of lyrics featured on Mr. Licino's list are just strange or something that would actually have to be thought about, so I don't see why he's knocking a lot of them.

      Never trust an "of all time" list. Especially if it starts with "worst."

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      Gnome 5 years ago

      Brass in Pocket is a great song. Brass = money (duh) and bottle = courage. She's just trying to overcome her insecurities.