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Top 100 Worst Lyrics Of All Time #61 to #70

Updated on June 26, 2009

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #61

I am what I am...
A family man
I am what I am...
A family man
Mother... father... brother...
Mother... father... brother...

Fleetwood Mac - Family Man

There is no doubt that after the original creative tempest which followed the introduction of Lindsay Buckingham and Stevie Nicks into Fleetwood Mac and resulted in two of the biggest selling albums in history (Fleetwood Mac, and Rumours), the band has spent most of the past three decades treading water. Although Lindsay may just be the most brilliant guitarist this side of Eric Clapton, when it came to the lyrics for Family Man he was really just phoning it in!

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #62

Cheeseburger in paradise
Medium rare with mustard be nice
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good god almighty which way do i steer for my
Cheeseburger in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise

Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise

Is there any truth to the rumor that Jimmy Buffet wrote this song for no other reason than to plug his hamburger joints of the same name with 38 locations in 17 states? Nasty little tie ins in popular music are certainly not too rare. Elton John released Sad Songs at the same time as his Sassoon Jeans commercial hit the international airwaves: "Sassoon Says So Much." Therefore if we have to line up the mercenary songwriters to execute them, we're going to need a lot of ammo!

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #63

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain’t gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin’ off of the people’s taxes

Steve Miller - Take The Money & Run

Mr. Steve Miller, the infamous writer of #11 who brought the non existent word "pompitous" to the world, went on to discombabulate rhyming schemes by two of the worst rhyming reaches ever attempted and had the sheer gall to plunk them into his song consecutively! Texas and facts is? Justice and taxes? I think I'm going to vomit.

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #64

Someone’s knocking at the door
Somebody’s ringing the bell
Do me a favor, open the door and let them in

Paul McCartney - Let 'em In

There has to be some truth to the long held assumption that the real Paul McCartney died sometime in the Sixties and was replaced by some no talent lookalike named Billy Spears (any relation to Britney???) There is no way that John Lennon's songwriting partner could possibly have cranked out such unmitigated trash as this so called Paul has since he left the Fab Four!

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #65

And I met a girl
She asked me my name
I told her what it was

Razorlight - Somewhere Else

This lyric has to compete for rotten egg honors with Sir Paul's ridiculously pedestrian lyric to A Day In The Life:

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

Why not just write about matching your socks or cleaning your oven?

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #66

When you moved your mouth to speak
I felt the blood go to my feet

Lobo - I'd Love You To Want Me

Dude, that blood pooling in your feet wasn't because you moved your mouth, but because you've been stuck on the centrifugal ride at Disney World for two hours! Hello! Can you hear us?

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #67

Our love has changed
It's not the same

Boyzone - Better

Really? It's changed and it's not the same, huh? Wow! What a concept! Something that changes and that means it doesn't stay the same! Just how dumb do you have to be?

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #68

I don't think I have the stomach
To stomach calling you today

Saves The Day - See You

Ah, don't you just love anatomy lyrics? Maybe I should try my hand at it:

We went to see a Pelvis impersonator
Ordered a Dancing Belly from the waiter
A big guy in a cape lumbar'd on stage
It was humerus as he was the wrong age
I was ribbing him as he was quite a wuss
But he sounded just like Elvis on the radius
I wouldn't fibula, his songs I really dig
I can hardly wait 'til his necks gig

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #69

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless
Longing for some solitary company

Toto - Africa

How do you long for solitary company? If you're solitary you need company. If you're in company you're no longer solitary. I guess you have to go live on the Serengeti to figure that one out! I wish Toto had! What kind of band names itself after Dorothy's little dog anyway?

Worst Lyrics Of All Time - #70

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie

What is the reason for this song to exist? Certainly not to give Wyclef Jean another vehicle whereby he can convince the world that he has the talent of a Pancake Slug (Veronicella sloanei). Therefore what can it possibly be? Why, to give Shakira a chance to shake her booty! The belly dance that launched a thousand wanks is upfront and in your face in each performance as Shakira well knows that the best way to sell records is to get men aroused!

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      Mauri 4 years ago

      MegaSreda2:I have chosen a way for mylesf, put beaconsI go on narrow desert in crowd of peopleI try to deceive a current of the fast riverWhile my trace will not cool down do not follow me.Stop, yet late,I fall downwards for you,There, where your dead stars shine,Blinding the sunEmptiness!I have refused friends, but I am quietThe forgotten wolf-single, to laws a back,I should live in a museum as an exhibitNot another word and full stop. Do not follow me

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      Jimmy Russles 5 years ago

      You sound like a 14 year old

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      Craig 6 years ago

      Wow, you rip "A day in the life"? End of credibility....