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We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, as translated into Everyday English

Updated on October 27, 2012

Really, Google?

Taylor Swift

Let's face it- Taylor Swift is a pop culture phenomenon [shudders]. If you type "we " into Google, the first thing that comes up is "we are never ever getting back together lyrics." In a sad time like this, where songs have extremely deep meanings (note the excessive sarcasm), there must be a way of translating songs into popular english. This is my goal for this article.

Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Lyrics- Translated

We broke up once

We didn't like each other anymore

We haven't seen each other in a while

You need space- YOU SHOULDN'T NEED SPACE YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND!!

You came back

"You missed me; I'll change (for real this time)"

I trusted you for an entire day!

I hate you, bye, hi, I love you


We just broke up (again)

But we won't get back together, even though we already have like five times

But we won't get back together, even though we already have like five times

Rumors spread

But we won't get back together, even though we already have like five times


Ever (How deep...)


You fight

I'm always right; you're always wrong. We are the perfect couple

I know you need space from me, but you shouldn't leave me.

Ever.

You go listen to music. WHY???


You called me

We got together again, but THIS TIME, we won't get back together, even though we already have like six times

But we won't get back together, even though we already have like six times

But we won't get back together, even though we already have like six times

Rumors spread (again)

But we won't get back together, even though we already have like six times


We used to be perfect

I used to never say never (even though I just said it there twice)

You still love me

I don't care about you because I am the stronger one

It's soooo hard to love you

"Hey, let's get together again!"


But we won't get back together, even though we already have like seven times

But we won't get back together, even though we already have like seven times

Rumors spread (yet again)

But we won't get back together, even though we already have like seven times


Weeeee ohhhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhh not back together weeeee

Ohhhhhhh ("Hey, let's get back together again!")


Once again, rumors spread

But we won't get back together, even though we already have like eight times.




Pressing question

When will Taylor learn that this guy just isn't right for her?

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