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Updated on October 23, 2010

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There are many things that happen during the course of a week that seem funny only when we alter things just a bit or when we put our spin on it. So in that vein, here is my take on some of the things in the news that occurred this week.

A military officer revealed that for approximately 2 months while he was President, Bill Clinton "misplaced" the nuclear codes that are on a card that he carries with him. When asked to present the card he said, "I'm not sure if I left them at Motel 6 or Best Western!"

I'm not sure they were misplaced though. He may have just been having a hard time getting Monica's DNA off them.

Obama is sure he would not misplace them. He knows right where the codes are at all times. In Michelle's purse right next to his testicles.

The UAE's highest judicial body, okayed beatings of wives and children. It seems that several NFL current and former players noted that they had come up with the idea first!

In Washington state, a hiker was killed by a mountain goat. When the goat was cornered, just before he was shot, he bleated, "The man did just not get that "no" means no! Besides I don't roll that way! The dress he wanted me to wear was bad enough, but when he wanted me in high heels, it put me over the edge!"

A man that has tattoos over 98% of his body has started injecting ink into his eyes. He had to use blue because all the red ink is tied up by Congress!

The good news is that all the Chilean miners were rescued. The bad news it seems that several have unexpectedly contracted STD's while trapped in the mine.

Juan Williams was fired from NPR for making statements about feeling uneasy when he sees people dressed in Muslim garb on airplanes.  David Dukes felt the same way when he saw black guys in liquor stores. 

The top costume for gays this Halloween is going trick or treating as Lady Gaga!

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      logic,commonsense 5 years ago

      Thanks teddi! He sold his spine for campaign contributions I'm guessin'!

      Glad you enjoyed the humor!

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      teddi6 5 years ago from Northern California

      I'm diggin' your stuff. You got jokes. D'ya think there might be a spine in there next to the huevos?

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      logic,commonsense 6 years ago

      sh, I grant it sparingly! NOT!

      Glad you got a laugh out of it! If I can make one person joyful for a moment, then I have done well.

      Thank you for stopping by!

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      logic,commonsense 6 years ago

      starr, I make as much fun of myself, as I do of anyone or anything. If we can't laugh at ourselves, if we take ourselves too seriously, then we are in trouble!

      Thanks for visiting!

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      northweststarr 6 years ago from Washington State

      Politically correct has new meaning with you I see... Keep on hubbing on.

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      logic,commonsense 6 years ago

      imatellmuva, thank you for the compliment! Glad you got a kick out of it!

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      imatellmuva 6 years ago from Somewhere in Baltimore

      I'm trying to invision the goat in drag...my eyes are starting to burn!!

      Your funneeee....gotta go....and read some more of your hubs!!

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      logic,commonsense 6 years ago

      Glad you got a laugh out of it sueroy! Thanks for stopping by!

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      Susan Mills 6 years ago from Indiana

      This was funny. You walked that line fearlessly. You are much braver than I!

      The codes being in Michelle's purse next to Obama's testicles was my favorite line.

      Thanks for the laugh!!

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      logic,commonsense 6 years ago

      Jillian, you are much too kind! I am glad you got a laugh, that makes me smile as well! Thank you for coming by!

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      Jillian Barclay 6 years ago from California, USA

      I just discovered you because you knew about the value of B complex and had to see what you write! Love good humor and keen wit! You obviously have the gift! I look forward to reading more! So great to laugh! Thank you!

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      logic,commonsense 6 years ago

      Beth, always happy to end your nite on a good note!

      pop, thanks for stopping by! Glad I could help!

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      breakfastpop 6 years ago

      Thanks, I really needed a laugh today and you provided it.

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      Beth100 6 years ago from Canada

      Ha ha ha! You're right...this is a good way to end my night. Thanks Logic -- you're the best! xoxo

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      logic,commonsense 6 years ago

      @ b. Malin-glad I could lighten your day! What more could I ask !

      @onegoodwoman-true but it has gotten out of hand the last couple of years!

      @poetvix-you are welcome. Thanks for stopping by!

      @eovery-no harm intended. Pretty sure it has been suggested. Thanks for the comments!

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      eovery 6 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      Funny read. I liked all of it except about the miners. That was a little over the edge.

      Keep on hubbing!

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      poetvix 6 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country.

      Hilarious! In Michelle's purse right next to his testicles” will keep me laughing all day! Thank you.

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      onegoodwoman 6 years ago from A small southern town

      Red ink, tied up by Congress......that never changes!

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      Hey logic.commonsense what a fun read...and very tongue and cheek. I was feeling a little down today until I read your piece. Laughter is certainly the best medicine, you made my day!