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Who Are These People?

Updated on August 3, 2011

Do You Know These People?

Take a look at the picture above. Do you know these people? They are probably the most famous couple online,

Don't believe me?

Right about now you're wondering if I'm joking or not. Trust me this is no joke. This couple must be the most famous people online. You can do the research yourself. Type "make money online" into any search engine. Google gives you 97,000,000 results. Yahoo will provide you with 815,000,000. Bing will give you 822,000,000 results.

Of course that isn't the search results for this couple, but your research isn't over. You would need to click each link and see if the couple's picture is there. This should take up most of your day. Email me when you are done. Of course, you could just believe me when I tell you this photo would appear a lot.

Why This Photo?

I understand that this is a stock photo that anyone can use on a website. What I don't understand is why a lot of people choose this photo. Is it the cheesy smiles? Maybe it's the photo shopped perfect teeth. Or, is it the wad of money they are holding? Whatever it is I need to find this couple.

Come Out Wherever You Are

Why do I need to find this couple? There may be other photos out there, but this couple must be the best, for they are the most popular on the web. The reasons should be obvious. These people know how to make money and how to get traffic to a website. They are being exploited by a cheap group of people looking for free stuff. With proper guidance I could have this couple raking in the big bucks. They were free before, but after I get done representing them, they will be famous and rich!

My Plan

Naturally I have a plan. First I'm looking at the porno industry. Tell me this photo wouldn't make a great video cover. Of course they might have to appear nude, but that's more money for that photo shoot.

The Escort service is another area money can be made. Figure the guy was so thrilled with his escort that he is paying all this money with a smile of satisfaction. She is smiling because he was a dud, it's over, and he's throwing money at her. Think "Pretty Woman" without the happy ending.

Sports Agents would be perfect for this couple. An ad explaining how the athlete could get his hands on this wad of cash. After all no one is more greedy then a sports agent.

I might even be able to get these guys a gig in the school system. This photo could be used to promote bullying. This picture with a caption of, "You could have this cash just by stealing your classmates lunch money". I could also play the other side and replace this caption with, "For a few dollars, we will protect you from bullies".

Help! Help! Help!

I'm asking for help in locating these people. I'm so positive that working with this couple will make me so much money, I'll pay a finder's fee. I want names, addresses and phone numbers. I already know I'll get the wise guy with a website he saw them at. Ha Ha, not good enough or funny.


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    • mrpooper profile image

      mrpooper 6 years ago

      Jackie, Maybe you and I could kidnap this couple and sell their body parts. After their death we could be the picture. I've been practicing my cheesy smile.

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      Jackie Lynnley 6 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Great read, I may use their picture, why not! Maybe it is because you don't see many couples like this - happy together. Could that be it? Voted up a few. Now I got to go see about selling some body parts. Great hub!

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      Stacy Harris 6 years ago from Hemet, Ca

      Very funny. I like the way you spun this photo. However, I hate to say it, but I do not have any information on the whereabouts of this couple. But, I do think it would be fun to recreate another photo and try to gain the popularity like this couple. Yet, could it be done? Even if it was free and had photoshoped white smiles and a wad of cash (even if it was monopoloy money!) I don't know. The world may never know.

      Great hub. Love how you make me think!