Why I Hate History Channel’s Ancient Aliens
I HATE Ancient Aliens. There’s no other way to put it. I hate its premise; I hate its direction; and I hate it with a passion. In fact, hate doesn’t come close to describe the revulsion I have for this show. I can waste my time coming up with a fancy introduction to this article to explain my point-of-view on the show, but why bother? It’s bad enough that I can’t change the channel fast enough to prevent the insidious garbage that spews from this show from flowing into my living room.
This insipid show is one of many questionable offerings served up by the History Channel. It’s been on the air for several seasons and has been a surprising success, considering how off the mark it gets.
The producers want the public to believe that this is a well researched show that “brings to light” a topic that needs to be discussed and debated. But, in reality, its entire premise and message boils down all the mysteries of science to one mantra: Space aliens did it!
And by “did it”, the show’s creators are referring to everything and anything remotely connected to human endeavors and accomplishments throughout history. We can break down a typical season with questions and answers to some of the most popular topics found in nearly every episode:
It’s not uncommon to see these experts labeled as “author and researcher” or “investigative journalist”.
- Who built the pyramids of Giza? Aliens! Of course.
- How did the Mayan and Aztec civilizations rise to power? With the help of space aliens who promised to return one day.
- Who inspired some of history’s greatest artists, inventors, prophets, and scientists? Why none other than your friendly neighborhood aliens.
The show doesn’t stop there. It tries to tie other “mysteries” of the paranormal such as:
- the Bermuda Triangle,
- shifting magnetic poles, and
- Numerous conspiracies that can be blamed on those pesky aliens.
Even Nostradamus and the so-called 2012 Mayan Calendar Apocalypse have been given the Ancient Alien treatment.
Gallery of Experts
The concept that “all roads lead to space aliens” is not the only annoyance on the program. The show’s other crowning achievement in futility is its gallery of “experts.” Some are guests others are regulars; yet, nearly all of them have dubious credentials in their respective fields.
It’s not uncommon to see these experts labeled as “author and researcher” or “investigative journalist”. Such titles make the unsuspecting viewers believe they are listening to well-learned and highly professional people proving that their astounding claims are valid. Never mind that many of these experts -- seemingly dressed like Indiana Jones (complete with a fedora hat) with aviation sunglasses -- often have little or no understanding how to investigate a claim or to do any form of scientific research.
Some of the guests appear to be genuine and have authored several books based on the subjects they claim to be experts in. However, if one will actually Google these experts’ names, one will discover that many of them are self-published and self-appointed researchers with little or no credentials (and if they do have credentials, it came from diploma mills).
There are groups that are conspicuously excluded from the series. Skeptics are rarely brought in to debate these claims. And if they are, they are often given a few minutes to rebut any claims before being drowned out by the ancient alien theorists. If the show believes in creating debate on the matter, it’s obvious that they’ve taken sides and have become the cheerleaders for these pseudo-scientists.
Mr. Ancient Astronaut Inspires (and Consults)
Two of the most visible experts on the show come to mind. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos and Erich von Däniken have made a name for themselves within the ancient alien theory circle. In fact, von Däniken is the person credited with starting the “theory” and for coining the term and its alternative, ancient astronaut. In some ancient alien theorist circles, Däniken is known as the granddaddy of the theory, and if he has a nickname, it wouldn’t be surprising that it’s Mr. Ancient Astronaut.
It has been reported that Däniken was a daydreaming bell-hop from Switzerland when he came up with the theory. Later, he wrote a bestselling book (Chariots of the Gods?) which became an international best-seller and spurn numerous copycat books about UFOS and the paranormal during the early to mid 1970s.
Proof for this has always been sketchy and often involved the misinterpretations of ancient artifacts or unverified observations made by Däniken
The ancient alien theory (and we’re taking liberty here calling it a theory) refers to the concept that extraterrestrial aliens came to Earth during ancient times and contributed to the growth of human civilization. Proof for this has always been sketchy and often involved the misinterpretations of ancient artifacts or unverified observations made by Däniken.
Since the 1970s, when the theory took root, professional archeologists have debunked the claims made by von Däniken and his cohort. They’ve even gone as far as calling the ancient alien theorists frauds and hucksters. Some have labeled the concept racist (more on that later).
Still, these theorists have crafted their claims and have found a niche market to spew their garbage. This includes the History Channel and this show (in which Däniken is listed as a consultant, producer and the inspiration).
“That is Impossible. Can This Be…Aliens?”
While Däniken is the inspiration for Ancient Alien, his protégé is the star. Tsoukalos is also a consulting producer for the show. As the publisher of Legendary Times and director of the Erich von Däniken Center for Ancient Alien Research (yes, there is such a place), he seemingly has the right credentials for the show. However, he has something else that the alleged egomaniac Däniken doesn’t: A presence on the screen (and this probably drives the former Swiss bellhop mad!).
But, if one believes that Tsoukalos adds some credibility to this hopelessly incredulous show, then think again. He’s a giddy, bearded man with freakish hair that flashes seriously drug-addled grimaces as he gushes on and on about the aliens. His mere presence may have caused some viewers to snicker as they wonder “what is he on?”
He even has his own mind-numbing mantra: “That is impossible, so you have to ask yourself how this can be?” And, of course, he states, in an overly excited tone, that it’s the “the aliens.”
Däniken’s theory focused on non-European ancient civilizations
A Racist Concept
To its credit, the show has expressed the belief that ancient aliens were the inspiration for every society on Earth. However, the ancient alien theory and its proponents have been accused of being racist in the past. This is something the show can’t exactly escape, despite its attempt at inclusion.
Originally, Däniken’s theory focused on non-European ancient civilizations. His original book leveled its “research” artifacts from the Mayans, Aztecs, Middle Eastern, African, and Asian societies. He found it bizarre that these civilization created intricate architecture or had complex social and religious systems.
Thus, it comes as no surprise that he looked for anything to prove that monumental feats such as the Pyramids of Giza or the cities of the indigenous American cultures were created with the help of an alien race. Possibly, he had a hard time believing that non-European societies were as advanced as the ancient Europeans were (and possibly more).
It Just Gets Weird
As mentioned, the show has veered away from the hidden racism that the theory entails. But that’s not an improvement. The show has taken a turn for the weird. Possibly it’s an attempt legitimize the theory or simply to stretch out the concept to make it a unifying theory for all things bizarre (and to keep viewers watching it).
What can be gleaned from these “weird” episodes (or shall we say what did the aliens create or inspire)? Here are a few tidbits:
- All religions are inspired by space aliens
- Natural formations are created by aliens.
- Natural disasters? Not quite! Aliens are suspects.
- Evolution, physics, DNA? Yep, it’s those aliens again.
By now, it appears that all things human and all things mother Earth are the result of aliens. What more can one asks about these aliens?
If an episode that first aired in 2015 is any indication, there’s a cosmic war between aliens that once happened, or is currently going on. And Earth and its inhabitants are in the cross-hair. How do we know? We’ll just take it that the experts on Ancient Alien have the answer.
It’s hard to believe this show has lasted a decade. If it’s not the ridiculous ploy of aliens infiltrating all aspects of life it’s Tsoukalos rambling in glee while scoffing at scientists and making all things aliens.
By now -- as the old saying goes – Ancient Aliens has jumped the shark several times over and has managed to keep going. Unfortunately, Tsoukalos, Däniken, and the rest of the ancient alien theorists will credit alien involvement with that.
© 2017 Dean Traylor