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You Know You Have Alzheimer's When

Updated on September 8, 2011
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Please keep in mind before reading these are silly jokes not meant to offend anyone but if you are easily offended this probably isn't the hub for you.

1)You can effectively hide your own easter eggs.

2) You can wrap all of your own Christmas gifts.

3) You're always meeting new people.

4)You could swear that you never see re-runs on tv anymore.

5) When the doctor announces that you have Alzheimer's and you reply with "well, at the least I don't have Alzheimer's."

6) Even if you're married, you're sleeping with someone new every day!

7) When you find the children's card game Memory/Concentration a huge challenge.

8) When watching your entire movie collection is like watching for the first time.

9) Any joke is new to you.

10) You can fall in love again every day.

11) you knock on wood and immediately afterward get up to answer the door.


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      Candle Hour 6 years ago from North America

      Becky Katz - that sounds like another one that belongs in the list.

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      Becky Katz 6 years ago from Hereford, AZ

      My neighbor was watching a movie and said how good it was. She said she had never seen it before. Her daughter walked in and commented, "Mom, are you watching that movie again, we have seen it at least a dozen times."