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You lost the game; learn why, and how to actually win the game
We’re now playing the game. The objective of the game is to not think about the game; which we both just lost.
Now you may find the game difficult, especially if there are other players around, but there are many who have proven excellent players. Consider for a moment coma patients, those with damaged memory centers of the brain, couples experiencing an orgasm, field hospital amputees, and men being chased by Bengal tigers. These extraordinary individuals rarely if ever lose the game; truly none deserves a place on a Wheaties box more than these stout individuals. (btw you lost the game again)
Careful contemplation of these extraordinary game players should result in immediate loss of the game and reveal only one course of action to you. All you need to do to win the game is have sex with a coma patient while fleeing from a Bengal tiger and slowly hack-sawing part of the way through one limb at a time so each limb will have healed by the time you start sawing on it again. If you stop even for a second you might wonder why you started this activity and you’ll lose the game.
Once you’ve won the game you’ll probably get a Hanes endorsement so what are you waiting for? Go out there and be a winner!
PS I didn’t invent the game but I take full credit for all victors who adopt my strategy.
PPS You lost the game.