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Amusing answers taken from school examinations

Updated on August 18, 2013

A collections of amusing answers taken from an actual examinations, I thought I would like to share with you and hope to put a smile on your face, just to make things a little bit light hearted today.

  • The function of the skin are to prevent us from seeing the raw part under it.

  • The three most important planets are Satan, Jupiter and Venice.

  • My favourite character in English history is Henry VII, because he had eight wives and he killed them all.

  • An optimist is a man who looks after your eyes.

  • Some of the different religions of the world are Buddhism, Brahmanism, Mohammedanism, and Pugilism.

  • The Pilgrim Fathers were Adam and Eve.

  • The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

  • Interloper is one who runs away to get married.

  • The moon is about 240 miles from the earth.

  • Tenacious is ten acres of land.

  • Satiate is to make tasty

  • Capillary is a small caterpillar.

  • A monastery is a place where monsters are kept.

  • A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

  • Climate lasts all the time, but weather only a few days.

  • Emphasis is putting more distress on one word than on another.

  • Mustard is what keeps anything from tasting good when you don't put any on.

  • People in Iceland are called Equinoxes.

  • A pronoun is a word to use when you can't find a noun.
  • The imports of country are the things that are paid for. The exports are the things that are not.
  • Vowels sounds are made by keeping the mouth wide open and consonant sounds by keeping it shut.
  • Eucharist - one who plays Euchre.
  • A figure of speech means something different from what it says.

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      Scott 6 years ago

      the kids just say it as they see it. It's cuteness, not stupidity. Thanks for sharing the post :)

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      maddi 6 years ago

      thats so funny. are the kids stupid or something because i would never write that on my test

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      elfear 10 years ago

      Very amusing, these are funniest Christmas Cracker Jokes.

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      MrMarmalade 10 years ago from Sydney

      i did laughto. It does show you can not be serious all the time.

      Great hub

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      Ashok Rajagopalan 10 years ago from Chennai

      That was hilarious! Kids are capable of original humour even when they are serious!

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      Merle Ann Johnson 10 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      yes and sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite...sweet can say anything you want...but mean what you say.. i tired..good night..GMa :O)


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