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Amusing answers taken from school examinations

Updated on August 18, 2013

A collections of amusing answers taken from an actual examinations, I thought I would like to share with you and hope to put a smile on your face, just to make things a little bit light hearted today.

  • The function of the skin are to prevent us from seeing the raw part under it.

  • The three most important planets are Satan, Jupiter and Venice.

  • My favourite character in English history is Henry VII, because he had eight wives and he killed them all.

  • An optimist is a man who looks after your eyes.

  • Some of the different religions of the world are Buddhism, Brahmanism, Mohammedanism, and Pugilism.

  • The Pilgrim Fathers were Adam and Eve.

  • The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

  • Interloper is one who runs away to get married.

  • The moon is about 240 miles from the earth.

  • Tenacious is ten acres of land.

  • Satiate is to make tasty

  • Capillary is a small caterpillar.

  • A monastery is a place where monsters are kept.

  • A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

  • Climate lasts all the time, but weather only a few days.

  • Emphasis is putting more distress on one word than on another.

  • Mustard is what keeps anything from tasting good when you don't put any on.

  • People in Iceland are called Equinoxes.

  • A pronoun is a word to use when you can't find a noun.
  • The imports of country are the things that are paid for. The exports are the things that are not.
  • Vowels sounds are made by keeping the mouth wide open and consonant sounds by keeping it shut.
  • Eucharist - one who plays Euchre.
  • A figure of speech means something different from what it says.

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      Scott 5 years ago

      the kids just say it as they see it. It's cuteness, not stupidity. Thanks for sharing the post :)

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      maddi 5 years ago

      thats so funny. are the kids stupid or something because i would never write that on my test

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      elfear 9 years ago

      Very amusing, these are funniest Christmas Cracker Jokes.

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      MrMarmalade 9 years ago from Sydney

      i did laughto. It does show you can not be serious all the time.

      Great hub

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      Ashok Rajagopalan 9 years ago from Chennai

      That was hilarious! Kids are capable of original humour even when they are serious!

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      Merle Ann Johnson 9 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      yes and sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite...sweet dreams..you can say anything you want...but mean what you say.. i do..am tired..good night..GMa :O)

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