Sneaking around to places like he Grammy's and urinating on people like Lady Gaga, or on one of the rap/hip hop idiots.
Or maybe to a fancy restaurant and replace Justin Bieber's favorite cheeseburger with something I defecated just minutes before.
Or toss cat poo bombs at Nikki Menage a'trois (or whatever her damned name is), or shave Willow Smith bald - whip that back and forth!
Drop a bag of hammers from the top of a skyscraper wherever Kanye West makes an appearance.
Oh the vile, evil, cruel things I could do to people that truly deserve lifelong humiliation...