(Disclaimer: My answer is intended to be taken as tongue-in-cheek.)
Bambi: Eat more venison.
Snow White: Eating fruit can be hazardous to your health, hence all apples should come with warning labels.
Cinderella: The prince is some sort of foot fetish freak.
Alice in Wonderland: Hey, kids! Wanna see what an acid trip is like!
Song of the South: There is nothing to see here, keep it moving, carry on, nothing to see here, this never happened, here take twenty bucks, you never saw nothin', understand?