Mr. Happy: It's a dirty sexy money (I mean, job). Someone's got to do it. I have to keep up with the REALLY important happenings in the world so I can be hip (old school) or "kewl". Politics, economics, technology... feh!
But seriously, reading the Q&A here, one could think Housewives could be a reality show. And I still want to know about Orson. ;=)