Actually there is
2.If you don't have a job get one......If you have a job this is what i did,Pick up the phone and dial 1-800-MY-APPLE,you will be welcome by an automated answering machine.just say IPAD,it will connect to an apple representative.Now he or she would tell you about the "IPAD" and give you choices.Now you have to think do u really wanna buy a $829.00 product + there crappy 3G service by AT&T.if you love apple products like me you don't care what you paying.
3.Steal one ...takes lots of planning you might wanna take a xanax before you excute your plan or follow my (it works i tryed it).Walk into an Apple Retail store(they all the same apart from the one in England ) the will be about 6 or 15 cameras(so be carefull). you must focus on 3
1.the parking lot
2.when you walk in
3.every 9 feet there is a camera above you.
Things you ****must*** have and do.
1.A white hoodie( because retail stores camera's record black and white because of privacy Art 1974.
2.a cell phone(to call your mom,dad,girlfriend,boyfriend.... if u get caught.
3.if wanna do this but scared take xanax
4.*************don't actually look at the cameras in the store*****
follow this and you will be fine.