I hate to admit it but Serena would throw my back out and would probably end up giving me mouth-to-mouth resusitation. I like Naomi, but she might try to beat me up if I got tired too soon. I think Mariah would be the most fun for me because I had always loved her. Britney is too young for me, but I still like her...she needs a man like me. But my absolute pick, above all, would be Paris Hilton. That girl turns me on. So my answer is Paris.