The joke, Two family home with the landlord living on the first floor. The tenants are making an awful racket. You can hear arguing and dishes along with furniture being thrown around. The land lord calls the cops. The police arrive and listen for a moment. They can hear yelling and a lot of things being tossed around so they knock. The man of the house opens the door. The cops say, "Is everything ok?" The man says, "Sure" The cop says, I can hear a lot of yelling" The guy says, "Oh, were not yelling, were Italian, that's how we talk." The cop says, "Then why the dishes breaking and chairs thrown wise guy?" The man than says, "Oh that, it's dinner time."
Oh wait that's my joke, and is I may, I am my favorite comedian and humble as well.