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Cat Jokes for Kids

Updated on April 18, 2015

Kids love Jokes about Cats

Welcome to my lense on Cat Jokes for Kids.

Now we all like a good joke. But somehow kids seem to find the funny side more easily than those of us who like me are approaching their later years... If your children enjoy a good laugh, then I hope they and cat lovers everywhere will enjoy this selection of cat jokes for kids.

We all need a reason to have a laugh and children always seem ready to break into laughter. I hope that these jokes bring you a smile, a chuckle or a even a groan.


Cat Fur
Cat Fur

WHAT SIDE OF A CAT HAS THE MOST FUR?

- The Outside!

Cat Lost Tail
Cat Lost Tail

WHERE DOES A CAT GO WHEN IT LOSES ITS TAIL?

- The Retail Store!

cat joke - singing cat
cat joke - singing cat

WHAT IS A CATS FAVOURITE SONG?

- Three Blind Mice!

Fat Cat
Fat Cat

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAT THAT HAS SWALLOWED A DUCK?

- A Duck Filled Fatty Puss!

cat joke purple cat
cat joke purple cat

WHAT IS A CATS FAVOURITE COLOUR?

- Purrrrrrrple!

Cat Eating Breakfast
Cat Eating Breakfast

WHAT DO CATS LIKE TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

- Mice Krispies!

Cat retail shopping
Cat retail shopping

WHERE DOES A CAT GO WHEN IT LOSES ITS TAIL?

- The retail store!

Friendly Cats
Friendly Cats

HOW DO CATS END A FIGHT?

- They Hiss and make up!

What Cat Fur
What Cat Fur

WHAT SIDE OF THE CAT HAS THE MOST FUR?

- The outside!

Cat and Dog
Cat and Dog

WHY DID THE CAT RUN AWAY FROM THE TREE?

- Because it was afraid of the bark!

HOW IS CAT FOOD SOLD?

- Usually purr can !

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A BLUE BURMESE?

- Try to cheer it up !

I hope that you have enjoyed this lense - Your comments are always welcome.

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      seahorse60 3 years ago

      I love cats and your jokes were so funny. Thanks for making my laugh!

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      Ben Reed 3 years ago

      @RoadMonkey: Laughing is one the great joys in life.

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      RoadMonkey 3 years ago

      Always good to get a laugh. Thanks

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      Tolovaj Publishing House 3 years ago from Ljubljana

      Cats are hilarious:)

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      Ben Reed 3 years ago

      @sierradawn lm: Thank you

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      sierradawn lm 3 years ago

      This was FUN!

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @rattie lm: I am pleased that you enjoyed them...

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      rattie lm 4 years ago

      What fun! Thanks.

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @Judy Filarecki: Thank you.

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      Judy Filarecki 4 years ago from SW Arizona and Northern New York

      Lots of laughs. Jokes are definitely ones an 8 or 9 year old would try to tell.

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @surfingtheweb: Thank you.

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      surfingtheweb 4 years ago

      Very cute and fun lens!

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @infoprogirl: That's great - just what I hoped from this lense. Thank you.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      The cats favorite colour is Purrrrrrrple! :D, funny one:D.

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      infoprogirl 4 years ago

      Very cute lens. I'm going to have fun sharing these jokes with my son.:)

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @anonymous: Thank you.

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @anonymous: Thank you.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      @juditpaton: same here

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      wow i do love cats but i don't get who would make up a joke like these thanks for the jokes

      it helps me for my purr-fect day

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @i Dia1: I think its a fun combination - Cats and Jokes.

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @juditpaton: Thank you.

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      Iudit Gherghiteanu 4 years ago from Ozun

      lovely photos, jokes, certainly kids would love these cat jokes.

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      i Dia1 4 years ago

      So cute.

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      sallemange 4 years ago

      Hilaripuss!

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      Fay Favored 4 years ago from USA

      Cute jokes. I'll need to remember these for my neighbors kids.

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @takkhisa: Thank you.

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      cmadden 4 years ago

      A Duck Filled Fatty Puss! Love it!

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      Takkhis 4 years ago

      I enjoyed it, i think it is a good stuff for kids.

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @cmadden: Thank you for your visit and comment.

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      Avi Wolfson 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Great lens!

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      Ben Reed 4 years ago

      @webmavern: My granddaughter chuckles at these cat jokes.

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      webmavern 4 years ago

      I liked them all, but the retail store was the best. Thanks!

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      mimarlou 4 years ago

      I have never heard these before and really enjoyed it!

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      my friend has a cat and she keeps telling me wonerous thing her cat goes

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      Gigmoo 4 years ago

      The retail store got a laugh out of me. Good one! :D

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      gradientcat 5 years ago

      Cute jokes, I'll have to share them with my son.

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      What_to_Know 5 years ago

      I loved these good clean jokes my 5 year old nephew will like reading and repeating these

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      Ben Reed 5 years ago

      @anonymous: I am pleased that you enjoyed them.

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      What cat jokes for kids cuteness....will have to remember them for my grandchildren to enjoy!

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      GeekGirl1 5 years ago

      Funny lens.

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      GeekGirl1 5 years ago

      Funny lens.

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      SellClean 5 years ago

      Divine Feline Jokes!

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      ernad18 5 years ago

      nice cat pic

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      Adrijan 5 years ago

      nice