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Chuck Norris Jokes and Chuck Norris Stuff

Updated on June 25, 2013

Why Chuck Norris?

Who is this guy Chuck Norris and why do people even care? Well, he's an actor that has endured a long career and is still very popular because of his television show that he had and now even more so because of the funny internet jokes about how tough and cool he is. You can find a good Chuck Norris joke here to impress your friends or just have some fun killing some time and get a few laughs. Chuck Norris is a famous actor that for whatever reason seems to have developed a cult following with all kinds of crazy attention directed his way. I was watching the movie Dodgeball again on TV the other night and he was even one of the judges at one of the events on that movie. He's just a pop icon and seems like a really good guy. I hope that you will find this article helpful to you in finding the perfect Chuck Norris joke and that you also maybe learn a little bit about this intriguing gentleman.

Chuck Norris Reads Jokes about Himself of Sports Show

Below is a good video of the easy going Chuck Norris as he reads some Chuck Norris facts which are jokes about how tough he is. These guys and the audience all are having a goof time here with Chuck. The host notes that "Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a who has more testicles contest. Chuck Norris won by five." That's a pretty good one.


Who is Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris is a former martial arts movie star and starred in some movies with Bruce Lee. He also had his own television series called Walker Texas Ranger the appeared on CBS for almost ten years. That television show is still in syndication to this day and is shown in many countries around the world and has certainly helped Chuck Norris to secure his place as an international star. It is quite a comeback for a man who was originally a star from the Bruce Lee era. That was like way back in the early 1970's. He is currently a writer for a conservative website called World Net Daily.Norris became and internet sensation after Chuck Norris Facts ( a website) hit it big with all sorts of crazy feats of awesomeness about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris even appeared in the big budget movie The Expendables 2 with Stallone and a bunch of other aging action heroes. Life seems to be all good for the aging action star who really does seem to be a good guy and takes all the tough guy stuff all in stride.

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Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger


More Cool Things about Chuck Norris

Did you know that our man Chuck Norris has starred in 23 motion pictures such as Delta Force, Code of Silence and Missing in Action, just to name a few. “Walker, Texas Ranger” was a big hit and 203 episodes were made of this show. His TV is still seen in more than 80 countries today worldwide with an average of 1 billion viewers each day. That would seem to make Chuck Norris an international star. Wouldn't you agree?

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The Expendables 2

Chuck Norris gets on the aging action star bandwagon here with Stallone and bunch of other old dudes to make some money and make a movie and blow some stuff up and beat some people up and all the other good action movie stuff.

Chuck Norris Stars in The Expendables 2

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This video below is very popular on Youtube with over 52 million views. A warning that some of the language in it is obscene and not suitable for kids or work.

Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris Rap Battle

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      Esmy 3 years ago

      Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when he eats.Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.Chuck Norris's tetlicses are so large his swimmers are sperm whales.When God flooded the planet Chuck Norris ate two of every animal. He swam through the storm with the animals resting in his belly. When he found dry land (he farted out a dove to find the olive branch) he pooped for eight days and set the animals free. A week later Noah arrived and Chuck Roundhouse kicked him for being late.Chuck Norris has no enemies. He has Dead People.Chuck Norris doesn't commit murder, he removes the sick and the weak so the herd can be free of their deadweight.Every person Chuck Norris kills wins a Darwin Award because they were stupid enough to offend Chuck Norris and Chuck always removes his victims from the gene pool.

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