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Corny And Funny Pickup Lines

Updated on August 26, 2017
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Hubpages writer StricktlyDating is an Australian writer creating pages of original funny quotes, funny status updates and funny memes.

Hundreds of funny pick up lines for guys and girls. Original and authentic pick up lines and a few corny pick up lines too!

Funny Pickup Lines:

  • Excuse me, I'm lost... Can you take me home with you?
  • If you are love-starved can I be your smorgasbord?
  • If you're having a love drought can I be your rain?
  • I think my lipstick tastes like chocolate, would you like to try it?
  • Do you have a void in your life I can fill?
  • If you've been looking for love consider yourself found!
  • You smell like trash. May I take you out?
  • If you're traveling this journey of life alone, can I be your +1?
  • Can I give you my number in case you are having a bad day?
  • Call me and I'll remind you how wonderful you are.
  • You look like the one my mother warned me about. Wanna prove her wrong?
  • Was that and earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Hello gorgeous, wanna fall in love?
  • I'm no sailor but I'm sure I could float your boat!
  • Your lips look like wine and I wanna get drunk!
  • Your smile puts the city lights to shame. You're cute.
  • Can I put a smile in your inbox?
  • Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
  • Hey look even the leaves are falling for you?
  • Are you lost because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I like you more than I like gaming.
  • I like you more than football on a Sunday.
  • Hi, can you help me practice French kissing?
  • Excuse me, can I have your name so I can stalk you on Facebook?
  • Excuse me, I was just wondering - Could I be the one you've been dreaming of?
  • Hi, my name's Ying will you be my Yang?
  • I've been waiting all my life to meet someone like you, so I had to come and say hello.
  • Could I give you something to regret in the morning?
  • I want to ask if you'll date me without looking desperate. But PLEASE will you go out with me?
  • I want to be your high-heels so I can walk with you every step of the way.
  • Excuse me can you give me directions because I just got lost in your eyes?
  • You are sweet enough to cure me of my addiction to lollies.
  • You look like the icing on the cake and I would love to have a taste.
  • You're looking a little cold. Would you like to use me as a blanket?
  • Is your father a fireman because you are just so hot!
  • I'm going to regret every day of my life if you're not in it.
  • Does your mum work in a cake shop? Coz she made you such a cutie pie.
  • I taste so delicious you'll want the recipe!
  • I'm no photographer, but I sure could picture us together.
  • There must be a rainbow over my head because I've just found my pot of gold.
  • You put the X in sexy! You put the L in love :)
  • I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back "Nice butt!".
  • Excuse me I have a problem with my cell phone. Your number is not in it.
  • Excuse me I was wondering if you could cure me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
  • Apart from being beautiful what do you do in life?
  • You look like a lost angel. Can I take you to heaven?
  • You look like the girlfriend I have in my dreams.
  • Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
  • You must be the reason for global warming you are so hot!
  • If you were a burger you'd be McDelicious!
  • Can we hold hands and practice falling in love?
  • This must be love at first sight because I can't stand the thought of never seeing you again.

  • I opened my fortune cookie today and your name was on it!
  • If you were a McDonald's burger you'd be McBeauty.
  • If there was only one chocolate left in this world, I would give it to you, just to see your enjoyment.
  • Next time you think of beautiful things don't forget to count yourself in.
  • You're the kind of girl I would love to introduce to my parents.
  • You're the kind of girl I've been waiting all my life to spoil.
  • Hi, I'm husband material, don't you think?
  • You're the cream and I want to be the cherry on top.
  • Please drink up - until I'm really good looking - and then come chat with me.
  • What do you think of my shirt? It's made from boyfriend material.
  • I like your dress. It looks like it's made from girlfriend material.
  • If I promise to catch you would you fall for me?
  • Me love you long time.
  • Roses are red and brown is the tree I was wondering if you'd go out with me.
  • Roses are red and violets are blue, I want to be all your dreams come true.
  • Roses are red and so are your lips - lets get on the dance floor and wiggle our hips!
  • Roses are red and violets are blue, I'd really love to go out with you. I
  • just wanted to tell you - You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
  • I'm looking for a new girlfriend. Would you be interested?
  • Your clothes look uncomfortable. Take them off right now!

  • Hi, do I look like someone you could learn to love?
  • Hello hottie - wanna kiss?
  • Hello. I just wanted to tell you - you take my breath away.
  • Hello, I'm James. Let's bond.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
  • You must be the wind because you've just swept me off my feet.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I believe I've just fallen in love.
  • You're the one I've been wishing on a star for.
  • Hi, I'm new in town. Can you give me directions to your place?
  • Hi, I'm afraid of the dark. Would you mind sleeping with me?
  • Here I am! What's your next two wishes?
  • You're so hot you're melting my mind!
  • You are the most beautiful girl in the room.
  • You've been naughty! Go to my room.
  • What's a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this.
  • I saw you and I kept humming "You take my breath away, aye, aye. You take my breath away!".
  • Can I give you my number in case you're ever looking for a date who'll spoil you?
  • Excuse me are you a magnet? Because I feel so attracted to you.
  • What's that perfume you're wearing? Because it's hypnotised me.
  • Can I buy you a drink and chat with you a while?
  • I lost my best friend, can I be yours?
  • I'm looking for a new best friend. Would you be interested?
  • I couldn't think of a pick up line good enough for you, so I just wanted to say "Hi!".

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      Thanks Carrie Lee, glad you got a cackle!

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      Oh yes they have! Shhhh :)

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      So glad you enjoyed it :)

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      Thank you Susan, I have some experience with this subject! LOL :)

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      Thanks! Well I've used some of them and remained single, but other times they have worked! Haha. Thanks for commenting:)

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      StricktlyDating 3 years ago from Australia

      Thanks Frank! I love your comments!

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      Kept private 3 years ago from Northeast United States

      Very comprehensive list :). I loved it. One of my all time favorites is "Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night". Thank you for sharing and giving me a cackle.

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      Ryan Fuller 3 years ago from Louisiana, USA

      These are funny. I wonder if any of them have ever worked. Thanks for a fun hub.

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Waw!!! People sure is crazy especially men they are great poets when it comes to looking for a woman. I can't stand their lyrics they tend to come over rude ,but this was a funny read :) lol

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      Susan Zutautas 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL, These lines are great!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Oh, these are good. Definitely made me smile, although I'm not sure they would have the desired effect. My favorite was, "Hi, I'm husband material, don't you think?"

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      StricktlyDating 4 years ago from Australia

      Hi guys! Thanks for your lovely comments and feedback! Well a few of these pickup lines have been used on me, a few have given me a laugh - enough to be an ice-breaker! Others of course are kind of cringe-worthy! The pickup line I always use on guys is simply "Hello hottie!" it seems to work for me (Don't tell anyone though!) :)

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      I can't believe what some people say!!!

      This one "If you were a burger you'd be McDelicious!" is kind of cute but as I rarely go to McDonald, that would not be a good pick me up for me :-)

      It's funny that you published this hub just now because today, I met a friend who had to go to the bank for some paper and another guy who arrived at the same time as she did stared at her for quite a while and she was feeling quite unconfortable about that.... than while she was in a separate room with an bank employee, the guy wrote a note that he asked the teller to give it to her... so she could join him in a restaurant nearby. Obviously the guy was fast.... but she didn't go! I wouldn't have gone either!

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      John MacNab 4 years ago from the banks of the St. Lawrence

      Wow! What a selection strictly. Do you think any of them might work, or will they just make the girl wince?

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      I.W. McFarlane 4 years ago from Philadelphia

      Sure I have heard a few of these lines before, but I personally never used any of them! Anyway, I must say you have done a great job in putting this list together. I am wondering which one of these you think are the most creative and could actually land a Guy a date?

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      These Pick up lines are so funny and false just to pick up someone it has to sound true, and off course went for it. Great idea for a hub thanks