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The Diarrhea Song

Updated on February 1, 2018

when your talking to your daughter and you feel that poo poo water, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you running from police and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're running down the track and feel it running down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're rolling' like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea

when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea

when toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you think you're feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think your friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea

it's hard to make a rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea

you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea

you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea

you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to shout, as it keeps on dripping out, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea

it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea

you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea

you know you're having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea

that's the way it goes, when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you're feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you're swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach's really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're running really fast, cuz it's squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea

if your butt's about to spew, and there's nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea

your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea

you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea

your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea

you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea

Toward a toilet you make haste, and you're oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea

it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you've got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea

When your laying on your bed, and it smells like something's dead, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're eatin' some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you feel a li'l loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea

When your colon starts to swell, and your butt's not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea


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      bill 2 months ago

      this is the best website ever watch jiffy's cat piano problem

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      Jacksmiley 3 months ago

      when daddy gets mad, and it makes jeffy sad, diarrhea, diarrhea

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      Cayden heard 4 months ago

      LOL so funny

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      haley 4 months ago

      when your eating chinese and your ass begins to sneeze


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      Goat 11 months ago

      When your laughing really hard and you cut a liquid fart, diarrhea, diarrhea!

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      Nikolas 17 months ago

      when your watching scooby doo and you feel a little poo


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      Anon 19 months ago

      like a melted bar of snickers

      lodged in your knickers

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      Stacey 2 years ago

      When you're sitting in a Toyota

      and you feel a little Yoda

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      The Magical Poo 2 years ago

      As i was running to go DooDoo poo was running down to my shoe shoe

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      The Magical Poo 2 years ago

      As i was running to go DooDoo poo was running down to my shoe

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      fartface get ready for the air 2 years ago

      as i was getting ready to fart my butt felt like a fat soggy shart...

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      DOODIE 2 years ago

      its the gas from ur ass it smells alot like trash...

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      aliwalli 3 years ago

      When you think you need a shit but it's more like fecal spit

      When your bum's already dirty but it's only seven thirty

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      Jake 3 years ago

      When you licking third base and the smell hits your face


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      jamie 4 years ago

      it shots out her bum like a medio gun diarrhea is another one

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      Dihera Joe 4 years ago

      When Its Trickling down your knee and you feel a little pee ,Dihera Dhiera

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      Butt piss 4 years ago

      When eating junk you love, you"re guaranteed to be full of, diarrhea, diarrhea!

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      Steve 4 years ago

      If you a little man running to the can. diarrhea, diarrhea

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      Chris 4 years ago

      When you really need to poo and its runny like glue diarrhea,diarrhea

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      JODPOM 4 years ago

      When you have to clench your cheeks and something really reeks... DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!

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      niko 4 years ago

      when you're going down the slide an you start to slip and slide diarrhea diarrhea

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      pug 4 years ago

      my dog is cute diarrhea, diarrhea

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      blc is a boss and sub0307 , billy 0 3 4 years ago

      when you fall on the dirt and your but starts to squirt diarrhea ,diarrhea

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      billy 0 3 and sub0307 4 years ago

      when your opening a bathroom door and something brown is on the floor diarrhea,diarrhea

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      sub0307 4 years ago

      when your driving on a boat and something starts to float diarrhea,diarrhea

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      billy 0 3 4 years ago

      when your climming up a ladder and you here something splatter diarrhea,diarrhea

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      Mary 5 years ago

      When the feelings not that nice and you have to flush it thrice, diarrhea diarrhea!

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      turdy boy 5 years ago

      Some think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

      Pay no strain, just flush down the drain, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

      Some use Comet, but it really makes me wanna vomit, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

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      broski 5 years ago

      some people think its gross, but its really good on toast, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

      if you spank your girlfriends touche and you feel something mushy, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

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      Charles Head 5 years ago

      When your climbing up the ladder and you hear something splatter, Diarrhea.

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      nathan 5 years ago

      when ur in a chevy and u feel something heavy diarhea

      when ur going in to third and u know it aint a turd diarhea

      When yur with ur honey andu feel something runny diarhea

      when ur by a bush and u feel a mush diarhea

      when ur at the mall and your hear a loud fall diarhea

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      nathan 5 years ago

      when ur going into first and u hear a loud burst diarhea dirhea

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      Meg 5 years ago

      I woke up one morning put my feet on the floor, took a 50 yard dash to the bathroom door. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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      sola 5 years ago

      When your reaching for your hat and you feel something splat diarrhea diarrhea

      When your climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter diarrhea diarrhea

      When your singing the blues and something starts to ooze diarrhea diarrhea

      when your eating a chip and your stomach starts to flip

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      chy and cassie 5 years ago

      U think it might b fake util the toilet to shake...diarrhea diarrhea

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      Emily 5 years ago

      When your at a store and they see it in the floor diarrhea

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      Emily fouchey 5 years ago

      When our walking like a cat and you here a splat Diarrhea diarrhea

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      Diarrhea Girl 5 years ago

      I can tell by the smell you're not feeling very well, diarrhea diarrhea.

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      Reco 5 years ago

      When it comes out your bum, like a bullet from a gun..


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      Reco 5 years ago

      It rolled down my leg, like a hard boiled egg....


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      dylan tong 5 years ago

      when your runing down the gutter and you feal the penut butter

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      Orly 5 years ago

      When you're sitting on a swing and you see a brown string...

      Diarrhea, diarrhea!

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      Patrick 5 years ago

      When you have your head down low, and you feel a double blow...

      Diarrhea, diarrhea!

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      Tsing 5 years ago

      On the test you got an A but you still poo all day

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      hissie 5 years ago

      when your walking down a hill and you feel something spill diarrhea diarrhea

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      hissie 5 years ago

      when your climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter Darrhoea Diarrhoea

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      Right rhymes 5 years ago

      I was walking down a lane when I felt a funny pain Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

      So I went behind a bush and it came it in a rush Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

      It came out me bum like a bullet from a gun Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

      You may think this is funny but it very very runny Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

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      MyDancingSpleen 5 years ago

      When you feel the gases start

      but it comes out as a schart

      When your jumping from a plane

      and it's running down your leg

      When you're eating Mexican

      And it squirts out the other end

      When you notice your butt itches

      Cause there something in your britches

      When you're trying to make out

      but then something sprays out

      When you're settin on the pot

      And your stomach's in a knot

      When you've eaten bad chicken

      Now you can barely hold it in

      When you're running for the potty

      Cause your pants are feeling soggy

      When your butthole starts to spit

      When you're not bent ovet yet

      When the geiser starts to blow

      Then you know you need to go

      When you're climbing up a rope

      And farts are wetter than you hoped

      When your at a highschool dance

      And there's wetwork in your pants

      When something smells like eggs

      As its running down your legs

      When you're out in your garage

      and you're ass makes applesauce

      When you're on you way to work

      And your intestines start to hurt

      When you try to hold it in but shit's stormin the trenches and a little bit comes out each time your butt clenches

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      stephieiam 5 years ago

      When you're cheering on your team then your bleacher starts to steam.

      You see some mooshed banana when your in a warm cabbana.

      You just can't take your test when your cheeks are squeezed and pressed.

      Your lips are turning blue and it's dripping in your shoe.

      It really is a drag when your carrying a bag for diarrhea, diarrhea.

      You don't know what you ate, but it seems a little late.

      You can't unlock the door when your poo begins to pour.

      You try to keep a smile and sit in the poo a while.

      There's just no telling why you made that doo doo pie.

      I'm feeling quite alive with my fanny opened wide, diarrhea, diarrhea!

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      stephieiam 5 years ago

      When you're cheering on your team then your bleacher starts to steam.

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      Lee 5 years ago


      When it's running down your leg like scrambled egg it's diarrhoea diarrhoea.

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      Lee 5 years ago

      When it's running down your leg like scrabbled egg it's diarrhoea diarrhoea.

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      M. Muffin 5 years ago

      If you think you've got a rash and then u get a poo tash diarrhoea diarrhoea

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      Brianna 5 years ago

      when the earth begins to quake because of the brown rice cake diarea diarea

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      Callum 5 years ago

      When chillin' with your granny and it comes out of your fanny diarrhea diarrhea

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      Callum 5 years ago

      When you sitting by a tree and it comes out like wee diarrhea diarrhea

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      Matt 5 years ago

      When there's crap in the toilet and a solid log would spoil it - diarrhea diarrhea

      When even a plunger won't make it go down under - diarrhea diarrhea

      When you're pooing out your butt and your on a public bus - diarrhea diarrhea

      When your farts sound like squirts and it really hurts - diarrhea diarrhea

      When butthole is on fire and a throne is all you desire - diarrhea diarrhea

      When you have diarrhea and you think it's ghonerea - diarrhea diarrhea

      When you eat a bunch of corn and you see a bunch of corn - diarrhea diarrhea

      When you blow away the team b/c you've had to many beans - diarrhea diarrhea

      When there is brown liquid coming out of your butt and it won't stop - diarrhea diarrhea

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      Mark 5 years ago

      Hi hi hi hi hi

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      Jacob 5 years ago

      When it all you can take and you can't push the break diarrhea,diarrheba

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      Skuxqueen!(; 5 years ago

      This is my version

      It shot from my ass really really fast diarreha diarreha

      It fell from my hole into the toilet bowl diarreha diarreha

      it splattered the whole room my ass went BOOM!Diarreha Diarreha!

      Thats just some of it the full version's much longer

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      Nate 6 years ago

      When you're down in a hole and you feel it's gonna blow, diarrhea, diarrhea

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      kiki 6 years ago

      Oompa, loompa, doopa-de-dee,

      What do you do to stop the hot runny pee?

      -what do you do to stop feeling so sick?

      - how do you stop that hot runny ick?

      - would you like some pepto or perhaps a hot towel

      - cause’ everyone here doesn’t like to hear you howl

      -And that is my story it’s quite the little rhyme,

      -But I have to go cuz’ its now toilet time!!

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      Chris K. 6 years ago

      You may think your hot shit on a silver platter,

      but your really cold diarrhea on a Paper Plate.

      When your Riding the Subway

      And that feeling won't go away

      Diarrhea diarrhea

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      noelia 6 years ago

      your sitting on the toilet and you feel a little splatter its diaria

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      s1 6 years ago

      when u really have to go some people think its gross but its really good on toast,when ur sittin on a pole its comin out ur hole

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      Lulu 6 years ago

      When it sticks to your bum

      Like a piece of chewing gum.

      When your up in the attic

      It comes out automatic

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      rosie 6 years ago

      when ur twittering all day but you feel an earth quake .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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      6 years ago

      You know it's not fake when you feel your anus shake. Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

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      KO 6 years ago

      If you think you got to poop but it comes out looking like soup, diarrhea diarrhea

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      I'M BROWN!! 6 years ago

      When something hits the fan and lands in the pan!!!

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      lin family 6 years ago

      When you hoping it'll pass and you feel a big blast...dirrea dirrea

      feeling loose cuz its dripping out juice....dirrea dirrea

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      Trey Johntry 6 years ago

      When you're putting on a boot and you feel something scoot...diarrhea diarrhea

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      Munchkin 6 years ago

      It sticks to your bum

      Like pedigree chum

      Diarrhoea diarrhoea :)

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      jared 6 years ago

      People think its gross but its really great on toast diarrhea diarrhea

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      Wenchi 6 years ago

      When you're feeling really tense, and you have to hop a fence. Diarrhoea (this is how it's actually spelt folks) Diarrhoea.

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      squiggle 6 years ago

      When you need to take a dump, and mush is gushing out your rump. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

      When you're hurrting in your gut, and it's oozing out your butt. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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      Toni 6 years ago

      I swear I had diarrhea a few days ago and it didn't feel good at all! I could barely get ready for work. My morning routine went like this.

      When you skip that orange juice, cause your bowels feel quite loose.

      Diarrhea, diarrhea.

      When you're trying to take a shower, but your stomach feels so sour.

      Diarrhea, diarrhea.

      When you're trying to floss and brush, and your butt is gushing mush.

      Diarrhea, diarrhea.

      When you're putting on a shirt, and you feel those Hershey squirts.

      Diarrhea, diarrhea.

      When you're putting on your pants and you do the poo poo dance.

      Diarrhea, diarrhea.

      When you're putting on your shoes, and your butt begins to ooze.

      Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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      Anonymous 6 years ago

      I was walking down a ramp, when I felt my stomach cramp.

      But the pain was soon all gone, so I just kept walking on.

      Then my tummy caught an ache, and my butt began to quake.

      I wasn't feeling quite so hot, so I ran straight to a pot.

      I sat right down on the loo, and my butt spewed liquid poo.

      It was brown and it was mushy, it was coming out my tushy.

      It was chunky, gross, and thick, I was feeling kinda sick.

      Then it stopped and I felt done, but I'd really just begun.

      As I left out of the door, I felt my belly quake once more.

      Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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      Ace Spade  6 years ago

      When you go to take a dump, and it's coming out in lumps, Diarrhea, diarrhea.

      When you hear it go "Kerplunk!" and it's coming out in chunks, Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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      Anonymous  6 years ago

      When you're drinking sweet iced tea, and your butt begins to pee.

      When it hurts inside your gut, and poop is shooting out your but.

      When you're just not feeling hot, and you're running to the pot.

      When you know you have to leave, cause your butt is gonna heave.

      When you're feeling rather wrong, cause you've been crapping all day long.

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      Tiger Strike  6 years ago

      When you're trying to eat some nuts, but it's comin out your butt...

      When you're visiting the zoo, and you've really gotta poo...

      When your tummy starts to bubble, and you know you're in for trouble...

      When you're just not having fun, and you know that it's the runs...

      When you're just not feeling mellow, and your poops are wet and yellow...

      When you know you've got the trots, and you're looking for a pot..

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      purple dragon  6 years ago

      When your stomach starts to cave, and it's coming out in waves.

      Diarrhea, diarrhea

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      mex 6 years ago

      I was walking down the lane when i felt a funny pain, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

      So i went behind a bush, and it came out in a rush, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

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      Hey Lois! Diarrea! 6 years ago

      Y'know there's just no goin' back when it trickles down you crack, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

      When your playing with your pet and your pants start feeling wet, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

      When you swore it was a toot, but felt is was a messy poot, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

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      CassieandCindy 6 years ago

      When you're feeding all you're fish and you feel something swish, Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea!

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      9w4ufp345789 6 years ago

      when your running in a park and you hear a little fart diarrea x2

      when you feel it in your pants like little tiny ants diarrea x2

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      chewy 6 years ago

      You guys are gross. If I just finished eating double and my ass starts to bubble, is it diarrhea, diarrhea?

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      Chris 6 years ago

      When ur climbing up a ladder n u feel something splatter

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      SOG MEMEBA 7 years ago

      when your havin sex and you get perplexed diarrea diarrea

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      LoKi 7 years ago

      When you need a lock for your flap cos its running like a tap diarrhea diarrhea

      When you're feeling a flood and everyone thinks its mud diarrhea diarrhea

      When it's covered the whole ground and you think your gonna drown diarrhea diarrhea

      When you got a heavy load and your gonna explode diarrhea diarrhea

      When you start to get jumpy cos its coming out lumpy

      diarrhea diarrhea

      When its all you can take and you cant push the brakes diarrhea diarrhea

      When there's nothing you can do so you let out the goo diarrhea diarrhea

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      Zak 7 years ago

      When you're in a little muddle, cos your standing in your puddle diarrhea diarrhea

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      Todd 7 years ago

      When you are eating brocollini and you're wearing a brown bikini

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      cliffdaddy 7 years ago

      when your playing in the park and you feel a little spark diarrhea diarrhea

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      cliffdaddy 7 years ago

      when your drinking in the bar and it flies really far diarrhea diarrhea

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      spooshpoo 7 years ago

      when your walkin' down the street and its drippin on your feet diarrhea diarrhea

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      David 7 years ago

      When the loose stool

      Makes a mini pool

      Diarrhea Diarrhea

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      Laura 7 years ago

      When your climbing up a tree

      and it dribbles down your knee,

      Diarrhea Diarrhea

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      Tab 7 years ago

      When you pull down your pants, and you drown all the ants, diarrhea, diarrhea

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      i gotta go 7 years ago

      when your sliden into first and you feel somethin burst diarrhea, diarrhea

      if your eatin hot wings and your butt begins to sing diarrhea, diarrhea