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Dumb, Dumber And Dumbest

Updated on January 27, 2015

Dumbest Things, Dumbest People, Dumbest Actions

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We all run into things that just seem plain dumb. Whether it is something someone said, a stupid act, or some article of clothing. Maybe it is me. But lately there seems to be a lot of it out there. So, with that in mind, an idea for a lens has been born.

We have probably all said, at one time or another, "That's the dumbest thing I have ever seen." But, we know that someone else has probably seen dumber things. I am hoping you will find something different here.

You might find your "dumb" line in the form of a tag, "Don't iron clothes on the body". Or it might be a sign posted at a correctional facility "Do Not Pickup Hitchhickers". Or the "No Stopping at any Time" sign posted above a Stop sign. Or, there was the billboard by the Illiterate Foundation that read, "Illiterate? Write for free help". Isn't it fun. Enjoy!

Greenbox - From Accident Reports

A bull was standing near-by and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.

A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

A lamp-post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places.

After the accident a working gentleman offered to be a witness in my favour.

By the way, I believe if I had lost my head the accident could have been worse.

First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car.

DUMB QUOTES - CREDIT: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library

"All of a sudden, we see riots, we see protests, we see people clashing. The next thing we know, there is injured or there is dead people. We don't want to get to that extent." —California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on the dangers posed by gay marriage

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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —President George W. Bush

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And the award for the Dumbest Quote of 2004:

"Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!" —Howard Dean's Iowa concession speech (Click audio and remixes of the Dean scream)

Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest.

Dumb, Dumber And Dumbest

By Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years, reporting on everything from sports to politics.

The positions of most urban liberals on firearms are dumb, dumber and dumbest.

It is dumb to suppose that the way to decrease crime is to make sure all potential victims of violent crime are disarmed. It is dumber yet to believe that a criminal will obey a gun-control law. No bank robber or rapist has ever set out and then stopped and said, "Gosh, I don't have a permit for this weapon, so I guess I'd better not rob that bank or rape that girl." No serial killer has ever said: "Gosh, I can't kill this person with an unregistered weapon. That would be against the law."

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Items You Won't Believe Are Illegal

Flame Throwers - legal....wow!

Yes. There are currently no federal laws governing or restricting the ownership of flame-throwing devices. Some states have laws restricting possession of flamethrowers, with violations only considered to be misdemeanors, but 40 states have absolutely no laws whatsoever concerning flamethrowers. Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana.

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7 Best Dumbest Blog Widgets Ever

http://bestofstupid.com/

Everybody has widgets somewhere on their blog. Some are neat, entertaining, even useful. So what are the dumbest blog widgets ever? I think I found them!

Dumb Blog Widget #1: Wax On Wax Hoff

Go ahead - try your luck at waxing off chest hair, complete with sound effects and comments. If this doesn't keep your blog visitors around, what will? You can see it at the site above (10 dumbest widgets).

Dumb Blog Widget #2: Shave My Yeti. If waxing isn't your thing, maybe you could offer to your blog visitors instead a Yeti to shave? Why not? (10 dumbest widgets).

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Dumb and Dumber Song - From the movie

Dumbest Guys In The World

Opps, That One Slipped

Oklahoma City: Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should of blown your (expletive) head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a 30-year sentence.

Link Along With Me! - The Chains That Bind

On a truck in front of a CASKET store in Dallas:

BOXES TO GO

WOW

I think you can buy just about anything.

Electronic Yodelling Pickle

Screaming Chicken Toy

Get One of These to Scare-off Your Attacker!

Tower of Human Teeth

Crazy Dentist?

REAL WEIRD

Dumb Things People Do

What is your experience. Share with us your dumbest, funniest story!

What's Your Experience with Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest.

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      tammytan4 

      6 years ago

      Very funny, thanks for the laughs

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      Pete Schultz 

      7 years ago

      fun and interesting observatiojns, I love the comment on flamethrowers. Ain't America great?

    • blue22d profile imageAUTHOR

      blue22d 

      7 years ago

      Thank you for stopping by. I've updated a couple of things, especially the screaming chicken video that didn't work.

    • JJNW profile image

      JJNW 

      7 years ago from USA

      Lol... very good job.

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      julieannbrady 

      7 years ago

      Well, I saw the title "Dumb, Dumber And Dumbest" and my head exploded. Oh, well maybe not really. But I was thinking of some things. How about Larry Curly and Moe too?

    • Jack2205 profile image

      Jack 

      8 years ago

      This is funny. 5 stars

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      Deb Kingsbury 

      8 years ago from Flagstaff, Arizona

      This was fun! So relieved to know I can go out and buy me a flame thrower. For what, I have no idea.

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      jgelien 

      8 years ago

      Love it! 5 stars

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      papawu 

      9 years ago

      Really hilarious stuff. As long as it's not me doing the stupid, I can laugh about it.

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      oneskms 

      9 years ago

      Love the - by the way, I believe if I had lost my head the accident could have been worse

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      Achim Thiemermann 

      9 years ago from Austin, Texas

      Fuuu-neee! :-) 5*s

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