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Dwight Schrute

Updated on December 30, 2010

Dwight Schrute: paper salesman, enforcer of office policy, lovable dweeb

Dwight Schrute is a very important part of The Office, as Assistant (to the) Regional Manager.  If you haven't seen The Office yet, make room on your Tivo!  It's a sharply funny, sometimes uncomfortably politically incorrect, pseudo-documentary style sitcom.  You'll have to watch it to see what I mean. 

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PS... NBC/Universal have become quite militant about having their shows removed from YouTube, so the Dwight clips are disappearing quickly. I apologize for the disappointment and hope you enjoy the rest of the stuff here. 

Four reasons to love Dwight Schrute

1. Dwight is a man of integrity. It makes him ill to break his word.

2. Dwight is hilarious, except he doesn't know it.

3. Dwight is sexy, in an awkward, clammy hands sort of way, but only if you're Angela.

4. Dwight is a nerd, and I can't help loving nerds.

Dwight's bobblehead

The best Dwight collectible ever!

get your own bobblehead

I love the scene where Dwight opens his mysterious Valentine gift from Angela, and it's his own bobblehead! You can actually get your own now. Display it proudly for all to see! The Office Dwight Schrute Bobblehead

Jim as Dwight and Dwight as Jim - another classic clip from The Office, featuring Dwight

Jim Halpert: [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight] Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.

Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...

Jim Halpert: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... what is going on? What are you doing?

let me know what you think

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Jim's Pranks on Dwight: video compilation

Don't be drinking anything while you're watching these.

Dwight Schrute vs. Vampire Bat

QUESTION: Which is better?

Dwight has some experience with both vampires and werewolves. He shot a werewolf once, but by the time he got to it, it had turned back into his neighbor's dog. Also, he witnessed Jim's life change when a vampire bat invaded the office. So, what do you think? Sound off in this Dwight-style debate!

Which creature would you rather be?

Vampire

Vampire

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    • Paul 6 years ago from Montreal

      Vampires do better with the babes!

    • anonymous 8 years ago

      Vampire, because then I can make out with Edward Cullen.

    • theXodus 8 years ago

      Vampire because you control what you do... a werewolf just turns into an uncontrollable beast...

    • anonymous 8 years ago

      i would rather be a vampire.

    Werewolf

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      • anonymous 5 years ago

        Vampires remind me too much of gay movies and things so only cuz of that id have to go with werewolfs

      • anonymous 6 years ago

        Fact: Werewolves.

      • anonymous 7 years ago

        i get to transform and scare the hell out of people and i get to go and run around at night and howl at the moon fun!!

      • anonymous 8 years ago

        WRONG!

        obv. a vampire/werewolf would win any day.

      Dwight and Angela

      Here are some highlights of Dwight's secret relationship with officemate Angela, the uptight accountant.

      Dwight and Jim video

      This is funny! Dwight is busy pontificating about the relative likelihood of being attacked from behind versus a frontal attack, and Jim surprises him. I just can't help laughing!

      Share your stories, sightings, thoughts, rants, raves...

      Have you met Dwight? Is there a Dwight in your office? - tell me about it!

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          coreyweb 9 years ago

          Super lens! No Dwights around here, but I've worked with one or two in the past. Jim as Dwight was one of my favorite scenes.

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          seth godin 9 years ago

          Hey Corey, I thought you were Dwight!

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          coreyweb 9 years ago

          Hmmmmm. If you don't know it is you, it must be you!

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          Heather Weaver 9 years ago from Colorado

          Yes, Jim as Dwight is an awesome scene! I love the line about bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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          AnneMiranda 9 years ago

          I went to high school with a couple guys like Dwight...he's SO FAMILIAR!

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          Aika 9 years ago

          love your lens and love The Office. No more to say! :)

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          ShortSaleRealtor 9 years ago

          great lens 5 stars 4 u

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          KimGiancaterino 9 years ago

          Another great lens. I've never seen this show, but the video clips are fantastic! I also like Rainn Wilson.

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          anonymous 9 years ago

          Dwight is so adorable and goofy

          I have the biggest crush on him now.

          [no jokes]

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          anonymous 9 years ago

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          bookcat 9 years ago

          Lots of awesome material! Comprehensive!

          Consider adding to my group, "All about the Office!

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          thomasz 9 years ago

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          kurtkrejny 9 years ago

          Thanks for adding the Dwight Schrute Quotes from QuotesFromTheOffice.com!

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          DesignerTeez 9 years ago

          Great lens about the fantastic office character Dwight. Rainn Wilson is great in any roles that he attacks, but especially this one.

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          anonymous 9 years ago

          Love Dwight, Love The Office! Great lens.

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          bdkz 8 years ago

          Great lens. I love this guy. 5 Stars and a Squid Angel Blessing!

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          anonymous 8 years ago

          Wonderful job on this lens! I think this lens wants to join the Squid Who Ever Group. :D

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          Kiwisoutback 8 years ago from Massachusetts

          Dwight rules. Great lens, you've compiled a lot of excellent Dwight moments. As Dwight would say, "Ryan started the fire!!..."

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          anonymous 8 years ago

          Question: Which Schrute is the best Schrute.

          Dwight Schrute?

          Wrong. Momma Schrute, because she can produce more Dwight Schrutes

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          dstarbeam 8 years ago

          Just found out that Dwight's movie, The Rocker is now coming out Aug 20th. Can't wait to see Dwight as a rock star! Looks like it's going to be just as funny as The Office. Check it out: www.rockermovie.com

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          Glitz313 8 years ago

          "Wow! I just checked out the website for Rainn's new movie """"The Rocker"""" and it looks so freakin' funny. He is a true rockstar!

          You HAVE to check this out. www.rockermovie.com.

          Can't wait to see it on Aug 20!!"

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          anonymous 8 years ago

          Just found out that Dwight's new movie, "The Rocker" is now coming out Aug 20th. Can't wait to see Dwight as a rock star! Looks like it's going to be just as funny as The Office. Check it out: www.rockermovie.com

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          qlcoach 8 years ago

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          alicesy 8 years ago

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          anonymous 8 years ago

          I just saw this website - looks like Dwight has kidnapped Pam!! Chck it out, it's really funny.

          www.freejennanow.com

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          anonymous 7 years ago

          Turns out that Dwight is the reason the Scranton Branch is so successful. Even research at BYU says so!

          http://byunews.byu.edu/archive09-Mar-liljenquist.a...

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          Thomas F. Wuthrich 7 years ago from Michigan

          An excellent lens on a great character on the best show on television. I never fail to laugh out loud when I tune in. And, in fact, I laughed out loud plenty when I read the Dwight quotes you've presented up. Lots of fun visiting this lens. Gotta lensroll it it each of my funny lenses.

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          InkedEmma 7 years ago

          Great lens on Dwight! He's my favorite :) 5*** So much awesome content here, I'm going to lensroll it for my Office lens. Thank you!

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          JenOfChicago LM 7 years ago

          Very cute - Dwight is hilarious!

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          JamestheJustonE 6 years ago

          I'd rather be a beet farmer and be armed for either ww or vamp...

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          Paul 6 years ago from Montreal

          Hilarious quotes :)

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          callinsky lm 6 years ago

          I love Dwight. He was by far my favorite character on the Office. He is actually a handsome man without the Office glasses and Office hair.

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          turner-bob 6 years ago

          Dwight is one of my favorites. Nice lens!

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          gbailey 4 years ago

          Love the bobblehead. Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica!

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          skjk3318 lm 3 years ago

          Thrasher, Crasher, FIREBALL! One hell of a black belt Dwight, maybe he can join the UFC now?

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