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Easter Puns

Updated on April 12, 2012

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

"Bugs Bunny," of course.

It's true - I quit believing in the Easter Bunny a long, long time ago. But what I think, thankfully, isn't the point. It's what the children think that counts.

Easter, like Christmas, is for the kids. Sure - the adults buy the eggs, the egg dye, the candy and the Easter basket grass, but it's the kids that we do it for.

In similar fashion, then, this lens is for the kids, so take the time to share these puns and jokes with a youngster or two, and Ye shall be rewarded.

Hoppy Easter!

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end!

A rabbit's nose cannot be twelve inches long, because then it would be a foot.

When you cross a bunny with a spider, do you get a harenet?

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? (The Easter Bunana!)

A line of rabbits walking backwards is a receding hareline.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

Does the Easter Bunny stay healthy through Eggercise?

Wascally Wabbits!

(For the child in all of us...)

When you cross a rabbit with a boy scout, do you get a boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street?

When you cross a rabbit with an elephant, do you get an elephant that never forgets to eat his carrots?

You can tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group by looking for the grey hares.

When you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny, you get a good Easter.

The Easter Egg hid because he was a little chicken.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.

How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!

The Easter Bunny was really upset - he was having a bad hare day!

Do you know how the Easter Bunnies stay in shape?

Hareobics!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer, of course!

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What do you call a dumb bunny?

A hare brain, you silly person!

Can you catch the Easter Bunny if you hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot?

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? (His lucky people's foot!)

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? (An Easter bunnet)

Don't ever tell an Easter egg a good joke - It might crack up!

Enjoying a chuckle or three?

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What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? (Hot, cross bunnies!)

(When you pour hot water down a rabbit hole, you also get hot cross bunnies!)

Does the Easter Bunny keeps his fur looking great with hare spray?

The Easter Bunny keep his fur neat with a hare brush!

The Easter Bunny travels on hareplanes.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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      anonymous 

      6 years ago

      Great fun page on Easter bunnies.

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