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Entertaining Euphemisms

Updated on January 7, 2013

Welcome to Entertaining Euphemisms

Exactly what is a euphemism and, more importantly, why is it entertaining?

In twenty-five words or less, according to a dazzling dictionary by Mr. Webster, a euphemism is a 16th century-old English noun or figure of speech meaning "the substitution of an agreeable or innoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant".

Why are euphemisms so engaging? Well, I'm glad you asked. Perhaps it's time to sample a few delicious double-entendres and see for yourself!


Note: While pejorative-minded people might refer to the above image as a "babe in the buff", politically-correct people prefer a more vaunting piece of verbiage such as "a mythical non-living, clothing-optional Temptron and oppressed female member of the Eurocentrist power elite and patriarchal lineage mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority".

Euphemism, n. In rhetoric, a figure by which the severe asperity of truth is mitigated by the use of a softer expression than the facts would warrant - as, to call Mr. Charles Crocker ninety-onine kinds of a knave.

-- Ambrose Bierce, from "The Devil's Dictionary" --

Being "over the hill" is far better than being six feet under it! -- Maxine

Being "over the hill" is far better than being six feet under it! -- Maxine
Being "over the hill" is far better than being six feet under it! -- Maxine

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.


What is a "euphemism"?

Well, if you must know, it's "the act of substituting a mild, indirect, or vague term for one considered blunt, harsh, or offensive".

A great number of euphemisms in English come from words with Latin roots. Farb (1974) writes that after the Norman Conquest of England in 1066:

"the community began to make a distinction between a genteel and an obscene vocabulary, between the Latinate words of the upper class and the lusty Anglo-Saxon of the lower. That is why a duchess perspired and expectorated and menstruated--while a kitchen maid sweated and spat and bled."

In the "good 'old' (read over the hill, chronologically-gifted) days" of the English language, there was a dazzling amount of delightful doubletalk not to mention a smattering of simply hilarious handles as seen below:

"brandy" -- referred to as "French Cream" by time-enhanced tabbies and dowager duchesses who added it to their tea (scandal broth)

"breeches" -- bumfiddles, galligaskins, inexpressibles

"brewer" -- Brother of the Bung

"constable" -- bus-napper

"coachman" -- Brother of the Whip

"dealer in fruit" -- costard monger

"eggs" -- cackling farts

"foot boy" -- catch fart

"footman" -- bone picker

"fiddler" -- gut scraper or tormentor of cat gut

"indigent" -- Gentleman of Three Outs, i.e. without money, without wit, and without manners

"match-maker" -- buttock broker

"parson" -- autem bawler who conducts his affairs in an "autem cacle tub" (church meeting hall)

"pimp" -- Brother of the Gusset

"roundabout story or way" - circumbendibus

"salesman's shop" -- Bow-Wow Shop (because the servant barks and the master bites)

"Sergeant At Arms" -- Brother of the Coif

"schoolmaster" -- bum brusher

"shoe-making" -- the art of gentle craft

"tea" -- cat lap, scandal broth

"undertaker" -- embalming surgeon

"upholsterer" -- bug-hunter

"wife" -- comfortable importance

He's one sandwich short of a picnic! (a polite way of say he's a tad fishy!)

He's one sandwich short of a picnic! (a polite way of say he's a tad fishy!)
He's one sandwich short of a picnic! (a polite way of say he's a tad fishy!)

What exactly does "STRIP ME NAKED" mean?

"Well, if you really must know, it's a colorful 18th century expression meaning "gin".


There are plenty of words for places we need but would like to avoid in polite conversation:

Brothel: common bawdy house, house of entertainment, house of ill-repute, massage parlor, red-light establishment, (where littering and loitering are strictly prohibited).

Garbage Dump: Sanitary landfill, municipal refuse yard

Jail: hoosegow, holding unit, secure facility

One Room Living Unit: alternative lifestyle choice, smart-growth choice, studio suite, efficiency unit, granny suite, transit-oriented young lifestyle choice

Bathroom: ablution hut, boghouse, comfort station, garderobe, gentleman's quarters, "his" and "hers", House of Honor, ladies room, lavatory, loo, men's room, necessarium, place of convenience, place of ease, porcelain palace, public washroom, powder room, privy, restroom, room 100, the john, the jakes, the redorter, the tinkle pantry, throne room, washroom, water closet, W.C.

Elderly Accommodation: senior-oriented residence, continum of care lifestyle community, all-inclusive retirement living community, full-service lifestyle residence, assisted-living facility, independent-living facility, wellness and vitality residence


To powder one's nose, to see a man about a dog, to frost a rock, to relieve oneself (by urinating or defecating), to spend a penny, to pay a visit to the head or to the john.


Neil Postman in his book, Crazy Talk Stupid Talk (New York, Delacorte Press, 1976), suggests that a euphemism is an exalted term used in place of a down-to-earth term, or "an attempt to give prettier term to an uglier reality."

And, speaking of "death" and "taxes", American spin doctors have come up with a new term to describe the ravages of war and innovative ways to use tax-payers money to rebuild sandcastles in Iraq as "post-kinetic development".

So, taking our cue from this learned author, there are oodles of pretty names one can use to describe unpleasant realities of life such as "death" and "taxes".

It seems that "taxes" are getting such a bad rap these days that spin-doctors have been working overtime to come up with new variations on one very unpleasant civic duty, to submit to taxation ...otherwise known as "the process of plucking the most amount of feathers from a goose with the least amount of hissing." Whoa, let's celebrate "Tax Free Day"!

It is therefore not surprising that we have an amusing array of terms for taxation: "access fees/charges", "carbon footprint contributions", "civic assessment fees", "direct universal service support", "economic incentives", "economic stimulus packages", "environmental externality factors", "impact fees", "income shifting options", "innovative sources of financing", "late fees", "redistribution of wealth alternatives", "redeployment of revenue", "restructuring of budgets", "revenue enhancements", "service charges", "socially-responsible public investments", "social support subsidies", "transfer payments", "universal service charges", "value-added revenue opportunities", and "user-fees".

As some have suggested, "taxation" (is a legal and mandatory system of professional if not progressive pick-pocketing), better known as a marvellous method of "robbing Peter to pay Paul".

And, when one is complaining about why one's wallet is just a tad lighter these days, just remember what Mark Twain had to say on this matter: "The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."


Do you dread using the "d" word?

The subject of unpleasant realities of life would not be complete without a glimpse at the time-honored taboo topic of "death". And, if one wishes to avoid using this five-letter word, there are a myriad of other quaint if not quirky expressions from which to choose:


arbitrary deprivation of life, ashes to ashes and dust to dust, asleep, assumed room temperature, ate his last supper


basting the formaldehyde turkey, be taken, bereft of life, bite the biscuit, bite the big one, bite the dust, bought the farm, bump[ed] off, buried, buy a pine condo, buy it


cadaverous, called to a higher place, carked it, cashed in their chips, cashed out, ceased to be, check out, checking out the grass from underneath, cold, conk, croak, crossed over, crossed the bar, crossed the River Styx, cut-down, cut-off


danced the last dance, deceased, dead, dead as a doornail, dead meat, defunct, demise, departed, destroyed, diagnostic misadventure of high magnitude, dirt, dirt nap, disappeared without warning, disincentivized, donated the liver pate, done for


eat it, enjoy his/her last dance, enter the slumber room, erased, executed, expended, expired, executive actioned, extinction of the person


faded quickly, failed to fulfill his/her wellness potential, failed to thrive, fatally wounded, final solution, finished, fragged, fried


gathered to his people, get your wings, give up the ghost, going into the fertilizer business, going to the big place in the sky, gone, gone belly-up, gone into the west, gone to a better place, gone to meet their Maker, gone to be with the Lord, gone to sleep, got a one-way ticket




in a better place, in Heaven/Hell, in a kinder gentler place, in repose, in his/her box, in the casket, in the clover, in the eternity box, in the grave, in the ground, in the mortuary, interred


joined the choir invisible, joined the White Buffalo in the sky


kicked the bucket, kicked off, killed


late, left us, lie down with one's fathers, lifeless, liquidated, living-impaired, lost


member of the Boot Hill brigade, metabolic processes are now history, mortified


negative patient care outcome, neutralized, no longer a factor, no longer with us, no more, non-living, nonviable


offed, off the twig


paid Charon's fare, passed away/on/over, pegged it, perished, permanently indisposed, permanently out of print, pining for the fjords, popped his/her clogs, popped off, promoted to Sub-Terranean Truffle Inspector, pushing up the daisies, put down


remains, rest in peace (R.I.P.), returned to the ground, rode off into the sunset, rubbed out, run down the curtain


sell the farm, shuffled off the mortal coil, six-feet under, sleeping with the fishes, snuffed, snuff it, snuffed out, sprouted wings, stiff, stone-dead, succombed, suffered an unfortunate turn of events, sustained a therapeutic misadventure


taking a dirt nap, taken from us, terminal episode, terminally-inconvenienced, terminated, terminated with extreme prejudice, that good night, took his/her last breath, transitioned, T.U. - Toes Up, turn their toes up, turn into a ghost


VSA - Vital Signs Absent


wandering the Elysian fields, went to the big blue baseball field/shopping mall in the sky, whacked, with the ancestors, and last but not least, worm food.



The eighteenth century is full of fun...from inns of inequity to palaces of pleasure, and the English language from Shakespeare onwards has been a riot of linguistic wit and mirthful mayhem.

Here are a few choice phrases referring to the flamboyance of some fly-by-night fellows.

Gentleman Commoner: An empty bottle.

Gentleman's Companion: A louse or gnit.

Gentleman's Master: A highway robber.

Gentleman of Three Ins: A gentleman who is in debt, in jail, and in danger of remaining there for life.

Gentleman of Three Outs: A gentleman who is without credit/money, without wit, and without manners.


Source: "The Vulgar Tongue", Francis Grose, 1785, p. 132.


What does one call a person who studies euphemisms?

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The English language is full of colorful terms for the expulsion of "vagrant airs and volatile subjects" by members of the animal kingdom.

Those who perpetrate foul winds in enclosed places or at inopportune times such as "Puff the Methane Dinosaur" may be referred to as "frigging freepers" "flaming farteurs", "flutterblasters", "fundusbreakers" or simply those who are known by family and friends as "Flatus Factory.

The "random if not reticent release of a wayward wind", or perhaps several "entertaining emissions" may also be referred to in mixed company at a social gathering as "a cocktail party "calico", "a party paradiddle" or "a sumptuous slider". Scientific snobs also known as "Princes of Plotch & Scotch" prefer to define these "enigmatic emanations" as "self-processed, self-propelled and self-stoked organic fuels in a self-contained power plant".


Well, it seems that there are a variety of cute code words for the aging "baby-boomers" who are now referred to by marketers as "zoomers"!

The real question is whether they're willing to accept the entertaining euphemisms for the "elderly":

active-lifestyler, advanced in years, bat, biddy, chronologically-gifted, contemplative character, codger, cougar, crone, curmudgeon, dentured dandy, empty-nester, fogey, Freedom 55er, gaffer, geezer, golden-ager, granny, gramps, grey-hairs, Little Old Lady (LOL), Little Old Man (LOM), longer-living, mature individual, ninny, noteworthy for his/her character lines, octogenarian, old biddy, old coot, old dog, old fox, old soul, oldster, old-timer, over-the-hill, positive ager, prime-timer, retiree, salt-and-pepper generation, self-caring person, senior citizen, senior, seasoned citizen, silver fox, Third-Ager, wise woman, women of a certain age, woman of substance, and young-at-heart.


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Ambrose Bierce, author of "The Devil's Dictionary" had a dandy definition of "euphemism, n. A figure of speech in which the speaker or writer makes his expression a good deal softer than the facts would warrant him in doing... ---, n. In rehetoric, a figure by which the severe asperity of truth is mitigated by the use of a softer expression than the facts would warrant - as, to call Mr. Charles Cocker nine-ty-nine kinds of a knave."

And, speaking of colorful expressions one might use use in everyday conversation instead of "knave", one could say, "My how I adore 'The Arrogant Frog', and 'The Roaring Gimlet' in the afternoon television drama about the nocturnal habits of Vikings, biodegradable hexagons, and the proper use of gravity in 'As the World Churns'!


Image Credit: Arrogant Frog wine label -

WHILE FAT CATS GET FATTER - The rest of us just line their litter boxes.

Today, the word "fat" has been banished from our vocabulary except when referring to those with lots of green backs stuffed in their portly posteriors or gold coins in their gluteus maximus.

So, what words can we use instead"? Well, thankfully, there are many from which to choose:

-- a person of size, ample amusement, a few extra pounds (usually found as a description in dating profiles)

-- big-boned or buxom babe (often a description of a female vocalist)

-- chubby or chunky (babies or chocolate bars)

-- corpulent, cuddly and curvy (females)

-- fluffy, full-bodied, full-figured (female)

-- girth-control challenged or gravitationally-challenged (people)

-- gargantuan (big piece of property or product)

-- generously-proportioned or gently-rounded (people)

-- hefty (large reliable PVC garbage bags)

-- heavyset, heavyweight, husky-build (boxers, weight-lifters, wrestlers, truck-drivers)

-- ladies with love-handles or larger feminine form (females)

-- more of me to love (large Lotharios and wide wenches)

-- obese, overweight

-- paunchy, pleasingly plump, plentiful, porcine, portly, potbellied (people)

-- plus-sized or prime figures (clothing or people)

-- queen-sized (mattresses & beds)

-- robust, rounded, rotund or Rubenesque (people)

-- stocky or stout build (people)

-- super-sized (meals)

-- X-large (clothing)


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He once applied for a job...but possessing an intellect rivalled only by garden tools, regrettably he did not qualify for the entry-level position in the cutting-edge and highly competitive field of talking to plastic plants let alone watering them.


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In the world of political correctness, inspired by a deep desire to be as "inoffensive" as possible, the word "Christmas", let alone "crackers", has for all intents and purposes been banished. In it's place, we have a better brand of bland, blah or downright balmy-- take your pick! And, you can forget about "Jack Frost nipping at your door", because he's now known as a "person of snow" you know.

If truth be told, as long as respectful retailers offer us meaningless merchandise occasions, including a secular symbol like Santa to sell stuff, consumers will be happy.

So, in case you're stuck for words or knowing what to say, you've got plenty of entertaining euphemisms for this festive time of year and all that goes with it:

"I'm pleased to see that the Secular Seasonal Spirit is alive and well!", "Happy Hanukkah", "Happy Kwanza", "Happy Holidays", "Happy Respect for the Mid-Life, Aged and Newborn Day", "Have a Happy Ho-Ho-Ho Holiday", "Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter", "From Santa Claus -- A purely platonic expression of innoffensive mutual affection!", "Season's Greetings", "Wishing You and Yours a Whateveryouwannakah", "Hope you're enjoying a wonderful Winter Wonderland!", or just "Merry Mythmas".

Oh, and don't forget to say how much you appreciate that "tacky trinket tree" in the mall, in your neighobors back yard, or in the office.

T'was the night before Christmas in the Politically-Correct Land of Wink'n Blink'n & Nod

That the experientially-enhanced, generously-proportioned male set out on a sleigh with nine anthropomoric animals to deliver gifts to members of the younger generation.

If truth be told, Santa Claus was embarrassed at having to undergo full body scans or that other peculiar practice involving pesky pat-downs. He was equally dismayed at the thought of having to tiptoe through the tulips (so as not to disturb the fairies), and totally exhausted by the latest health edict demanding that he adhere to Section 42 subsection 42.1.2 detailing the correct way to blow a kiss (so as not to contaminate anyone or anything within three feet or its equivalent in the metric system). And finally, he was just a tad fatigued by the notion that he might actually have to remember all those fancy new politically-correct buzzwords, (or he could face the full force of the law for failing to use the appropriate language in front of minors or other very important people).

Frankly dear readers, exactly what was he supposed to do?

"Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck,

How to live in a world that's politically correct?

His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".

"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.

And labour conditions at the North Pole

were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,

Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear

That Santa had better hire more than just reindeer.

So Dancer and Prancer, Comet and Cupid

Were replaced with 4 pigs, and that really looked stupid!

The runners were removed from Santa's fine sleigh;

And the struts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.

Some people had started to call for the cops

When they heard funny noises on their rooftops.

And second-hand smoke from his pipe left workers quite frightened.

And his fur trimmed red suit was deemed "Unenlightened."

And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,

Rudolf was suing over unauthorised use of his nose.

He went on Geraldo, in front of the nation,

Demanding millions in over-due compensation.

So, half of the reindeer took off with his wife,

Who knew she'd had quite enough of this strife.

She joined a self-help group, and became quite a whiz,

Demanding from now on to be called just "Ms."

And as for the gifts, why, he'd never had a notion

That making a choice could cause this commotion.

Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,

Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.

Nothing that might be construed to pollute.

Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot.

Nothing that clamoured or made lots of noise.

Nothing for just girls, or just for the boys.

Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.

Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.

No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.

Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.

And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,

Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.

For they raised the hackles of those psychological

Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;

Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;

And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, dishevelled, perplexed;

He just couldn't figure out what to do next.

He tried to be merry, he tried to be gay,

But you've got to be careful with that word today.

His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;

Nothing acceptable was to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might

Give to all without angering the left or the right.

A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,

Each group of people, every religion;

Every ethnicity, every hue,

Everyone, everywhere...even you.

So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth,

May you and your loved ones, enjoy peace on Earth.


Image Credit: Santa Joy Boy - - 2009 12

Script Credit: Unknown


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GOOD GAWD GUESTBOOK - This is your chance to leave a little laughter behind by sharing your own entertaining euphemisms with the rest of the wonky word lovers.

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      7 years ago

      What an amazing lens. I'm speechless, sort of.

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      8 years ago

      Came back to bless this, it made me laugh again! ... *blessed!*

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      8 years ago

      enjoyed this tonight, brought a smile to my face.

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      Mahogany LM 

      8 years ago

      Great lens :)

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      8 years ago

      I'm amazed there are so many different ways to say dead. Very entertaining read.

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      8 years ago

      Fantastic lens about words!

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      9 years ago

      You are right, this was very entertaining.

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      Nice Lens

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      9 years ago

      Interesting, lol, lol.

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      Carolan Ross 

      9 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Very entertaining, funny & interesting collection of quips. Faved & lensrolled.

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      sridharsix lm 

      9 years ago

      funny pictures and hilarious lens. I will apply euphemism in my lens too:)

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      9 years ago

      I have read several now. You are funny and too cool. I love your sense of humor.

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      9 years ago

      The sound of one hand clapping! (works for so many things...)

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      9 years ago

      What a FUN lens!

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      10 years ago

      Once more 5 stars...

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      10 years ago

      [in reply to reggie]

      How about "loan ranger?"


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      Treasures By Brenda 

      10 years ago from Canada

      Another nicely done humor page & another blessing!

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      10 years ago

      Love euphemisms. I'm looking for a good one for 'debt collector'. Anyone help me out?

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      11 years ago

      Very funny!

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      Annie McMahon 

      11 years ago from New Jersey

      Very entertaining! I had read a part of the "ex-parrot" sketch before, but seeing the sketch helps me understand the context. Great lens!

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      Linda Hoxie 

      11 years ago from Idaho

      Welcome to the Bucket List Headquarter Group. I suppose "kicking the bucket" is one of those euphemisms. Great lens!

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      11 years ago

      Brilliant - 5 stars - I love the humor of language. Check out The Funniest Ambiguous Newspaper Headlines


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