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Firefly and Serenity T-shirts and Trivia

Updated on August 6, 2013

Defeat the quizzes to prove your worth and your right to wear the Shiny t-shirts!

Firefly was an iconic television series, directed by Joss Whedon, that was tragically and infamously cut off in its prime by Fox. More recently the loose ends were somewhat tied up with the film Serenity.

Firefly is a science fiction western story of the universe in the future, after the Alliance has more or less taken over the known planets. Rag-tag cowboys like Captain Malcolm Reynolds fly around on the edges of the law trying to make ends meet and avoiding the Alliance as much as possible. And then they take on some passengers with a lot to hide...

[This page is a work in progress! All the t-shirts are here to look through, but I'm still writing the quizzes and extras ^_^ Have fun and excuse any unfinished bits!]

Have You Seen Firefly? What about Serenity?

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Inevitable Betrayal - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... this land."

Ripple Junction Firefly Sudden Betrayal Adult T-shirt
Ripple Junction Firefly Sudden Betrayal Adult T-shirt

* Inspired by the TV series Firefly

* Of course, the stegosaurus gets eaten

* Chocolate brown tee with cream-colored graphic

* 100% cotton shirt

Just like British actors in American film, poor theropods always end up playing the bad guys. At the beginning of the pilot for Firefly (well, okay, after the beginning beginning), Wash has those plastic dinosaurs, one of which is a Tyrannosaurus or an Allosaurus. Either way, it's a theropod that's about to be vilified. Let's face it. Whenever you have two plastic dinosaurs together, you know it's gonna end with one of them being eaten, so if you've got a carnivore and an herbivore, you know who has the upper ... er... appendage. Especially since the Stegosaurus is all, "Ehn. Ehn. I gots only orthal movements in mah jaw. Ehn." We just hope the Stegosaurus got to use the thagomizer (Gary Larson should get to name all these things) before its untimely end.

 

How did you score?

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So do you know what you're talking about?

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So did you crash or fly?

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Did you win?

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Damage My Calm Serenity Firefly Jayne T-shirt - "You are beginning to damage my calm"

FIREFLY-TEE DAMAGED MY CALM XXL
FIREFLY-TEE DAMAGED MY CALM XXL

This Serenity tshirt features an image of Jayne Cobb (Adam Baldwin) with his cool quote from the movie "You are beginning to damage my calm" in a military stencil style typeface. Cobb is the mercenary of the group, cunning and battle-hardened. Based on TV show "Firefly", Joss Whedon's Serenity was released in 2005 to critical acclaim and box office success. This is an olive colored Serenity tshirt.

 

Did you channel the wisdom of Buddha successfully? Or will you be reincarnated as a bug?

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Are you a hero? Or did you misbehave?

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FIREFLY / SERENITY Movie LOGO PATCH - Iron-on patches with the Firefly Logo!

FIREFLY / SERENITY Movie LOGO PATCH
FIREFLY / SERENITY Movie LOGO PATCH

Embroidered Patch from the Sci-Fi Classic TV Series FIREFLY Features the Serenity Logo Measure 3 inches in height Patch can be either sewn or ironed on

 

More Firefly/Serenity Patches and Pins

Blue Sun Firefly Serenity T-Shirts

In this crazy 26th century, Blue Sun is the company you can depend on. You probably know us through some of the universe's favorite foods, including Blue Sun Cola and Fruity Oaty Bars, but we do more than that. Much more. We go where we are needed, and wherever there are settlers, there's a need for Blue Sun. We work to identify and address problems in colonies and create solutions, spreading happiness wherever we go. We are committed to creating sustainable colonies, because you are Blue Sun's most valuable product!

We have a presence in locations as varied as the Space Bazaar Sky Plex and downtown Capital City on Osiris. And although you can find us throughout the universe, you'll find our approach is very close-to-home -- very hands-on. Our goal is to be right there for you -- always! Terraforming can turn a rock into a habitable world, but the presence of Blue Sun makes a place truly livable.

We'd be proud for you to wear one of our corporate logo shirts. Our logo is printed in navy blue on a military green 100% cotton shirt. Goes well with everything, whether you're a mudder or an accountant.

Editor's note: This is NOT identical to Jayne's shirt on the show. His shirt uses a Chinese character for blue which was deprecated as the show progressed. The Serenity logo is printed on this shirt, smaller, beneath the Blue Sun text.

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    • WaynesWorld LM profile image

      WaynesWorld LM 5 years ago

      "Like a leaf in the wind."

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      Steve Dizmon 5 years ago from Nashville, TN

      I was sorry to see Firefly canceled. At least the few episodes completed are easily available.

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      Science-Fiction-Fan 5 years ago

      I'm a great fan of Firefly

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      TravelingRae 6 years ago

      Loved this lens! So much fun! I named my RV after the infamous Miranda planet in 'Serenity.'

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Loved the show, loved the movie, love the lens!

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      Edit Photos 6 years ago from Earth

      Great quizzes - a show I only just watched - wish it had lasted longer!

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      FlynntheCat1 6 years ago

      @LabKittyDesign: Is it bad that what you said made perfect sense to me?

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      LabKittyDesign 6 years ago

      They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are.

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      C A Chancellor 6 years ago from US/TN

      Wonderful quizzes -- tough but lots of fun! Blessed.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      OMG! I was sure of myself on that last test module and got every non-existent question correct, honestly, I'm not pulling your leg too hare am I! I actully just proved the importance of actually knowing something about the subject, I figured "how bad could I do on serentiry and fireflies", well, I sure did fine out~

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      BuckHawkcenter 6 years ago

      You clearly have too much time on your hands that you can know this set-up so well. Funny, funny, funny.