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The best FRIENDS quotes ever

Updated on May 9, 2013

Welcome to my favourite FRIENDS quotes!

So you like the TV show Friends and the goings on at Central Perk coffee house? Well you have defiantly found the right lens!

This lens shares a wide range of great quotes from all six of the main friends characters. There are some fab ones!

I will be updating this page with new quotes on a regular basis so keep an eye out!

Chandler Bing

General funny man whose job nobody can really work out. Ross' college room-mate, so has known him for years. In early seasons Chandler shares a flat with Joey. Not great with women but eventually ends up marrying Monica. Played by Matthew Perry.

Joey Tribbiani

Womaniser who has been out with most of the women in New York. He is an actor who occasionally has lucky breaks. Lives with Chandler for the majority of the time but has also spend time as a room-mate to Rachel, Ross and Janine. Joey isn't the sharpest tool in the box and tends to be kept on the straight and narrow by Ross and Chandler. Played by Matt Le Blanc.

Ross Geller

Ross is very into dinosaurs and works as a palaeontologist at the Natural History Museum and as a lecturer for NYU. He has always loved Rachel since he was a teenager. They go through twists and turns and have a very on-off relationship. They have a child called Emma. Ross also has a son with his first wife Carol (who turned out to be gay). He's been married three times in all. Played by David Schwimmer.

Rachel Green

Rachel is a bit ditzy and works as a waitress in Central Perk during early seasons. She then goes on to work for Ralph Lauren. She is Monica's best friend and has been since they were in high school together. Lives with Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Ross at different points. Played by Jennifer Aniston.

Monica Bing (Geller)

Monica is Ross' little sister and works as a chef. She runs her own restaurant and is married to Chandler. Used to be fat during high school and now loves cooking food instead. Mother of the group. Ends up adopting twins when she and Chandler discover they can't have children. Played by Courteney Cox Arquette.

Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe has a very quirky character and works as a masseuse. She plays her guitar on a regular basis in Central Perk and has very weird and wonderful songs! Her biggest hit is smelly cat. Tends to be Joey's side kick as their personalities are very similar. Played by Lisa Kudrow.

Remember to vote in our poll for your favourite Friend!

My Favourite FRIENDS quotes

  1. Phoebe:If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
  2. Chandler: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
  3. Judy Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress.

    Nora Bing: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.

    Charles Bing: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.

    Nora Bing: Honey, it isn't good luck.

  4. Rachel: Wha... married?

    Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!

    Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?

  5. Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!
  6. Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.

    Chandler: Du-ude!

    Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?

    Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...

    Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude"?

    Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.

    Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God.

    Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

  7. Janice: Oh... my... God!
  8. Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.

    Chandler: You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!

  9. Ross: We were on a break!

    Chandler: Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!

  10. Phoebe: Oh, my God! The foster puppets!
  11. Carol: Oh, what do you know? No-one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"
  12. Chandler: I'm thinking of having an affair with your wife! Oh, you know what, I just did!

    Joey: Really?

    Chandler: No, freak show! She's fictional!

  13. Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

    Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

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More about the FRIENDS

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    • NibsyNell profile image

      NibsyNell 4 years ago

      Oh this has brought back so many memories! :) I miss this show so much! Thank heavens for the box set!

    • budwalker lm profile image

      budwalker lm 6 years ago

      better not mention it :D

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      kt_glasses 7 years ago

      Great lens! I am a huge fan of friends!

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      HappySeasons LM 7 years ago

      You forgot to mention Joey's prodigious appetite for foods! Matt :)