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Epic Cake Fails - Cakes Gone Wrong!

Updated on June 23, 2016

Not all of us have the artistic flair when it comes to baking and decorating the type of masterpieces the "Cake Boss" throws out. That's why you should probably leave the baking of "important" cakes to the professionals.

However, there are a few "professional" bakers who follow their baking passion blindly (or maybe blindfolded). They bake with a 'devil-may-care' attitude and then decorate it with equally reckless abandon.

As it turns out, there are instances that you might have done a better job than the person whose actual job it is/was to bake the cake.

Here is our 'favorite' Cake Fails listed from worse to..er even worse. Prepare to be amazed, disgusted and dumbfounded!!

A birthday is not really a birthday without a cake but there are those rare times when it would have been better if you just forgot the cake on the roof of the car when you picked it up..

Birthday Cake Fail

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Unicorn Poop?Cake and birthdays go together like baseball and...dildos?If the baker was color blind and tripping on acid, it would explain this cake.
Unicorn Poop?
Unicorn Poop?
Cake and birthdays go together like baseball and...dildos?
Cake and birthdays go together like baseball and...dildos?
If the baker was color blind and tripping on acid, it would explain this cake.
If the baker was color blind and tripping on acid, it would explain this cake.

When you leave someone in charge of the baby shower cake, be sure to choose that person very, very carefully or you and your friends / family might spray their drinks all over each other when they see the cake version of you with sprawled legs, popping Jr like a champagne cork. And "yes", I'm referring to an actual cake with the exact theme.

See for yourself..

Baby Shower Cake Fail

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Ethan phone home.The cake comes out with its own censored bits.Baby won't be winning any baby competitions soon..It looks like something out of a horror movie.In case you were not sure of the process..Never leave an 18 year old boy in charge of the cake.Congratulations, it's baby Cthulhu!Just when you think you've seen everything..Creepy baby shower cakes have reached an all time low.
Ethan phone home.
Ethan phone home.
The cake comes out with its own censored bits.
The cake comes out with its own censored bits.
Baby won't be winning any baby competitions soon..
Baby won't be winning any baby competitions soon..
It looks like something out of a horror movie.
It looks like something out of a horror movie.
In case you were not sure of the process..
In case you were not sure of the process..
Never leave an 18 year old boy in charge of the cake.
Never leave an 18 year old boy in charge of the cake.
Congratulations, it's baby Cthulhu!
Congratulations, it's baby Cthulhu!
Just when you think you've seen everything..
Just when you think you've seen everything..
Creepy baby shower cakes have reached an all time low.
Creepy baby shower cakes have reached an all time low.

Want to see more Cake Wrecks? Get the book!

Yes there is a book about cake wrecks called "Cake Wrecks", written by Jen Yates. It will make for a nice coffee table book and you'll chuckle every time you page through it.

Graduasion..Graduacion...Graduation Cake Fail

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Halloween Cake Fail

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This cake is scary alright..the idea of what it might do to your digestive system is plenty scary.I want this cake on a t shirt.Beware the sperm ghost!
This cake is scary alright..the idea of what it might do to your digestive system is plenty scary.
This cake is scary alright..the idea of what it might do to your digestive system is plenty scary.
I want this cake on a t shirt.
I want this cake on a t shirt.
Beware the sperm ghost!
Beware the sperm ghost!

Valentines Cake Fail

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It's only as disturbing as you let it be.This does not make me want to file a restraining order.. At all.
It's only as disturbing as you let it be.
It's only as disturbing as you let it be.
This does not make me want to file a restraining order.. At all.
This does not make me want to file a restraining order.. At all.

Wedding Cake Fail

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"Yes, I'll need a cake in a color that will burn the corneas of every person that lays eyes on it".Congrats Keith and what's-her-face.Never drink and bake or in this case, don't take drugs and bake.They should've camouflaged this cake out of public view.The popular "Cinderella under the sea" theme.Romantic flowers on a wedding cake are so yesterday, let's go with the "cried-out-wedding-guest-tissue" look.Let's crumble some cake on top of the cake and call it icing.A bottle of hundreds & thousands and some funeral flowers on this wedding cake and it's good to go.Barbie's acid flashback.
"Yes, I'll need a cake in a color that will burn the corneas of every person that lays eyes on it".
"Yes, I'll need a cake in a color that will burn the corneas of every person that lays eyes on it".
Congrats Keith and what's-her-face.
Congrats Keith and what's-her-face.
Never drink and bake or in this case, don't take drugs and bake.
Never drink and bake or in this case, don't take drugs and bake.
They should've camouflaged this cake out of public view.
They should've camouflaged this cake out of public view.
The popular "Cinderella under the sea" theme.
The popular "Cinderella under the sea" theme.
Romantic flowers on a wedding cake are so yesterday, let's go with the "cried-out-wedding-guest-tissue" look.
Romantic flowers on a wedding cake are so yesterday, let's go with the "cried-out-wedding-guest-tissue" look.
Let's crumble some cake on top of the cake and call it icing.
Let's crumble some cake on top of the cake and call it icing.
A bottle of hundreds & thousands and some funeral flowers on this wedding cake and it's good to go.
A bottle of hundreds & thousands and some funeral flowers on this wedding cake and it's good to go.
Barbie's acid flashback.
Barbie's acid flashback.

This may very well be where the problem starts.

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