Funny Spam Comments
Some People Leave The Funniest Spam Comments
This is a collection of some of the funny spam comments that people have left on my guestbooks. Spam Comments are so annoying and frustrating, but they can also be really funny as well.
When it comes to Spam, few people like it, but it is a fact of life that in today's world if you have any web pages or even just an email address, you are going to receive spam comments at some point.
One of the problems is that there are programs and scripts that the spammers use to automagically post their comments to guestbooks, as well as to comment on published articles on people's blogs and forums.
It's hard to stop this, although the use of Captcha's has been quite successful, and spam filters like Akismet in Wordpress have been extremely successful in filtering spam comments on Wordpress based blogs, and sending them to a spam folder, where they await manual approval or deletion.
However this lens is not concerned with how to prevent spam and how to deal with it. This lens is a lighthearted look at some of the spam comments that we receive on our guestbooks and articles, and for us to wonder what on earth they were thinking. With a lot of spammers not being native speakers of the English language, the wording and grammar of some of the comments is often just hilarious.
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Why Do People Leave Spam Comments?
Is It Just To Annoy Us...
The purpose of leaving spam comments is of course that the sender hopes to leave a link back to a web site that they want to generate thousands of backlinks to, in the hope that this helps make it more popular in the search engines.
Their comments often contain heavy use of keywords, so that if the comments are approved and the pages that they show up on are listed in the search engines, there is a greater likelyhood of their own sites being ranked higher.
Fortunately for us, the spammers are for the most past not intelligent enough to create anything that can get past the spam filters, and so their efforts more often than not get wasted.
This is good for us, however sometimes genuine comments and emails also get trapped in the filters, so we ought to all check our spam folders weekly just to make sure that there is nothing genuine in there.
More Often Than Not This Is What You Find Posted To Your Guestbook Or Blog
This spammer is trying to sell car insurance, but it's pretty obvious that it's spam, because not only does my blog not have any articles that are about car insurance, the article they were commenting on was News From A Weird World.
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Spammer Asking For Help Via Comment
Does This Person Really Want You To Help Them?
I need your help with something. Yes I am sure you do, but the question that you are asking doesn't make sense, the article you commented on is C Is For Come Find Me, and the fact is that your linked website is trying to sell handbags.
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Error On Your Blog
Are You Absolutely Sure Of That?
Another typical comment, this time promoting a Pet Store, notifies you that your blog will not load correctly. The article commented on in this case was Twitter Post Summary, and guess what browser I use? Firefox 4!
Good day! Great topic, but your blog doesn't load in FF4 beta. Can you help me out? Thank you. x Mickey
Here is another version of this. Sorry I couldn't reply, I was off on Safarri. If you have a problem on your end, best consult a doctor...
Your images are not showing up in Safarri browser, is this error on my end?
Pretty Pathetic If You Ask Me
In Some Cases You Question The Age And IQ Of The Spammer
In some cases the comments are so pathetic and childish as to warrant a quick snigger as you hit the delete key. Guess what this one was promoting...
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Then We Have The Rude Ones
Unnecessary And Guess What?
Leave a ruide comment on a posting and guess what, chances of your comment getting approved went from slim to none down to something rather lower...
This sucks. Just my 2 cents.
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Can You Expand On That
Another One Selling Handbags
I seem to be getting a few of these lately, where the spammer asks for more information on something, but it's obviously spam. And before you ask - I didn't sneeze!
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What Does That Mean Exactly?
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Then you get the curious comments, polite but just weird. Just exactly what is a "rattling nice office", and why did you leave this comment on one of the images on my site? By the way - I'm not interested in your online banking site.
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Sorry Wrong Code Type
Does Anyone Know The Difference Between HTML And BB Code?
Ah yes, the comments that contain pure gibberish, from the user name, text and also the domains. Oh how I wish I had the time to register domains that didn't mean anything. I guess all the decent words have gone already! And these spammers are so dumb, they use BB Code to embed their links instead of HTML, so it doesn't work. I changed the links by the way...
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So Sorry So Spammy...
I almost sobbed with laughter when I read your comment, and by the way, I'm not interested in Wholesale Jordans either...
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It's Incredible What Coincidences You Find Online
Wow here is someone who has a blog that looks like mine. Well they had one that is - probably got deleted for spamming...
Incredible! This blog looks just like my old one! It's on a totally different topic but it has pretty much the same layout and design. Great choice of colors!
Since my Wordpress blog uses a theme that I have heavily modified and customized, it's highly unlikely that theirs looked like mine, other than it might have had 3 columns.
Oh Look War And Peace
I Don't Want To Buy One Of Your Phony Watches Though
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I think it was the Mens had up to get jojo bit that had me laughing the most. Does anyone in here speak fluent gibberish?
Can We Get The Translator Back In Here Please
More Meaningless Gibberish...
Some of these keyword stuffed comments are just absurd, but so easily recognizable as spam. You wonder why they bother, since they are just going to get trashed 99% of the time...
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I don't even care what this one was trying to sell me, and it was posted on one of my weekly Article Summary posts.
I Am More Talented Than I Thought
Look What I Went And Did Now!
Here is yet another bizarre comment that leaves a little to be desired when it comes to command of the English language. It did come complete with embedded links, but they got lost in the translation from my blog to the lens...
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I don't even care what this one was trying to sell me, and it was posted on one of my weekly Article Summary posts.
Is A Post A Day Not Good Enough For You?
Just Another Weird Comment
Some spammers seem to struggle with something to say, and so they end up saying something negative about the blog like they did here. So, is a new post every day not good enough for this person?
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I wasn't interested in their Wholesale Wedding Dresses Ball Gowns either. You are correct, I do have better things to do, like hit the Spam button on your comment...
I Just Want To Reply To Ones Like These
Some Comments Are Just Begging For A Response
Don't you just love comments that sound stupid when you read them? This is a classic...
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Yes I think you should do this by yourself. You are almost certainly going to be reading it by yourself as well...
Some More Excellent Examples
Fresh Spam Today...
These are some wonderful examples that were all left on an article called G Is For Gloomy Mornings.
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Complements Are Welcome
Well As Long As They Are Not Spam
I am not sure what this person was trying to tell me, but it sounded like he enjoyed his visit to my blog:
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How about trying to translate this for me:
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Should I be proud of myself for getting this comment?
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Another nice complement, however the person who left it is advertising a Reverse Phone Number Lookup site:
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Oh Dear More Bizarre Stuff
Translator Needed In Aisle Five...
Sometimes the commenter leaves me wondering as to the state of their sanity.
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That comment was actually left on an image that I had uploaded about the New Forest. The person who left it had "mental health" as part of their email address. Should I be concerned?
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